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  1. 20H AGO

    Ep. 82 - Trumping Aliums, Tom's a Hooker now, and Getting Drilled in a Garage

    Let's talk about Trump's potential Aliens reveal, why he's (maybe) going to do it, what happens after, and where we go from there. Tom also took a business trip to Key West (and you thought his Philly trips were wild), we've got an update for John (hey big guy), and we spend some time talking about false flags in the media. Oh, we also cross the line (time to get canceled). And someone pretends to be a dentist, performing root canals in her garage. At least, that's what we thought. Turns out it was a satirical article written for entertainment purposes only and we fell for it. Whoops, enjoy it anyway.  Episode links below, please consider joining our Patreon to support the show! For the price of a cup of coffee a month (and not even Starbucks coffee) you get early access to episodes, bonus content, and that warm and fuzzy feeling unique to helping a couple of middle aged dads continue spreading the good word.  Bonnie Blue out-porns herself   Bonnie Blue would crush it in prison.   Trump talks aliens (the extraterrestrial ones) ?   Everything Trump has said about UFOs and aliens in speeches so far.   More Trump on Aliens   Getting drilled in a garage. Satire we bought as real. Nicely done writer.   Chapters 0:21 Welcome Back to Dad's Talking 2:16 Tom's Trip to Key West 7:00 Arrival Shenanigans 7:54 Hotel Drama Unfolds 18:28 Vasectomy Revenge Story 22:50 Deception 29:32 Bonnie Blue Updates 40:27 Cards Against Humanity Debate 45:02 Trump and Aliums 49:16 The Alien Disclosure 51:28 Skepticism and Hope 55:24 Epstein Files Connection 56:39 Dark Humor and Distraction 58:09 Medical Knowledge from Atrocities 1:00:29 The Future of False Flags 1:14:37 Dentist in a Garage 1:16:55 Jokes 1:29:53 Final Thoughts on Controversy

    1h 31m

  2. 5D AGO

    Ep. 81 - Lice, Evil Stairs, and Bonnie Blue

    The title pretty much says it all this week. Tom has an epic Dadfail (or at least it feels like one), Stairs are as evil as table corners, and Bonnie Blue is at it again (and again, and again, and again...). And of course we've got Dad Jokes and a smattering of other topics to distract us.    0:45 Welcome Back, Grumpy and Tired 2:06 Dadfail: Lice 8:20 Dad Fail Reflections 15:41 Stairs are Evil 20:46 Home Improvements and Procrastination 27:45 Pickle Puns and Office Shenanigans 33:26 The Controversial Baptism 43:03 Examining Publicity Stunts 54:32 The Curse of Bonnie Blue 57:16 Closing Dad Jokes and Reflections

    1h 4m

  3. JAN 28

    Ep. 80 - Doug's Heartfelt Return

    We're back, baby! It's Doug's fault - he decided to have a surgery. So we talk about that, and dovetail into how it affects daily life and family. Tom also had a (near) Dad Fail, and a surprising bathroom encounter...no, those are not the same event. Also, pets and children are basically the same thing, right?   No links this week, because Doug talked too much.   Get your 2DT swag here. Follow us on socials using Linktree, and email your feedback, stories or Dad Jokes to 2DTPod@Gmail.com.   0:50 Welcome Back to Two Dads Talking 0:53 Heart Surgery Reveal 4:06 The Journey of My Heart 11:31 Unforeseen Complications 13:16 The Bacterial Infection 15:58 Preparing for Another Surgery 17:08 The Extensive Operation 29:04 Recovery Stories 29:53 Talking to the Kids 33:41 Looking Ahead 37:17 Reflections on the Experience 38:07 Getting Back to Normal 39:35 Future Visits and Updates 40:38 Closing Thoughts 47:54 Herpes and Major Surgery 50:22 Dad Fails and Lies 58:12 The Weight of Integrity 1:04:16 Parenting Struggles 1:12:15 Pets vs. Children 1:15:09 Bathroom Encounter and Revelations 1:18:57 Dad Jokes and Memories

    1h 30m

  4. 10/29/2025

    Ep. 79 - McKamey Manor The Most Horrifying Place on Earth (and the demon who runs it)

    Remember way back in episode 16 when we talked about the Toy Box Killer, one of the sickest and most deranged serial killers in American History? Now imagine that motherf@cker runs a tourist attraction. Welcome to McKamey Manor, the legal torture chamber run by a sick sadist in Tennessee (but who's judging?).  Billed as the scariest horror attraction in the US, there is an alleged cash prize for anyone who can make it through a 6-10 hour "immersive haunt experience." But what really happens at the manor? What happens when insiders reveal scams,  crimes, and hidden footage? And why the f@ck hasn't Russ McKamey been gangbanged by a flock of angry Snakeducks yet?  Also, on a less halloweenish subject, Tom gets Momsplained at a park and we tell dad jokes. Blah Blah Blah.    Super disturbing links from the show:  https://www.mckameymanor.com/  https://people.com/controversial-manor-tour-haunted-attraction-accused-rape-murder-charges-8682817?utm_source=chatgpt.com  https://people.com/mckamey-manor-still-open-despite-backlash-tennessee-haunted-house-arrest-owner-8724606    0:18  Welcome to the Podcast 11:54  Halloween Special Stories 33:48  The Dark Side of McKamey Manor 1:01:53  Momsplaining 1:10:56  Halloween Wrap-Up and Dad Homework

    1h 13m

  5. 10/22/2025

    Ep. 78 - The Bunny Man, Hanako-San, and Madame Koi Koi

    Halloween season continues! This week we're talking about a few urban legends you've probably never heard, ranging from Nigeria to Japan to the strange land of Virginia. Need a good ghost story to keep your teenage kid from making out under a dark bridge? You've got it. Trying to keep your kid in bed after lights-out? Got you covered. Looking to scare the crap out of your kid while they're on the toilet? Say hello to our little friend Hanako San. We've got ghost stories for every need this week, so light that campfire and make sure you follow / subscribe for s'more.    Additionally, Doug drops some exciting news, a woman was fake-sacrificed to Shiva at CERN a few years back, and kids are still running amok on their parents. Oh, and Dad jokes! We've got those of course, and Doug was on fire this week.    Do you have an urban legend you want us to tell on the podcast? Email it to 2DTPod@gmail.com   Thanks for listening, Go Dad Go!    Show links and show notes:    Human Sacrifice at CERN? The real-life Bunny Man Madame Koi Koi (now a motion picture, perfect for kids of all ages) The legend of Hanako-San    0:18 Welcome and Surprises  2:13 Family Planning and Future Drama  3:43 A Dark Turn  6:48 Spooky Stories for Halloween  7:41 The Bunny Man Legend  26:27 Tales of Madame Koi Koi  36:05 Hanako San 41:01 Updates: Parenting Challenges  58:39 Discipline and Authority  1:01:31 Wrap-Up

    1h 12m

  6. 10/15/2025

    Ep. 77 - Medium: A Conversation with Angie Welch

    Meet Medium, Pranic Healer, and Akashic Record Reader Angie Welch.  Angie is a full-time professional medium making a special appearance to talk Spirits, Ghosts, the difference between the two, and much more. A viewer of spirits since she was a child, Angie gives basic insight into what she does as a medium, what the Akashic Records could unlock for you (and why the Christian Bible supports this), and why you should NOT buy your kids a Ouija Board (okay Doug and Bridget, you're right, you win).  Angie isn't just a practicing medium, she's also a teacher / coach, an artist, a healer and an occasional poker player (that last one seems unfair, right?).  Want to learn more about Angie, or schedule a reading or Pranic healing session?  Visit www.leapoffaithartistry.com  or find her social media at:  Facebook: www.facebook.com/MediumAngieWelch   Insta: www.instagram.com/mediumangiewelch  Happy Halloween everyone! Keep on Dadding, and watch out for Snakeducks!

    2h 5m

  7. 10/10/2025

    BONUS EPISODE: Samhain, The Origins of Halloween

    Tom kicks off the Halloween season with this special bonus episode, diving into the origins of Halloween.  When did it start? What does it have to do with a Big Mac? Where do Jack O' Lanterns come from? And why do we bob for apples?  Tom covers all of this in an ODDD-style bonus episode just in time to kick off our Halloween programming. Get ready for three weeks of tricks and treats!  If you like this short content, One-Dad-Deep-Dive style content, make sure to check out our Patreon  where you can find similar ODDDs on topics like Loki, Roopkund Lake, the Expansion of the Universe and more.  Thanks for tuning into this bonus episode, Go Dad Go!

    23 min

  8. 10/08/2025

    Ep. 76 - Who's in Control? Parents, ICE, and Dollop of Bonnie Blue

    Every see a mom / dad with their kid and wonder, "which of you is the parent?" Let's talk a little about who's in control in the parent / child dynamic...  Also, we had a tragic shooting in Dallas that was also bizarre and, not to be cold to the tragedy, ironic?  We'll talk a little about Ian Roberts, and of course we have our Bonnie Blue update (no, she's not volunteering her time at Marineland Antibes yet).  Links for the show:  https://www.reuters.com/world/us/ice-arrests-des-moines-public-schools-superintendent-2025-09-26/?utm_source=chatgpt.com https://www.reuters.com/world/us/second-detainee-dies-week-after-dallas-ice-shooting-2025-09-30/?utm_source=chatgpt.com https://nypost.com/2025/09/28/lifestyle/bonnie-blues-mother-in-law-cant-wait-for-them-to-divorce/?utm_source=chatgpt.com https://twodadstalking.podbean.com/e/ghosts-groot-up-the-butt-and-ghoulish-jokes/

    1h 10m
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    Both Dads
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    2024 - 2026
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