Two Guys, Two Questions

Ryan Keeton & Jarrod Greer
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Two guys. Two questions. Endless tangents. Join Ryan Keeton, a real estate guy & VR golfer with beach bum dreams, and Jarrod Greer, a Comicon & retro toy store owner who insists his action figures aren’t dolls, as they ask each other one surprise question per episode—no prep, no rules, just chaos. From alligators to vibrators, superheroes to world problems, nothing’s off-limits. Add a monthly mystery guest, some pesky French bulldogs, and at least one existential crisis per episode—this podcast makes no sense… but in the best way. Buckle up. It’s gonna get weird. 🎙️😂

  1. I Got Bit in the Eye by a Snake & Fighting an Angry Goose

    MAY 2

    I Got Bit in the Eye by a Snake & Fighting an Angry Goose

    In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod bring the perfect mix of chaos and deep conversation. Jarrod kicks things off with a hilariously disappointing review of a Star Wars-themed burlesque show in Vegas, his brilliant prank involving Amazon deliveries, and the terrifying story of getting struck directly in the eye by a 7-foot King Rat snake. The guys then tackle a ridiculous "Would You Rather" question: fight a goose with Chuck Norris skills (scheduled 24 hours in advance) or be hunted by an unprovoked ninja raccoon? After Jarrod shares a traumatic childhood story about his own pet raccoon, the conversation takes a serious and heartfelt turn. Jarrod opens up about his fears for a close friend who is struggling with alcohol, and the two discuss the difficult reality of staging an intervention, navigating anger, and showing up for the people you care about—even when it's uncomfortable. 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod 🎤 Featuring: Two Guys, Two Questions 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ Why a Star Wars burlesque show might not have the plot you're hoping for ✔️ The terrifying reality of suffering a corneal laceration from a snake bite ✔️ Why you should always choose to fight an angry goose over a stealthy raccoon ✔️ The wild history of exotic pet trading in Ohio and childhood pet raccoons ✔️ How to approach a close friend when you suspect they are hiding a drinking problem ✔️ The importance of being the friend who speaks up, even if it causes temporary anger 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

    42 min
  2. Am I a villain

    APR 25

    Am I a villain

    In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod take a deeply personal detour. Jarrod returns to his late uncle's property, untouched since 2007, discovering everything from the eerie stillness of an abandoned home to a perfectly preserved, 20-year-old pot plant hanging in the rafters. The conversation takes an introspective turn as the guys unpack Ryan’s "beach house dream"—is it a legitimate life goal, or just a metaphor for wanting to escape the daily grind? 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod 🎤 Featuring: Two Guys, Two Questions 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ What happens to a piece of property when humans walk away from it for two decades ✔️ The hilarious discovery of a 20-year-old, "vintage" pot plant ✔️ Why getting to your 50s makes you question your long-term life plans  ✔️ The truth about the lies we tell ourselves to cope with reality ✔️ What it really feels like to realize you are the "villain" in someone else's story ✔️ Why unearned confidence in your 20s is replaced by self-doubt in your 50s 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

    55 min
  3. An Abandoned House and 700 Ticks Later

    APR 18

    An Abandoned House and 700 Ticks Later

    In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Jarrod and Ryan dive into a wild week in rural Kentucky. Jarrod recounts a surreal and eerie visit to his late uncle's abandoned property—untouched since 2007—while battling a serious tick invasion after a day of hunting for snakes. The guys also discuss the merits of buying a side-by-side versus an ATV, the unexpected news of Jarrod's son planning a surprise Vegas wedding, and the saga of selling a brand new red Corvette. Thanks to a custom-built AI app created by Ryan, the duo also takes a hilarious deep dive into their competitive natures and confesses the "small lies" they tell regularly to make life easier (hint: they are always "in a meeting"). Plus, Jarrod realizes the fatal flaw of putting his personal cell phone number on 15 billboards across the state! 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ The eerie reality of stepping into a property abandoned and untouched for nearly two decades ✔️ Why ticks are suddenly worse than ever (and the hazards of hunting snakes) ✔️ The great debate: Side-by-sides vs. ATVs for off-roading as you get older ✔️ How to handle your son springing a surprise Vegas wedding on you ✔️ Why setting a one-year alarm to mock your best friend's workout routine is peak competitiveness ✔️ The hilarious "small lies" both hosts use to protect their mornings and avoid phone calls ✔️ Why putting your personal cell phone number on 15 billboards is a terrible idea 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

