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https://linktr.ee/topicopedia A series of discussions about things weighing heavily on our noggins, from shower thoughts to current affairs, Ste and Nicole put the world to rights.

  1. EP209 | EP209 | THE EGGS EXPLODED & SO DID THE EPISODE

    13H AGO

    EP209 | EP209 | THE EGGS EXPLODED & SO DID THE EPISODE

    This week on Topicopedia Episode 209, the eggs exploded… and so did the episode. Nicole kicks things off by revealing she detonated two eggs in the microwave like tiny breakfast grenades, Ste has reformatted his computer and accidentally tried to rejoin Slack like a confused new starter, and Uncle Jerry has once again been let loose on social media without supervision. We’ve got listener feedback involving productivity hats, square pizzas, Viking books and a tragic 69/99 ice cream mix-up. Then it’s into Notable News of the Week, featuring political circus energy, Stephen Curry and Warren Buffett’s very expensive lunch, shirtless baseball lads, Knight Rider speeding tickets, Eurovision failure, a man pulling a car with his bits while on fire, Katie Price’s missing husband, and the latest Bonnie Blue pregnancy rumours. This week’s Exhibit A covers the tragic and disturbing case of Suzanne Capper, a deeply upsetting British true crime case involving group cruelty, torture, and the horrifying consequences of wanting to belong to the wrong people. Then we lighten the mood with Corporate Jargon Translations, Follow Fast or Scroll Past on celebrity products, Meme of the Week with a suspiciously boob-shaped breakfast, and the usual terrible jokes to finish. Expect chaos, dark humour, accidental filth, public toilet trauma, corporate nonsense, Bonnie Blue speculation, and at least one egg-based emotional support incident. Listen, laugh, regret everything. #Topicopedia #EP209 #TheEggsExploded #BonnieBlue #BonnieBlueRumours #KatiePrice #SuzanneCapper #TrueCrimePodcast #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #BritishPodcast #NotableNews #MemeOfTheWeek #DarkHumour #FunnyPodcast 00:00:00 Uncle Jerry’s Weird Weekly Reminder 00:01:15 Welcome to Episode 209 00:04:16 Exploding Eggs & Slack Login Disasters 00:08:05 Nicole’s Dartmoor Toilet Emergency 00:16:16 Listener Feedback: Hats, Zoos, Castles & 69 Ice Creams 00:23:05 Notable News of the Week 00:34:25 Katie Price’s Missing Husband & Bonnie Blue Rumours 00:39:28 Corporate Jargon Translations 00:45:06 Exhibit A: The Suzanne Capper Case 00:53:32 Follow Fast or Scroll Past: Celebrity Products 01:11:54 Breaking News: Elon Musk vs OpenAI 01:13:19 Meme of the Week: Battle of the Egg Boobs 01:16:13 Joke of the Week 01:20:58 Outro

    1h 27m
  2. EP208 | RAT SH*T CRUISES & ONE-STAR MELTDOWNS: The Internet Has Lost It

    MAY 13

    EP208 | RAT SH*T CRUISES & ONE-STAR MELTDOWNS: The Internet Has Lost It

    This week on Topicopedia, Nicole is horizontal, Ste is ranting, Uncle Jerry is lurking, and the internet has somehow got even more ridiculous. We kick things off with listener feedback, postcards, pirate weekend, body reprogramming, and the return of lavatorial profanity. Then it’s time for Notable News of the Week, featuring David Attenborough turning 100, politics getting messier than ever, a deeply unpleasant hantavirus cruise story involving rat droppings, and one surprisingly wholesome tornado kitten. Then we dive into some of the most ridiculous one-star reviews ever written, including complaints that waterfalls are wet, zoos have animals, blackout curtains make rooms dark, weighted blankets are heavy, and mirrors keep showing exhausted people. This week’s unsolved mystery looks at the disappearance and suspected murder of Claudia Lawrence, one of the UK’s most haunting missing person cases. We talk through the timeline, the rumours, the investigation, the lack of CCTV, and why the case still feels so frustrating all these years later. Plus: productivity hacks get judged in Follow Fast or Scroll Past, Meme of the Week returns, and the jokes go exactly where you’d expect them to go. Like, subscribe, vote for Meme of the Week, and send us your feedback at topicopedia.online. 00:00:00 Intro: Nicole’s Horizontal Living Era 00:03:14 Weekly Catch-Up: Pirates, Painkillers & Union Street 00:10:22 Listener Feedback: Postcards, Profanity & 69 00:15:31 Notable News of the Week 00:16:37 David Attenborough Turns 100 00:18:09 Politics, Reform & Starmer’s Rough Week 00:28:49 Putin, Ukraine & A Very Grim Cruise Ship 00:29:17 Hantavirus, Rat Droppings & Isolation on the Wirral 00:33:07 Stormy the Tornado Kitten 00:34:00 One-Star Reviews From Absolute Lunatics 00:40:18 Castles, Boneless Wings & Seagulls at the Beach 00:45:07 Early Packages, Heavy Blankets & Escape Room Panic 00:50:36 Blackout Curtains, Sexy Skeletons & Buyers’ Remorse 00:52:26 Unsolved Mystery: The Disappearance of Claudia Lawrence 01:03:11 Follow Fast or Scroll Past: Productivity Hacks 01:19:05 Meme of the Week 01:22:06 Joke of the Week 01:27:19 Outro: Flat on Her Back, But Consistent #Topicopedia #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #FunnyPodcast #BritishPodcast #OneStarReviews #WeirdNews #UnsolvedMysteries #ClaudiaLawrence #TrueCrimePodcast #NotableNews #MemeOfTheWeek #PodcastClips #RatShitCruise #InternetMeltdowns

    1h 28m
  3. EP207 | EP 207 | 69 SH*TS & A WHEELIE BIN: Topicopedia’s Most Unhinged Episode Ever

    MAY 6

    EP207 | EP 207 | 69 SH*TS & A WHEELIE BIN: Topicopedia’s Most Unhinged Episode Ever

    This week on Topicopedia, Uncle Jerry has been let loose on the socials, Andy is basically producing the show now, and somehow we end up doing what can only be described as a full public service announcement about different types of poo. We kick things off with listener feedback, pasty chat, four-day week dreams, podcast copyright chaos, political misery, awkward food memories and the kind of notable news that makes you wonder whether anyone should be allowed near a microphone. Then it’s time for Raise the Bar, where Nicole brings us an alarmingly detailed guide to the many different types of dump - including the perfect dump, the empty-roll emergency, the Houdini dump, and the unforgettable “oh shit shit.” In Exhibit A, we dive into the bizarre and chilling murder of Julia Wallace, a real-life mystery involving a strange phone call, a fake address, a suspicious alibi and one of the most debated murder cases in British history. Plus, Follow Fast or Scroll Past returns with lazy girl meals, Meme of the Week gets suspiciously vote-rigged, and the jokes section goes exactly as badly as you’d expect. Strong language, toilet humour, murder, cheap meals, and Uncle Jerry. So basically, a normal week. #Topicopedia #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #BritishPodcast #FunnyPodcast #TrueCrimePodcast #UnsolvedMystery #JuliaWallace #MurderMystery #ToiletHumour #DarkHumour #NotableNews #MemeOfTheWeek #UKPodcast #PodcastEpisode #FunnyChat #AdultHumour #ComedyChat #TrueCrimeComedy #UncleJerry 00:00 – Intro: Uncle Jerry’s social media crime scene.02:20 – Tech garbage and the "Bike Turnaround" health kick.05:45 – The Pasty Manifesto: Rose vs. Ginsters.08:35 – Producer Andy’s jaunty feedback and innuendo updates.17:10 – Notable News: Copyright takedowns and the Ayr Wheelie Bin incident.28:20 – Celebrity Traitors 2026 cast list and Trump's UFO files.35:10 – The Great Poo Compendium: 69 shades of brown.51:48 – Exhibit A: The impossible timeline of the Julia Wallace murder.01:03:00 – Real estate tips: Checking if someone died in your house.01:06:30 – Follow Fast or Scroll Past: The "Lazy Girl Meal" edition.01:13:00 – Meme & Jokes: The duck, the ham-bush, and the handsaw.

