Turd Night

Tim Fox and Dan Velazquez
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Do you love to laugh at bad movies and need more recommendations? Join Tim Fox and Dan Velazquez every Tuesday in "Turd Night" as they deep-dive into the best-worst movies that Hollywood and its fringes have to offer. If you are looking for ridiculous plot lines, hilarious characters, and film scripts that would have made Siskel and Ebert lose hope in the future of cinema, we have just the movies for you!

  1. 06/01/2021

    #20 The Room | Love is blind

    Wow. It’s here. One of the best representations of what Turd Night is all about: Love, passion, betrayal, football tosses, plastic spoons, and a motionless pug on a countertop. That’s right, it’s The Room! We’re talking all things Tommy Wiseau, Academy Award snubs, Paul Giamatti, absurd dialogue, and all The Room facts you can stomach. Today’s Turd Calls is with the Room fanatic Deidre Scott! Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight

    1h 6m

  2. 05/25/2021

    #19 Mac and Me | A feature length McDonald’s commercial

    Did you love E.T.? I’ll bet you did. Did you love it so much that you would want to see it butchered at the hands of lesser filmmakers? Probably not. Sound familiar? It’s Mac and Me this week on Turd Night. This week we dive in on Stewart Raffill’s filmography, the disgusting looking aliens, launching a kid off of a cliff, becoming an American citizen, and an ending that will make you BOO the screen. Erin Murphy returns for Turd Calls on this episode, too! Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight

    1h 8m

  3. 05/18/2021

    #18 Samurai Cop | Robert Z’Dar, his jaw, and a whole lotta laughs

    There are several tiers of Turd Night movies and this movie is up on the top shelf. Samurai Cop is an unintentionally hilarious romp full of bad wigs, poorly choreographed fight scenes, and some of the worst ADR dubbing around. But we absolutely LOVED it and we think you will, too! We dive deep this week and talk about the infamous wig, Amir Shervan’s filmmaking career, one and done takes, and who the biggest scene stealer might be between Steve the Cop, the Costa Rican waiter, and the stuffed lion’s head.

    1h 5m

  4. 05/11/2021

    #17 The Forbidden Dance | Passion has a rhythm all its own: the Lambada!

    From the jungles of the Amazon to the streets of Los Angeles, the lambada knows how to get the people GOING! This week on Turd Night, we dove into the sneakily addictive, 1990 lambada dance movie: the Forbidden Dance. We discuss the visible camera dolly, Jeff James’ current career, belly button switch blades, safe sex, and Menahem Golan’s relentless movie producing spree. Special thanks to Erin Murphy for the recommendation and for being the first person to be featured on the new segment, Turd Calls! Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight

    1h 4m

  5. 05/04/2021

    #16 Road House | No one is cooler than Patrick Swayze playing a cooler

    Welcome to Jasper, Missouri, where tempers are runnin’ hot and the whiskey is runnin’ low. Patrick Swayze IS the coolest person in this movie (and possibly to ever exist). That’s right, we’re talking about the 1989 classic Road House! Join us, Tim and Dan, as we discuss incognito monster trucks, Sam Elliot’s pubes, shirtless Tai Chi, throat rips, and how often people have to sweep up eyeballs at the end of the night. Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight

    59 min

  6. 04/27/2021

    #15 Demolition Man | Murder, Death, Kill, and the Three Seashells

    Batman vs The Joker, David vs Goliath...Wesley Snipes vs Sylvester Stallone! This week on Turd Night we re-watched the futuristic/action/(comedy?) Demolition Man. Join us this week as we discuss cryogenic freezing, San Angeles, Stallone as a comic actor, how you ACTUALLY use the three seashells, and how on fire Sandra Bullock was in the early 90’s. Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight

    1h 5m

  7. 04/20/2021

    #14 Deep Blue Sea | Thomas Jane’s Shoeless Existence

    Turd Night is biting back this week with a thriller you’ve probably seen before: Deep Blue Sea. Is this a Turd? Well, Samuel L Jackson plays a rich investor who has tasted human flesh, Thomas Jane is a shark wrangler with a prison record, and LL Cool J is a cook who used to be a preacher (who everyone calls “Preacher”)! Turns out, it most certainly is a Turd. Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight

    1h 5m

  8. 04/13/2021

    #13 No Holds Barred | Hulk Hogan plays himself and brings some real tears!

    This week on Turd Night, we flew from the top turnbuckle and dropped a big elbow onto No Holds Barred (aka Hulk Hogan giving an acting lesson on how to bring it!) Anything is better than Howard the Duck, and so is this movie; Hulk Hogan plays a wrestler who fights someone named Zeus...and maybe that’s all you need to know about it. We discuss Hulk Hogan’s musical album, Dan’s love for wrestling, the infamous “dookie” scene, Hulk Hogan’s ethnicity, and what it means to speak Hulk Hoganese. Email us your Turd Night movie suggestions at turdnight@gmail.com Follow us on Instagram @turdnight

    1h 2m
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Do you love to laugh at bad movies and need more recommendations? Join Tim Fox and Dan Velazquez every Tuesday in "Turd Night" as they deep-dive into the best-worst movies that Hollywood and its fringes have to offer. If you are looking for ridiculous plot lines, hilarious characters, and film scripts that would have made Siskel and Ebert lose hope in the future of cinema, we have just the movies for you!

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  • Creator
    Tim Fox and Dan Velazquez
  • Years Active
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  • Episodes
    21
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © Tim Fox and Dan Velazquez