Trade Splaining

Ardian Mollabeqiri & Robert Skidmore

A fun and entertaining look at global affairs, trade and the United Nations, brought to you from the perspective of two American expats living in Switzerland. They try to keep a straight face while recapping the latest in current events and the local scene in Geneva, Switzerland as well as interviews with fellow expats on the international scene and leaders in their respective fields.

  1. JAN 27

    Trade, National Security and 2026 Walk Into a Bar

    Is everything national security now? In Episode 83 of Trade Splaining, Ardi & Rob kick off 2026 by diving head-first into the growing chaos at the intersection of trade policy, geopolitics, and national security exceptions — the legal loophole that ate the global trading system. We break down why trade is no longer just about efficiency or tariffs, but increasingly about power, leverage, and security theatre — from Greenland and semiconductors to Japan–China tensions and WTO rule-stretching. Then we’re joined (again) by two of our favourite adults in the room: Dr. Mona Paulsen (LSE) Prof. Greg Messenger (University of Bristol) Together, we unpack: Why “national security” now seems to cover everything except furniture Whether today’s chaos is a temporary shock — or a return to how trade always worked What businesses should actually watch for amid policy incoherence Whether the US is still a reliable anchor for the global trading system And why the real question isn’t what Washington does — but what everyone else does next Plus: A new 2026 format (more depth, fewer Lake Geneva anecdotes — we promise) Sleep-bro optimisation culture (yes, really) AI, soft skills, and why getting your boss coffee is apparently back Donuts, laundry, and the National Security Exception™ as a life philosophy 🎙️ No opinions. Just vibes. And trade law. 👉 Listen now wherever you get your podcasts. 📩 Questions? trade.splaining@gmail.com 🔔 Like, subscribe, follow — appease the algorithm. #TradeSplaining #GlobalTrade #NationalSecurity #Geopolitics #TradePolicy #WTO #SupplyChains #ListenResponsibly

    36 min
  2. 05/30/2025

    Shipping Goes Net Zero, Sell America and Talking Circular Economy

    Description: In Episode 79 of Trade Splaining, Rob and Ardian dive deep into the surprising relevance of decarbonizing global shipping, why GDP might not be the best metric anymore, and how the EU and UK are slowly making Brexit... not a thing. We also ask: is multilateralism really dead—or just resting? 💡 What You'll Hear in This Episode: Circular Reasoning (with actual logic): Guest Eva-Maria Bille of the European Environmental Bureau unpacks why circular economy policies matter more than ever—especially in a world of inflation, geopolitics, and defense budgets. Shipping News That Doesn’t Suck: The IMO’s historic (kind of) net-zero deal for shipping by 2050, what it means, and why it’s both hopeful and half-baked. Sell America? Moody’s downgrades the US credit rating, tourism is slowing, and Americans are quietly flocking to Swiss banks. Coincidence? We think not. GDP Is Over Party: A new push to rethink how we measure economic health. Is it time to dump GDP in favor of balance sheet metrics? Brexit: The Silent Patch-Up: A new EU-UK trade deal smooths post-Brexit trade pain. Is it a quiet realignment or political heresy? Swiss Wool Emergency & War Readiness: From Geneva’s updated war brochure to a growing sheep wool crisis, it’s your must-hear Swiss WTFs. 🔁 Also Featuring: Listener shoutouts to "Eric" and Ron "Burgundy" Michelle’s "Vibe Shift" report: Enron eggs, TikTok satire, and the birds that were never real A kebab-off between Geneva and Beirut A surprisingly accurate Bond reference and sheep-related crisis management 📬 Subscribe, review, share—and email us your feedback or best kebab takes at TSpotify, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

    42 min
  3. 03/20/2025

    The Green Transition, Customs Fraud & Why Tariffs Might Save the WTO (sort of)

    Episode Summary: In this episode of Trade Splaining, we unpack the latest twists in the Green Transition—spoiler alert: China’s winning. We also explore how chaos is reshaping global trade, why Manchester United’s new stadium might cost a fortune (hint: tariffs), and the Swiss government's crackdown on... cheap meat? Our guest, Professor Joost Pauwelyn, joins us to break down 21st-century customs fraud, how trade rules are shifting, and why the WTO may actually survive this era of economic uncertainty. If you’ve ever wondered how renewable energy, geopolitics, and tariffs intersect—or whether you should still care about composting—this episode is for you. 🔹 In This Episode: China’s dominance in the Green Transition and why Europe is struggling to keep up The hidden cost of Manchester United’s new stadium—tariffs, steel prices, and trade wars Switzerland’s unexpected role as the world's top container trader What’s happening with customs fraud, sustainability standards, and the rise of "trade surveillance" The future of WTO, and why reciprocal tariffs might actually save it And, of course, a deep dive into Geneva’s most pressing issue—affordable meat 🎧 Listen now on Apple Podcasts, Spotify, or wherever you get your podcasts. 🔗 Links & Mentions: Follow us on Twitter/X Join the conversation on Instagram Have a hot take? Email us at tradesplaining@gmail.com

    39 min
4.9
out of 5
30 Ratings

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A fun and entertaining look at global affairs, trade and the United Nations, brought to you from the perspective of two American expats living in Switzerland. They try to keep a straight face while recapping the latest in current events and the local scene in Geneva, Switzerland as well as interviews with fellow expats on the international scene and leaders in their respective fields.

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