    1h 22m
  4. EP206 | EP206 | She’s A 4, But She Can Reach The Yellow... 🍭

    APR 29

    EP206 | EP206 | She’s A 4, But She Can Reach The Yellow... 🍭

    This week on Topicopedia, Ste and Nicole are back with another beautifully chaotic episode full of questionable rankings, terrible jokes, odd news, listener feedback and one very dark true crime case. We kick things off with hangovers, hot tub cleaning, Sunday sadness, shoplifting rants, Wetherspoons plates, and Andy’s latest feedback — including a few brutal “they’re a 10 but…” suggestions. Then it’s Notable News of the Week, featuring Trump assassination attempt chat, political weirdness, monkeys eating soil after too much junk food, a cruise passenger suing after allegedly being over-served, a naked pond mermaid, and a town centre described simply as “crap.” After that, we play “She’s a 4… but…”, where a hot dog champion, Star Wars fans, expert skiers, cherry stalk skills, older parents, Keanu Reeves, life-ruining secrets and one criminal Rickroll all get rated in the only way Topicopedia knows how: badly. This week’s Exhibit A looks at the murder of Gemma Hayter, a deeply disturbing case about vulnerability, cruelty, bullying and betrayal. Then we recover badly with Follow Fast or Scroll Past, judging viral “hot girl healthy foods” including date bark, protein yoghurt bowls, cucumber salad, high protein wraps, green goddess salad, strawberry chocolate bites and air fryer sweet potato cubes. Plus: Meme of the Week, complimenting the chef a bit too literally, and listener-submitted jokes that absolutely should not be repeated in polite company. Listen, laugh, judge us, and then head to Topicopedia.online to vote for Meme of the Week or send us your own nonsense. 00:03:00 - Nicole’s night out, hangovers and bedrotting 00:06:00 - Ste’s new weekends, Sunday boredom and hot tub cleaning 00:11:40 - Andy’s feedback returns 00:13:30 - Shoplifting, store theft and whether society can be trusted 00:18:00 - The awkward fertility clinic story 00:22:20 - Wetherspoons plates, public seats and anxiety thoughts 00:25:00 - Andy’s “they’re a 10 but…” list 00:27:52 - Notable News of the Week 00:37:51 - She’s a 4… but 00:46:13 - Exhibit A: The murder of Gemma Hayter 00:55:00 - Follow Fast or Scroll Past: hot girl healthy foods 01:07:58 - Meme of the Week 01:15:00 - Jokes of the Week #Topicopedia #Podcast #ComedyPodcast #UKPodcast #FunnyPodcast #DarkHumour #BritishPodcast #PodcastEpisode #NotableNews #MemeOfTheWeek #TrueCrimePodcast #GemmaHayter #SheIsAFourBut #AdultComedy #PodcastClips #SpotifyPodcast #YouTubePodcast #ComedyChat #ListenerFeedback #ViralTopics

    1h 18m
  5. EP205 | How to Sell Your Farts in a Jar (For Big Money)

    APR 22

    EP205 | How to Sell Your Farts in a Jar (For Big Money)

    Stop working a 9-to-5 and start bottling your own air. 💨🫙 In Episode 205, Ste and Nicole break down the ultimate recession-proof side hustle: Selling your farts in a jar for big money. Nicole reveals her "scientific" underwater capture method and explains exactly why there is a booming market for... well, that. But it’s not all business. We’re also diving into the psychology of "Little Treat Culture" (and why your iced coffee is the reason you’re broke), playing a chaotic round of "He’s a 10, but...", and finding out why Uncle Jerry is officially banned from every family gathering. Finally, we take a dark turn into the main feature: The tragic and mysterious murder of Mary Jane Voller. Warning: This episode contains high fiber diets, questionable financial advice, and absolute chaos. Jingles by Suno 00:00 - Is This Thing On? (The Most Professional Intro Ever) 02:45 - THE GET RICH QUICK SCHEME: How to Sell Farts in a Jar 08:12 - Nicole’s Guide to "Farting Underwater" (For Quality Control) 15:30 - The 11-Year-Old Who Terrorized Home Bargains 24:45 - He’s a 10, But He Does THIS... 🚩 38:10 - Little Treat Culture: Why We Choose Iced Coffee Over Rent 52:20 - Uncle Jerry is Still Banned (Family Secrets Revealed) 1:02:15 - Ste’s "Scary Eyes" and Why Nicole is Terrified 1:12:40 - FEATURE: The Murder of Mary Jane Voller #Topicopedia #SideHustle #FartInAJar #LittleTreats #ComedyPodcast #TrueCrime #HeIsA10 #MoneyMakingTips #BritishHumor #ViralMoments #PodcastLife #FartoopianSprings #UncleJerry

    1h 42m
  6. EP204 | Kong Strong, Cardboard, and Cold Cases

    APR 15

    EP204 | Kong Strong, Cardboard, and Cold Cases

    Welcome to the breakdown of Episode 204 of Topicopedia, the podcast that proves you don't need a medical degree to diagnose everything or an exciting life to have loud opinions. Here is a look at the chaos, the cases, and the questionable energy drinks that defined this week’s show. 00:00:00 – Intro: Medical advice for sneezes and the excitement of multi-pack crisps. 00:03:15 – Cornwall Recap: Rare breeds, St. Brewards, and the five-pound farm entry fee. 00:08:45 – The Cardboard Saga: Steve’s harrowing journey to the local tip with a mountain of mug boxes. 00:14:50 – Taste Test: Steve tries the "horrendous" Kong Strong energy drink. 00:18:25 – Viral Trends: Discussing the TikTok "Unbrush" and aggressive advertising. 00:30:10 – Exhibit A: A deep dive into the disappearance of Claudia Lawrence. 01:05:40 – Reddit Stories: "What’s the dumbest thing you did as a teenager?" 01:18:55 – Follow Fast or Scroll Past: Judging the latest internet personalities. 01:26:10 – Closing Time: The umbrella joke and the Easter chocolate sign-off. #Topicopedia #PodcastRecap #ClaudiaLawrence #TrueCrime #KongStrong #CornwallLife #RareBreeds #CardboardCrisis #TikTokMadeMeBuyIt #RedditStories #BritishHumor #ColdCases #LifeOpinions #Unbrush #StBreward