    56 min
  4. Tommy Chong Got Real: “I Just Like Getting Paid” | Lexington Comic-Con 2026

    APR 11

    Tommy Chong Got Real: “I Just Like Getting Paid” | Lexington Comic-Con 2026

    In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and his co-host recount an incredibly eventful week centered around the Lexington Comic-Con. They share the behind-the-scenes chaos and successes of running a massive convention, including getting yelled at (or successfully avoiding it), elevator breakdowns, and dealing with a rogue attendee in a cat suit putting "For Rectal Use Only" stickers on swords! The guys also share some wild personal stories, from enduring a painful tooth extraction right before the con to discovering a massive, garbage-truck-swallowing sinkhole in a parking lot—resulting in an unexpected $5,000 concrete pour. Plus, they share the ultimate highlight of the week: when one of their sons got to personally deliver a stash of weed to legendary duo Cheech and Chong! 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ The reality of dealing with a massive sinkhole (and why the city won't pay for it!) ✔️ How to handle a merchandise error on the day of the event  ✔️ What happens behind the scenes when elevators and escalators break at a convention ✔️ The changing demographics of Comic-Con and why voice actors are currently out-earning traditional celebrities ✔️ The hilarious true story of delivering weed to Cheech and Chong at their hotel ✔️ The bizarre story of the "Cat Suit Guy" and his inappropriate stickers 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

    50 min
  5. Ozempic, Insurance Hacks & The Reality of a Diabetes Diagnosis - EP 48

    APR 4

    Ozempic, Insurance Hacks & The Reality of a Diabetes Diagnosis - EP 48

    In this guest-free episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod hold nothing back. Jarrod is gearing up for the massive Lexington Comic Con, while Ryan shares his experience using a crazy new AI audio recorder that maps out entire conferences. The guys discuss the wild west of the early internet before tackling this week's big questions. Ryan shares his dream list of Comic Con guests, prompting Jarrod to reveal the behind-the-scenes nightmare of finding celebrity email addresses. Then, Ryan forces Jarrod to look at his business portfolio and admit which business he desperately wants to exit in the next two years. To wrap things up, Jarrod shares his recent trip to the doctor, his official diabetes diagnosis, and why he immediately went home and drank 20 Dr. Peppers in 24 hours. 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ How an AI pocket recorder is changing the game for conference note-taking ✔️ Ryan’s dream unlimited-budget Comic Con guest list ✔️ The hilarious truth behind celebrity email addresses and getting rejected by the Governor ✔️ Jarrod's honest 3-year business plan and why the pet store has to go ✔️ Jarrod’s official diabetes diagnosis, Metformin, and the Ozempic insurance game ✔️ Why Jarrod refuses to give up his Dr. Pepper habit 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

    48 min
  6. My FedEx Guy Thinks I Have a Massive Rat Infestation - EP 47

    MAR 21

    My FedEx Guy Thinks I Have a Massive Rat Infestation - EP 47

    In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Jarrod and Ryan hold nothing back. Jarrod shares the hilarious reality of receiving massive shipments of frozen rodents and why his FedEx guy thinks he has a severe rat problem. He also shares a story about a botched late-night "aerial burial" for a dead snake while his neighbor watched. They discuss the absolute nightmare of neighborhood group texts before Ryan hits Jarrod with a mind-bending question: Would you rather instantly lose every memory you've ever had, or lose every friend you have? To wrap things up, they discuss what kind of music or entertainment festival they would run if they were promoters, and Jarrod reveals his biggest, most stressful fear about hosting a massive Comic Con. 🎧 Hosted by: Jarrod and Ryan 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ Why Jarrod's FedEx guy thinks he's buying massive amounts of rat poison ✔️ Attempting an “Aerial Burial” for a Dead Snake ✔️ Why Ryan absolutely refuses to join his neighborhood's gossip group text ✔️ Dogs used to be able to roam free  ✔️ The ultimate debate: Would you rather lose all your memories or lose all your friends? ✔️ What kind of festival Ryan would throw if he was an event promoter ✔️ Jarrod’s biggest fear when hosting thousands of people at a Comic Con 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

