Two Guys, Two Questions

Ryan Keeton & Jarrod Greer
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Two guys. Two questions. Endless tangents. Join Ryan Keeton, a real estate guy & VR golfer with beach bum dreams, and Jarrod Greer, a Comicon & retro toy store owner who insists his action figures aren’t dolls, as they ask each other one surprise question per episode—no prep, no rules, just chaos. From alligators to vibrators, superheroes to world problems, nothing’s off-limits. Add a monthly mystery guest, some pesky French bulldogs, and at least one existential crisis per episode—this podcast makes no sense… but in the best way. Buckle up. It’s gonna get weird. 🎙️😂

  1. Hoarders, Bootleggers, and Pre-Internet Existence with Ryan & Jarrod

    4d ago

    Hoarders, Bootleggers, and Pre-Internet Existence with Ryan & Jarrod

    In this wildly unfiltered episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod explore everything from the physical realities of aging to the existential dread of leaving no digital footprint. Jarrod shares the unbelievable, tragic, and fascinating saga of Lee the Collector—an eccentric old man who left behind a 40-year hoard of treasures that ultimately became the world's largest mystery box. The guys also discuss an eerily accurate AI breakdown of their local tri-state culture, the controversy of AI data centers moving into rural towns, and the bizarre side effects of aging medications. They take a nostalgic trip back to a time when kids disappeared on bikes for eight hours without cell phones, and recount the days of buying 12-packs from backwoods bootleggers. It's an episode packed with laughs, deep thoughts, and a few lessons on what not to do with a lifetime of wealth. 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan & Jarrod 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ The brutally accurate AI profile of the Ashland/Huntington tri-state area. ✔️ The wild backstory of Lee the collector and the lost $100k estate deal. ✔️ Why childhood traits like drinking 12-packs flip from cool to concerning as you age. ✔️ The surreal existential reality of trying to remember someone who died before the internet existed. 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

    48 min
  2. Public Bathrooms With No Door, Being Called-out by Your Kid and Roadside Emergencies

    May 23

    Public Bathrooms With No Door, Being Called-out by Your Kid and Roadside Emergencies

    Some stories are just too embarrassing to keep to yourself. In this wildly unfiltered episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod share some of their most mortifying personal stories. Jarrod kicks things off by explaining why a strawberry milkshake and a copperhead snake led to an emergency roadside bathroom break. Ryan counters with a story about a property appraisal gone horribly wrong, forcing him to drive an hour home commando, followed by a disastrous first date at The Melting Pot. The guys also discuss Ryan's battles with a garden-destroying raccoon, the frustrations of dealing with FedEx when shipping live snakes, the reality of empty nest syndrome, and Jarrod's thoughts on the new Masters of the Universe movie. It's an episode packed with laughs, nostalgia, and a few lessons on what not to do on a first date. 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan & Jarrod 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ Why Jarrod shaved his beard in the yard at 1:00 AM. ✔️ The hilarious reality of dealing with neighborhood raccoons. ✔️ The logistics and frustrations of shipping live snakes via FedEx. ✔️ Ryan and Jarrod's most embarrassing roadside and first-date emergencies. 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

    44 min
  3. Wrestling a 13-Foot Snake, The Vegas Sphere, and The Transparent Genie

    May 16

    Wrestling a 13-Foot Snake, The Vegas Sphere, and The Transparent Genie

    In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod bring another hilarious mix of wild adventures and deep debates. Jarrod kicks things off with a terrifying (and pantless) midnight wrestling match with an escaped 13-foot snake, while Ryan shares his mind-blowing experience visiting the Sphere in Las Vegas. The guys then tackle a major "Would You Rather" style question: Would you accept unlimited money. They then wrap up by answering what pointless things feel important to them, leading to a conversation on professional attire in real estate versus the absolute uselessness of entertainment contracts. 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod 🎤 Featuring: Two Guys, Two Questions 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ Why fast-food coleslaw should never be diced (and Jarrod's hill to die on) ✔️ The economics of the Las Vegas Sphere and its terrifying falling apple sequence ✔️ The absolute chaos of fighting an escaped 13-foot python in your underwear ✔️ Jarrod's wild story of buying a massive Star Wars collection and a very expensive dog toy ✔️ The Transparent Genie: Would you trade all your financial privacy for unlimited wealth? ✔️ Why Ryan values professional dress codes and why Jarrod thinks entertainment contracts are completely pointless 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

    54 min
  4. I Got Bit in the Eye by a Snake & Fighting an Angry Goose

    May 2

    I Got Bit in the Eye by a Snake & Fighting an Angry Goose

    In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod bring the perfect mix of chaos and deep conversation. Jarrod kicks things off with a hilariously disappointing review of a Star Wars-themed burlesque show in Vegas, his brilliant prank involving Amazon deliveries, and the terrifying story of getting struck directly in the eye by a 7-foot King Rat snake. The guys then tackle a ridiculous "Would You Rather" question: fight a goose with Chuck Norris skills (scheduled 24 hours in advance) or be hunted by an unprovoked ninja raccoon? After Jarrod shares a traumatic childhood story about his own pet raccoon, the conversation takes a serious and heartfelt turn. Jarrod opens up about his fears for a close friend who is struggling with alcohol, and the two discuss the difficult reality of staging an intervention, navigating anger, and showing up for the people you care about—even when it's uncomfortable. 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod 🎤 Featuring: Two Guys, Two Questions 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ Why a Star Wars burlesque show might not have the plot you're hoping for ✔️ The terrifying reality of suffering a corneal laceration from a snake bite ✔️ Why you should always choose to fight an angry goose over a stealthy raccoon ✔️ The wild history of exotic pet trading in Ohio and childhood pet raccoons ✔️ How to approach a close friend when you suspect they are hiding a drinking problem ✔️ The importance of being the friend who speaks up, even if it causes temporary anger 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

    42 min
  5. Am I a villain

    Apr 25

    Am I a villain

    In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod take a deeply personal detour. Jarrod returns to his late uncle's property, untouched since 2007, discovering everything from the eerie stillness of an abandoned home to a perfectly preserved, 20-year-old pot plant hanging in the rafters. The conversation takes an introspective turn as the guys unpack Ryan’s "beach house dream"—is it a legitimate life goal, or just a metaphor for wanting to escape the daily grind? 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod 