Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude

Richard Chelson and Bryan Goodwin

This show is about two grumpy vets and a duuude who became friends and have been talking once a week for the last 4 or 5 years. These conversations result in many rabbit holes being chased. Finally, in our infinite wisdom, we decided to share this with you. To let you know that you can find someone to talk to about anything and still maintain your manly attitude. This show will talk about real subjects and real life, if that offends you, then change the channel. We are Podcast 2.0 compliant using the value-for-value model. So take a break and listen to 2 Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, solve the world's problems...and get nowhere!

  1. Jul 13

    Bumper Cars At 90 Miles Per Hour

    This week, Bryan, Rich,and Ron sits down for one of those conversations that reminds everyone exactly why they do this show — life shows up fast, and sometimes all you can do is laugh through the chaos. The big story is Ron's unbelievably rough week on the road: rear-ended on I-35 by a kid doing 90-100 mph with no brakes, no insurance, and no registration, followed by a DOT stop, a late-night piss test scramble, and a work schedule that keeps shifting on him. Rich balances it out with something a lot calmer — taking Bella for rides in the Jeep with his new Insta360 GO Ultra and its time-shift mode. From there it's a global download surge, scary fungal-spore headlines, island trip daydreams, grocery store meat sales, a long wait in the truck line at the sand plant, and a deep dive into why this show will never carry a sponsor.Links Mentioned Windows93.net – Site of the Week, a browser-based nostalgia trip that boots up like old Windows and even runs an arcade emulatorHealthline.com – the source Rich pulled up on the deadly fungal spore story making the roundsPodAnalyst.com – the analytics tool Bryan pulled up to check the show's surging global download numbersBetterHelp.com – brought up as an example of the kind of subscription-service ad you'll never hear on this showSupport the Show No sponsors here — you are the sponsor. Support us with your Time, Talent, or Treasure: Time – share the show with someone who'd enjoy itTalent – send us album/episode/chapter art (2000x2000px)Treasure – hit "Support This Show" in your podcast app for one-time or recurring support via PayPalGet In Touch Email Bryan: circlecast@gmail.com Email Rich: rchelson@gmail.com Got a question for the Duuude? Send it to either email above and we'll make sure he sees it (eventually). Email Us: Rich-- rchelson@gmail.com Bryan -- circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988 The world needs you here.  If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988 The world needs you here.

    Bumper Cars At 90 Miles Per Hour
  2. Jul 6

    Dogs, Dust, and a Really Bad Friday

    Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude get together for another round of life, mostly unplanned. Bella starts a full-blown TV rivalry with any animal on screen, Rich's back-door floor peaks up like a tent and turns into a full flooring-replacement nightmare, and losing his phone at Lowe's ends with a trip to Verizon and a brand new Pixel 10. From there it's Saharan dust, tenting floors and piers, prediction markets and the lottery, crypto skepticism, a $20 magnetic cup holder from Harbor Freight, an antenna anchor working loose, boat plans and a maybe-island trip, a hard conversation about homelessness and honesty, electric vehicles vs. the new diesel Hilux, solar panels and local LLMs, a Hep C treatment update, and a deep dive into the 100,000+ satellites currently orbiting Earth. Ron closes it out with some very necessary M-80 safety advice ahead of the 4th. Links Mentioned LeoLabs Satellite Visualization – Site of the Week, track every satellite, rocket body, and piece of debris currently in orbitKalshi – the prediction market / event contract site discussedAudacity 4.0 Beta – the new DAW-style interface Rich has been testingPodcastApps.com – directory of modern podcast apps (Castamatic, Podcast Guru, True Fans, and more) that support live tags, funding tags, and chaptersSupport the Show No sponsors here — you are the sponsor. Support us with your Time, Talent, or Treasure: Time – share the show with someone who'd enjoy itTalent – send us album/episode/chapter art (2000x2000px)Treasure – hit "Support This Show" in your podcast app for one-time or recurring support via PayPalGet In Touch Email Bryan: circlecast@gmail.com Email Rich: rchelson@gmail.com Got a question for the Duuude? Send it to either email above and we'll make sure he sees it (eventually). If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988 The world needs you here.

