Two Dudes, One Stream

Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate

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COMEDY

Just two really cool dudes that love to stream.. one of us lives in central Illinois and the other is alllll the way in California. Come hangout with us as we discuss life, comedy, movies, music and other nonsense. We also watch hilarious clips, videos and movies.

MAR 24

TJ's Glory Hole

The conversation begins with humorous banter and segues into a discussion about Trader Joe's and the concept of sexual tension. It then transitions to a lighthearted conversation about pets and unpredictable weather. The hosts share comedic anecdotes, engage in skits, and continue with humorous conversations about nutrition and other topics. The conversation covers a range of topics including preparations for a 5k run, humorous scenarios, awkward encounters, inappropriate comments, technical issues, movie discussions, and uncomfortable situations. The dialogue is filled with unusual and humorous anecdotes, creating an unexpected and entertaining experience for the listeners. The conversation features explicit content and humorous banter, with a focus on storytelling and comedic exchanges. The gas station banter serves as the primary theme, showcasing the explicit and humorous nature of the conversation. What a s****y summary from this dumb AI shit.. Anyways, follow the guys on Instagram and Tiktok! @coltcrarywithcheese @fugate.jpg @fugate.xl

1h 4m
MAR 18

WE CAN'T BELIEVE IT

The conversation covers the challenges of podcast recording and technical issues, as well as experiences and jokes related to stand-up comedy. The hosts discuss their podcast recording experiences, technical difficulties, and the impact of epilepsy on one of their episodes. They also share insights into their stand-up comedy experiences, including jokes and audience reactions. The conversation covers the impact of tattoo flu on the body and the endurance required for long tattoo sessions. It also delves into the art of storytelling and humor in stand-up comedy, highlighting the use of descriptive and engaging narratives to entertain the audience. The conversation covers humorous experiences in a tattoo studio, the unique lifestyle of living in California, and comical mishaps in home maintenance. The topics range from funny encounters with clients in the tattoo studio to the quirks of California living and the amusing incidents of home maintenance gone wrong. Takeaways Stand-up comedy experiencesPodcast recording challenges Tattoo flu and its impact on the bodyHumor and storytelling in stand-up comedy Tattoo studio experiencesCalifornia livingHome maintenance mishaps Chapters 00:00 Podcast Recording and Technical Issues19:55 Stand-up Comedy and Jokes27:09 Tattoo Flu and Endurance49:00 Stand-Up Comedy and Storytelling58:39 Tattoo Studio Shenanigans01:29:24 Home Maintenance Fiascos

59 min
MAR 10

Dalton Jewcing a Colt

The conversation begins with a light meditation and transitions into a humorous discussion about preheated farts. This leads to a chat about homework frustrations and AI interaction. Colt and Dalton then share amusing TV show experiences and stories about Amish encounters. The conversation concludes with a humorous sponsorship mention and side effects warning. The conversation covers a range of topics, from humorous spelling woes to cultural appropriation, dark humor, soundboards, psychology class humor, TV show connections, lightening the mood in dark situations, and dark humor in the context of breaking news. The speakers use humor to navigate through dark and heavy topics, finding lightness in unexpected places. The conversation covers a wide range of topics, including second chances, skateboarding culture, humor, reflections, and social issues. The hosts engage in humorous banter, share personal experiences, and discuss societal and cultural observations. The dialogue is light-hearted and entertaining, providing insights into various aspects of life and pop culture. Takeaways Amusing banter and storytellingExploration of TV shows and experiences Humor in dark situationsCultural appropriation Second chancesSkateboarding culture Chapters 00:00 Light Meditation and Fart Banter07:35 Politeness and AI Interaction26:58 Sponsorship and Side Effects32:02 BDSM Gear and Diarrhea Restaurants38:39 Psychology Class Humor and Dark Topics45:37 Malcolm in the Middle and Breaking Bad Connection54:31 Breaking News and Dark Humor01:00:06 Weaves and Cultural Appropriation01:05:21 Spider-Man and 9/11 References01:11:32 Skateboarding Spot and Pro Skaters01:17:02 Plans for Skateboarding Filming

1h 24m
FEB 25

You're my boy, BLUE!

In this lively conversation, Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate explore a variety of humorous and nostalgic topics, ranging from the peculiarities of their childhood neighborhoods to the absurdities of modern technology and social interactions. They share funny anecdotes about LimeWire, texting in the early 2000s, and their experiences in Vegas, all while weaving in references to pop culture and personal memories. The discussion also touches on the quirks of tattooing and the unique joy of working with clients who have Down syndrome, showcasing a blend of humor and heartfelt moments throughout. In this episode, Dalton and Colt explore various humorous and absurd topics, from cruising in Vegas to a disastrous experience at Domino's. They delve into the psychological tricks of casinos, share funny anecdotes about farts, and even touch on dark humor related to Epstein's emails. The conversation flows through everyday mishaps, including driving struggles and the ridiculousness of cologne commercials, all while maintaining a light-hearted and comedic tone.