    40 min
  7. The Great Chick-fil-A Pickle Conspiracy - EP 46

    MAR 14

    The Great Chick-fil-A Pickle Conspiracy - EP 46

    In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod hold nothing back. Jarrod shares the results of his recent doctor’s visit which leads into a highly candid and hilarious recap of his first-ever trip to the urologist for a vasectomy consult. Ryan chimes in with his own vasectomy experience from 20 years ago, proving it's not as scary as it sounds. The guys also dive into a wide mix of topics, starting with why the Cincinnati area is a goldmine for holy grail vintage Kenner toys and prototypes. They debate their polar-opposite real estate negotiation styles, tell the origin story of the Inner Geek brand, and go on an epic rant about fast-food economics—including why Jarrod absolutely refuses to eat cold subs at Jimmy John's and Chick-fil-A's "pickle bill." 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ Why Cincinnati is a hotspot for six-figure vintage Star Wars toy prototypes ✔️ Jarrod's health wake-up call and Ryan's practical mindset for avoiding weight gain ✔️ What actually happens at a vasectomy consult (and the surprising cost) ✔️ Two very different ways to negotiate a real estate deal ✔️ The origin story of the Inner Geek brand and the value of planning your business ✔️ Why scaling a restaurant nationally comes down to nickeling and diming the "pickle bill" 📇 Connect with the Guys: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo 🔖 Like, Follow & Leave a Review — or we’ll sell your “six-figure collection” for pennies while you’re not looking. 😈 ⭐ Produced by Icons of Real Estate – iconsofrealestate.com

    57 min
  8. Modern Actors in Classic Roles - EP 45

    FEB 28

    Modern Actors in Classic Roles - EP 45

    In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Jarrod and Ryan are on a mission to survive with no DoorDash, debate prepping for the apocalypse, and discuss what they’d do with 30,000 comic books (probably not what you think). From random food survival hacks to the band lineup for an upcoming event, this episode is all over the place—just how we like it. 😂 Not to mention, we dive deep into the Andy Griffith show (recast with modern celebs, of course) and get into some serious talk about guns and silver.. Think you can survive without a plan? Think again. 🔫💰 🔥 What You’ll Hear: The ultimate apocalypse food survival plan (Spoiler: it’s mostly chili and spaghetti) Jarrod's questionable culinary skills (think: macaroni, cheese, and mayonnaise) Life in Eastern Kentucky: Guns, silver, and prepping for the end of the world Ryan's prepper dilemma: Should we all just move to a bunker? A whole lot of randomness with a sprinkle of nostalgia (we’re looking at you, Andy Griffith cast!) 🎧 Don’t forget to subscribe, leave a review (or else squeaky toys come back), and share this with a friend who’s down for the wild ride! 🚀 📇 Connect with the Guys: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo 🔖 Like, Follow & Leave a Review — or we’ll sell your “six-figure collection” for pennies while you’re not looking. 😈 ⭐ Produced by Icons of Real Estate – iconsofrealestate.com

    56 min
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Two guys. Two questions. Endless tangents. Join Ryan Keeton, a real estate guy & VR golfer with beach bum dreams, and Jarrod Greer, a Comicon & retro toy store owner who insists his action figures aren’t dolls, as they ask each other one surprise question per episode—no prep, no rules, just chaos. From alligators to vibrators, superheroes to world problems, nothing’s off-limits. Add a monthly mystery guest, some pesky French bulldogs, and at least one existential crisis per episode—this podcast makes no sense… but in the best way. Buckle up. It’s gonna get weird. 🎙️😂

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  • Creator
    Ryan Keeton & Jarrod Greer
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    53
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Ryan Keeton & Jarrod Greer
  • Show Website
    Two Guys, Two Questions