    Dogs, Dust, and a Really Bad Friday
  3. Jun 28

    Everything's Faster Than I Am

    This week Bryan, Rich, and the Duuude tackle the important stuff: standing water that won't quit, a GoPro that sprouted legs and ran off, and what happens when you look down your nose at explosives. Also: hovercrafts as a business model, the Waffle House pipeline, TSA's war on ranch dressing, Reddit setup live on air, caveman cabbage, and a surprisingly honest conversation about what truck drivers carry with them long after they leave the road. Oh, and the Duuude is now on Reddit. Mostly. Topics This Week   Gulf Coast flooding and the great lawnmower dilemma   Tropical Storm Earther and the eastern edge problem   Hovercrafts — recreational, commercial, and English Channel   The Obama Presidential Center and Chicago politics   Waffle House, ranch dressing, and TSA nonsense   Income tax history and the Federal Reserve   Caveman cabbage recipe and rice cooker revelations   The missing GoPro saga   Scrapin' the Coast and content planning   Truck speed governors — a bad idea then, a bad idea now   Vietnam vets and what you don't ask   Building the Three Grumpy Vets subreddit live on air   ClassicGameZone.com and Neal.fun — this week's sites   Fireworks safety tip: don't hold them Find Us   Reddit: r/ThreeGrumpyVets   Email Bryan: circlecast@gmail.com   Email Rich: rchelson@gmail.com Sites of the Week   ClassicGameZone.com — retro arcade games, free, in your browser   Neal.fun — weird little games including Internet Road Trip Support the Show We're a value-for-value show. If you got something out of this episode, you can give back three ways:   Time — Share the show with someone who'd appreciate it   Talent — AI art for chapter images or album art? We'd love it. Email us.   Treasure — Hit the Support link in your podcast app to send what you think we're worth Listen live Thursdays at 7PM in any modern podcasting app. Find us on podcastapps.com to pick your app. If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988 The world needs you here.

    Everything's Faster Than I Am
  4. Jun 22

    Chili Burritos and 4 Sets of Jack Stands

    Rich is up to his ankles in floodwater, The Duuude just dropped $900 on a new phone he barely understands, and the Duuude's earbuds are staging a full rebellion. This week's rabbit hole starts with relentless Gulf Coast rain and a possible "Super El Nino," then spirals into a Samsung S26 nightmare, a TRICARE billing fight, a taco night gone sideways, and a brand-new flip phone wearing the Commodore name. Somewhere in there: water drop photography, ugly Cybertrucks parked next to a mint 1970s Pacer, Uber's new bus business, a website with a name you shouldn't say out loud at work, and a phone that survived getting run over twice. Buckle up. On this episode: Rain, flooding, and Gulf storm falloutA costly new phone and tech frustrationsTRICARE bills, VA care, and colonoscopy storiesPaychecks, insurance costs, and feeling "hood rich"Taco seasoning fails and grocery store debatesVoice royalties, cigarettes, and phone choicesAndroid versus iPhone, and retro phone nostalgia (hello, Commodore)Uber buses, Cybertrucks, and classic ugly carsWater drop photography and turning art into printsPodcast ideas, OnlyFans jokes, and internet absurdityCurrent events, hot takes, and a Reddit ban storyElon Musk, SpaceX stock, crypto, and market talkWrap-up: value for value, and a phone that survived two tire tracksLinks & Resources Mentioned: Commodore Callback 8020 flip phone -- commodore.net/callback Rasterbator (turn any image into a giant wall poster) -- rasterbator.net Modern Podcasting 2.0 apps directory -- podcastapps.com TrueFans -- truefans.fm Podverse -- podverse.fm Podcast Guru -- podcastguru.io Email Us: Rich -- rchelson@gmail.com Bryan -- circlecast@gmail.com If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988 The world needs you here. If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988 The world needs you here.

    Chili Burritos and 4 Sets of Jack Stands
  5. Jun 15

    Almost a SNAFU, or Is It Yet to Come

    In this week’s episode of Two Grumpy Vets and a Dude, we kick back for a classic catch‑up that ranges from veteran benefits wins and smart money advice to gear talk, off‑roading tales, photography nerdery, and everyday life. We celebrate a friend finally securing a 100% VA rating and unpack what back pay, legal reviews, and disciplined budgeting can look like for vets. Then it’s straight into shop talk: Crocs sizing misadventures, trail carnage at Hidden Falls, the real costs of off‑roading parks, axle weights and overweight permits, and the grind of long-haul delivery days. We also dive into phones, batteries, and easy upgrade tips, and share some kitchen-table wisdom on fried potatoes, sausage, and the indispensable cheese tax for our four-legged copilots.   On the creative front, Rich geeks out on water‑drop photography—gear, flash timing, focus planes, and color experiments—plus a handy depth‑of‑field simulator tool for shutterbugs. We round things out with music nostalgia, bidet banter, MRE currency economics, and why we keep this show sponsor‑free: so we can speak freely, laugh loudly, and let you decide the value. If you got a chuckle, a tip, or a fresh idea, pay it forward by sharing the show or sending in your art and feedback. Until next week—be safe, be smart, and don’t forget the cheese tax. Website of the week - https://dofsimulator.net/en/ If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988 The world needs you here.