1h 10m
FEB 17

QUIET ON SET, DAWG

Summary In this episode, Colt and Dalton share humorous anecdotes about their lives, including a disastrous Uber ride, dreams of casting calls, and plans for a Vegas trip. They also discuss personal updates, including a cat with herpes and experiences in the entertainment industry. The conversation is filled with laughter, banter, and reflections on life, making it an entertaining listen for fans of comedy podcasts.

47 min
FEB 6

Sea Lion Stank

In this conversation, Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate discuss a variety of topics ranging from their excitement about training for a 5K, the impact of AI on media perception, the mechanics of skateboarding games, and humorous anecdotes about sea lions and childhood experiences. They also delve into comedic bits about awkward situations, including a funny take on the terms 'prolapse' and 'relapse', and share unforgettable stories from their past. In this engaging conversation, Dalton Fugate and Colt Crary explore the intricacies of comedy, sharing insights on joke structure, personal storytelling, and the challenges of the comedy scene. They also delve into fitness, discussing preparations for a 5K and the importance of proper running gear. The duo reflects on influencer culture and environmental issues, particularly the Amazon rainforest, while also commenting on pop culture figures like Bert Kreischer. The conversation wraps up with excitement for upcoming gaming experiences, particularly a new skate game.

1h 8m
JAN 29

Daltons Hairline

The conversation covers a wide range of random and diverse topics, including alcoholism, sobriety, police chase commentary, influencer content, music, and more. The dialogue is humorous and entertaining, providing a mix of lighthearted and thought-provoking commentary. Takeaways Diverse and random contentHumorous and entertaining conversation Chapters 00:00 Random Conversations and Commentary05:13 Police Chase and Commentary11:14 Influencer Content and Commentary56:04 Music and Commentary

1h 7m
JAN 29

Daltons Underwear

Summary In this engaging podcast episode, Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate explore a variety of humorous topics ranging from microphone troubles and online shopping experiences to personal health reflections and funny public encounters. They share anecdotes from their lives, discuss the importance of variety in comedy, and reflect on their experiences with art galleries and classroom dynamics. The conversation flows naturally, highlighting the duo's chemistry and comedic timing as they navigate through various themes, including future collaborations and upcoming performances. In this episode, Colt and Dalton explore the challenges of content creation, focusing on the struggle for authenticity and the importance of relatable ideas. They share personal anecdotes, discuss social media trends, and promote fellow creators. The conversation flows into humorous travel stories, unexpected interruptions, and creative ideas for enhancing their podcast visuals. They also touch on cooking techniques and the importance of upgrading their equipment for future episodes.

1h 30m
JAN 29

Daltons Nuts

The conversation covers topics such as snowy weather, climbing, writing a book, and humorous banter. It begins with a discussion about the cold weather and snowy conditions, followed by a conversation about climbing and free soloing. The hosts then delve into the process of writing a book and the publishing process. The conversation concludes with humorous and lighthearted banter. The conversation is characterized by casual banter, humor, and a variety of topics. From a squirrel story to discussions about Mormon country and bathroom humor, the dialogue is filled with light-hearted exchanges and amusing anecdotes. Takeaways Snowy weather and cold temperaturesDiscussion about climbing and free soloingWriting a book and publishing processHumorous and lighthearted banter Casual conversationHumor and banter Chapters 00:00 Snowy Weather and Cold Temperatures05:59 Writing a Book and Publishing Process15:00 Humorous and Lighthearted Banter37:34 Squirrel Story and Smut Books51:48 Cooking Mishap and Bathroom Humor

58 min
JAN 28

Gutting Tobacco

In this lively conversation, Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate discuss a variety of topics ranging from the weather and personal anecdotes to experiences with chewing tobacco and memories from high school. They share humorous stories, delve into sports and gaming, and reflect on their social media experiences, particularly on TikTok. The conversation wraps up with discussions about movies and entertainment, showcasing their camaraderie and light-hearted banter throughout.

1h 5m
JAN 25

Heterosexual life-mates

Dalton and Colt have been bestfriends for around 20 years. Summers they would spend living at each others houses, riding wood around town, sucking on chili dawgs outside the Tastee Freez. Dalton sitting on Colt's lap, he's got his hands...well you know the rest... Life goes on, long after the thrill of livin' is gone..

1h 29m

11 Episodes

Just two really cool dudes that love to stream.. one of us lives in central Illinois and the other is alllll the way in California. Come hangout with us as we discuss life, comedy, movies, music and other nonsense. We also watch hilarious clips, videos and movies.

Creator

Colt Crary and Dalton Fugate
Years Active

2K
Episodes

11
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

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