    1h 27m
  7. EP203 | Dissolving Bodies & Whey Too Much Protein

    APR 8

    EP203 | Dissolving Bodies & Whey Too Much Protein

    Welcome back to Topicopedia, the podcast that somehow gets weirder every week while Ste’s life remains "predictable". In Episode 203, Steve kicks things off with a passionate rant about the bizarre and potentially illegal world of TikTok Lives—from "scoop" scams to the sale of dangerous self-defense items. We then shift gears for Exhibit A, where we dive into the chilling history of John Haigh, better known as the Acid Bath Murderer. It’s a deep dive into one of Britain’s most notorious true crime cases, handled with our usual mix of "chaos and questionable life choices". Finally, we lighten the mood with Follow Fast or Scroll Past: Protein Edition, where we judge the rise of the protein-obsessed personality. We wrap up with our Joke of the Week, which might just be a "long story". Jingles by Suno. 00:00:00 – Intro: Life excitement levels of a screensaver 00:00:43 – This week’s roadmap: Acid Baths and Protein Shakes 00:02:20 – The TikTok Rant: AI employees and the middleman struggle 00:04:44 – "Scoop" Scams: Why TikTok Live gambling is out of control 00:07:00 – Illegal Self-Defense Keyrings: The danger of "Shein" weapons 00:10:45 – Exhibit A: The Acid Bath Murders of John Haigh 00:26:30 – Follow Fast or Scroll Past: The Protein Shake Personality 00:33:15 – Uncle Jerry’s Protein Intake (Unfortunately) 00:38:50 – Meme of the Week 00:40:23 – Jokes of the Week: A very "thick" book. #Topicopedia #TikTokScams #AcidBathMurders #JohnHaigh #TrueCrimePodcast #ProteinCulture #TikTokLive #ComedyPodcast #Episode203 #UncleJerry

    41 min
  8. Ep202 | The Easter Episode That Probably Shouldn’t Eggcist…

    APR 1

    Ep202 | The Easter Episode That Probably Shouldn’t Eggcist…

    Happy Easter from Topicopedia! In episode 202, Ste and Nicole are "cracking on" with an egg-filled special that is smoother than a melted Easter egg left on a radiator. Nicole gives us an update on her life as a "walking medical mystery" and her epic battle to clear the "piles" of clutter in her bedroom—which she’s been funding by selling on Vinted. We dive into listener feedback about proper snake-holding etiquette and the heated debate over whether Australians or Brits are the world's most "sweary" people . This week’s features include a life-changing review of Cherry Bakewell flavoured tea and a live blind taste test of the viral (and surprisingly tasty) cottage cheese ice cream . In a more serious segment, Exhibit A covers the tragic case of Shafilea Ahmed . We then lighten things up with our Follow Fast or Scroll Past Easter edition, where we judge your chocolate habits—including why biting straight into a Creme Egg is a major red flag . Wrap it all up with our Meme and Jokes of the Week! Jingles by Suno. 00:00:00 – Intro: A "smooth" Easter start. 00:01:06 – Welcome to Episode 202: The Easter Edition. 00:03:18 – Nicole’s Week: Medical mysteries, new friends, and bedroom decluttering 00:07:35 – Listener Feedback: Snake etiquette, sweary Aussies, and Minecraft creepers 00:09:15 – The Cherry Bakewell Tea Revelation: "New favourite unlocked" 00:11:21 – The Viral Cottage Cheese Ice Cream Blind Taste Test 00:18:55 – OnlyFans Quiz: Leonid Radvinsky’s microtransactions 00:27:47 – The Price of Easter Eggs & The Creme Egg "Red Flag" 00:34:16 – The Great Easter Egg Debate: Size vs. Sharing 00:38:42 – Exhibit A: The tragic murder of Shafilea Ahmed 00:45:31 – Follow Fast or Scroll Past: Judging Easter chocolate choices 00:57:36 – Meme of the Week: A very close call 01:00:20 – Jokes of the Week 01:03:15 – Outro: Thanks for spending Easter with us #Topicopedia #EasterSpecial #CottageCheeseIceCream #ShafileaAhmed #TrueCrime #Podcast #CremeEgg #CherryBakewellTea #ComedyPodcast #Episode202

    1h 4m
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https://linktr.ee/topicopedia A series of discussions about things weighing heavily on our noggins, from shower thoughts to current affairs, Ste and Nicole put the world to rights.

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  • Creator
    Topicopedia
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    287
  • Rating
    Explicit
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