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Ts&Zzz is a podcast to help you fall asleep by reading the most boring text on the internet; terms of service agreements, terms and conditions and privacy policies. We have all agreed to countless numbers of these contracts in our lives but have never actually read them and probably never will. Instead, we are putting them to use to help people get better sleep and maybe even learn something along the way.

Ts&Zzz Scott Elchison

    • Health & Fitness
    • 4.5 • 139 Ratings

Ts&Zzz is a podcast to help you fall asleep by reading the most boring text on the internet; terms of service agreements, terms and conditions and privacy policies. We have all agreed to countless numbers of these contracts in our lives but have never actually read them and probably never will. Instead, we are putting them to use to help people get better sleep and maybe even learn something along the way.

    Twitch - Terms of Service Part 1

    Twitch - Terms of Service Part 1

    Tonight you will be listening to Twitch’s Terms of Service. Narrated by Scott and Doug Elchison.  

    Twitch Terms of Service Part 1 Highlights: 

    Word Count: 6664Arbitration Agreement: Yes Other Agreements: There are 11 other terms or documents that are referred to within this TOS that you agree to when you accept these terms and conditionsIf you permit others to use your account credentials, you agree to these Terms of Service on behalf of all other persons who use the Services under your account or password, and you are responsible for all activities that occur under your account or passwordThe Twitch Services are not available to persons under the age of 13
    Read the full Terms of Service here: https://www.twitch.tv/p/en/legal/terms-of-service/


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    • 41 min
    Snap Inc - Terms of Service

    Snap Inc - Terms of Service

    Tonight you will be listening to Snap Inc. Terms of Service. Narrated by Scott and Doug Elchison.  

    Snap Inc. Terms of Service Highlights: 

    Word Count: 5033Arbitration Agreement: YesOne of the options we provide with Memories is the ability to create a restricted area by setting a passcode, which might be a PIN or a passphrase or some other mechanism. This is similar to the device-lock option you may be using on your mobile device; by setting a passcode, you make it less likely that another person who gets ahold of your device will be able to see what you saved to the restricted area of Memories. But here’s a big warning: IF YOU LOSE OR FORGET YOUR MEMORIES PASSCODE, OR IF YOU ENTER THE WRONG ONE TOO MANY TIMES, YOU WILL LOSE ACCESS TO ANY CONTENT YOU SAVED IN THE RESTRICTED AREA OF MEMORIES.You will not buy, sell, rent, or lease access to your Snapchat account, Snaps, a Snapchat username, or a friend link without our written permission.
    Read the full TOS here: https://snap.com/en-US/terms



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    • 45 min
    Nifty Gateway - Terms of Use

    Nifty Gateway - Terms of Use

    Tonight you will be listening to Nifty Gateway Terms of Use. Narrated by Scott and Doug Elchison.  

    Nifty Gateway Terms of Use Highlights: 

    Word Count: 5685Arbitration Agreement: Yes Unclaimed Property: If Nifty Gateway is holding funds in your account and has no record of your use of the Service for several years, they may be required, upon passage of applicable time periods, to report these funds as unclaimed property in accordance with the abandoned property and escheat laws.Taxes: Users are solely responsible for filing taxes on their purchases.Marketing and Promotion: If you are a Nifty Creator, you hereby grant Nifty Gateway the right to use your name and image for marketing or promotional purposes.Risks: The price and liquidity of blockchain assets, including Nifties, are extremely volatile and may be subject to large fluctuations Fluctuations in the price of other digital assets could materially and adversely affect Nifties, which may also be subject to significant price volatilityLegislative and regulatory changes or actions at the state, federal, or international level may adversely affect the use, transfer, exchange, and value of Nifties Nifties are not legal tender and are not backed by the government Transactions in Nifties may be irreversible, and, accordingly, losses due to fraudulent or accidental transactions may not be recoverable Some transactions in Nifties shall be deemed to be made when recorded on a public ledger, which is not necessarily the date or time that you initiated the transactionThe value of Nifties may be derived from the continued willingness of market participants to exchange fiat currency or digital assets for Nifties, which may result in the potential for permanent and total loss of value of a particular Nifty should the market for that Nifty disappear The nature of Nifties may lead to an increased risk of fraud or cyber attack, and may mean that technological difficulties experienced by Gemini may prevent the access to or use of your Digital Assets 
    Bonus: Don’t say velcro video https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rRi8LptvFZY


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    • 48 min
    Vacation - Terms of Service

    Vacation - Terms of Service

    Tonight you will be listening to Vacation Terms of Service. Narrated by Scott and Doug Elchison.

    Vacation Terms of Service Highlights: 

    Word Count: 7375Arbitration Agreement: Yes Vacation has made every effort to display as accurately as possible the colors and images of our products. They cannot guarantee that your computer monitor’s display of any color will be accurate. For the referral program a Qualified Referral is defined as a purchase made at www.vacation.inc by a person (a "Referred Customer") who uses the unique referral link provided to them by a Referrer. You are limited to one Qualified Referral for each Referred Customer; in other words, additional/repeat purchases made by a Referred Customer are not counted as additional Qualified Referrals.Vacation does not accept returns for health and safety reasons 
    Read the full TOS here: https://www.vacation.inc/terms-of-service/


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    • 1 hr 6 min
    NBA Top Shot - Terms of Use

    NBA Top Shot - Terms of Use

    Welcome to Season 3 of Ts&Zzz! Tonight you will be listening to NBA Top Shot Terms of Use. Narrated by Scott Elchison. 

    NBA Top Shot Terms of Use Highlights:
    Word count: 7157New Word Learned: Ab Initio - from the beginning  Each NBA Top Shot Moment has no inherent or intrinsic valueA person’s Flow Network public address will be made publicly visible whenever they engage in a transaction with NBA Top Shot.Payments cannot be reversed! Users are solely responsible for determining what, if any, taxes apply to your Moment-related transactions. 
    Read the full TOU here: https://nbatopshot.com/terms


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    • 45 min
    WhatsApp - Terms of Service

    WhatsApp - Terms of Service

    Tonight you will be listening to WhatsApp Terms of Service. Narrated by Henry. 

    WhatsApp Terms of Service Highlights:
    Word count: 5217
    Facebook bought WhatsApp back in 2014 for $19 billions dollars.
    WhatsApp receives information from, and shares information with, the Facebook Companies, to provide integrations which enable you to connect your WhatsApp experience with other Facebook Company Products; to ensure security, safety, and integrity across the Facebook Company Products; and to improve your ads and products experience across the Facebook Company Products. 
    WhatsApp doesn’t provide access to emergency services providers, including the police, fire departments, or hospitals. 
    There is a time limit on disputes. If you do not bring a Claim (including commencing an arbitration) within one year after the Dispute first arose, then the arbitration will be dismissed because it was started too late.
    Your continued use of our Services confirms your acceptance of our Terms, as amended. You must stop using our Services by deleting your account.
    Sponsors: 

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    Read the full TOS here 


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    • 31 min

Customer Reviews

4.5 out of 5
139 Ratings

139 Ratings

Bookworm500 📚📚 ,

Amazing

Helps me fall asleep and is very relaxing! Great idea!

Kenneth 'Bud' Warren ,

Have you ever fallen asleep on a cloud looking up upon to heavens?...

...if you haven’t, listen to this podcast. It’s like laying in a grass field on the first day of spring, the sun warming not only your body but your soul as well. Also, the t-shirts are sweet. 10/10 will listen again.

TheFedSmoker ,

First listen

Really great for falling asleep but the speed is just a tad bit slow. Keep em coming tho!

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