Twilight Newbs Jason and Eric
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Join two dudes as they read Twilight for the first time. What have we gotten ourselves into?
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Eclipse Ch. 3. Jacob Black is Back
Team Jacob! Ladies and gentlemen, he is back. Awkward phone calls. Awkward showing up at someone else's school. But has the best slams against leech Edward. Does a fight break out in front of muggles? Oh wait wrong series.
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Eclipse Ch. 2. Sex Talk
My (Jason) audio is horrible in this. Sorry. Going to have to deal with it though. We are such professionals. But more importantly, Charlie attempts the sex ed talk. What a dad move. But fails pretty bad at it. Give him some credit. Episodes will be on Monday's from now on.
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Eclipse Ch. 1. WerePig
We are finally into the third book! Eclipse! Heard this one is good. Better not let me down people. Seriously. It better be good. Thanks for being with us for so long. Keep it up. New logo soon!
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New Moon Movie Review! Hardcore Parkour
We are back! Stupid technical problems. Missed you guys. Here is our movie review. Our thoughts and predictions on what we think will happen. Enjoy.
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New Moon Ch. 24 - Epilogue. FINALE!
We did it! Finished book number 2. Not sure which is better. The first or the second. What do you think? Thanks for continuing this journey with us. Looking forward to Eclipse. Sorry for missing a week. It happens okay? Deal with it.
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New Moon Ch. 22-23. Edward and Bella Together Again
Kiss kiss. hug hug. Kiss the wrist. Don't forget that spot. They have made it back home safely. Now what? They made a promise to the Volturi to change Bella into a vampire. Does Edward keep his promise? Does the kissy kissy stop? Only a chapter and an epilogue remain. Thanks for sticking with us through the second book. Almost Eclipse time.
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Facebook: facebook.com/TwilightNewbs
Jason's Twitter: Newb_Jason
Instagram: yale_jason
AND NOW PATREON!
Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/TwilightNewbs
Customer Reviews
The Best
I love this podcast so much!! I didn’t know how much I needed this!
Your breath tastes amazing
Love this podcast. Eric and Jason are hilarious. It’s a nice balance between nostalgia and ripping apart the books.
Very entertaining!
I'm a huge twilight fan who frequently rereads the books and watches the movies. I love this podcast and it keeps me entertained at my extremely boring job. I'n pretty sure my coworkers think I'm insane for occasionally laughing out loud while listening to this with headphones. I hope new episodes come out soon - I miss it!