    Almost a SNAFU, or Is It Yet to Come
  6. Jun 8

    You ate a Monkey!? or a banana?

    This week Brian beats the Dude onto the call, Rich is out here mowing a swamp, nobody can find the spider on the dollar bill, and the Crocs have officially lost all their tread. It's Episode 103 and we are absolutely not slowing down. We kick things off with Rich half-mowing his flooded yard — and revisiting the time he had to winch his own lawnmower out of the back 40 with the Jeep. Classic Rich. We move into the dental drama, where a clinic waited until the last possible second to schedule a deep cleaning and then acted like it was Rich's emergency. It was not. Bella makes her appearance too, because of course she does — no treadmill, full Jeep rides, head out the window at exactly the right speed. Rich has been getting back into macro photography and shares some shots live — a loofah, an oil lamp wick, and a $5 bill that turns out to have a whole lot going on under magnification. Brian claims he saw the spider on Lincoln's face back when he had younger eyes. We believe him. Mostly. From there we roam through: vibe-coded podcast players with probable backdoors, the Toyota Stout (a $23K truck that could save America), Bitcoin dropping while Rich watches the Kraken ticker live, the AT&T billing saga finally reaching its conclusion, debt collectors and the golden rule of never confirming who you are, Crocs with zero tread left and a very serious plan to retread them with old truck tires, Starlink holding up in the rain, the EU learning not to mouth off to Elon, SNAP work requirements, Juneteenth history, and the mindset gap between $28K and $130K a year. Brian's Website of the Week is realworkfromanywhere.com — a remote job board with listings across tech, support, sales, and more. He finds a listing paying $192K for customer service. The Dude is skeptical. Rich is skeptical. Brian makes them feel bad about it. The Dude closes it out with his Tip of the Day: go check your spare tire right now. Seriously. Go do it. Links Mentioned Real Work From Anywhere — Remote job board, Brian's Website of the WeekSourcegraph — Engineering AI tools company, mentioned as a job listing exampleKEH Camera — Used camera gear marketplace, discussed for lens shoppingMPB — Used camera gear marketplace, also discussedMIOPS — Smart camera triggers; Rich is using the Splash kit and Smart+ for water drop photographyKraken — Crypto exchange Rich uses; Bitcoin was live on screen during the episodepodcastapps.com — Find a modern Podcasting 2.0 app that supports live notifications, chapters, transcripts, and morePodverse — Podcasting 2.0 app, mentioned as a listener optionSupport the Show Two Grumpy Vets and a Duuude runs on the value for value model — no ads, no sponsors, no one telling us what we can and can't say. If you got something out of this episode — a laugh, a thought, a groan — consider sending some value back our way. Time: Share the show on Facebook, Instagram, X, Mastodon, Blue Sky, or wherever you hang out online.Talent: Got art skills? Send us 2000x2000px episode or chapter art. We'll put your name in the show notes.Treasure: Hit the Support the Show link in your podcast app, or reach out directly.Contact Rich: rchelson@gmail.com Contact Brian: circlecast@gmail.com We go live every Thursday at 7pm CT. Use a modern podcast app to get notified when we're live.]]> If you are struggling with life please reach out to The Suicide Life Line - Dial 988 The world needs you here.

    You ate a Monkey!? or a banana?

About

This show is about two grumpy vets and a duuude who became friends and have been talking once a week for the last 4 or 5 years. These conversations result in many rabbit holes being chased. Finally, in our infinite wisdom, we decided to share this with you. To let you know that you can find someone to talk to about anything and still maintain your manly attitude. This show will talk about real subjects and real life, if that offends you, then change the channel. We are Podcast 2.0 compliant using the value-for-value model. So take a break and listen to 2 Grumpy Vets and a Duuude, solve the world's problems...and get nowhere!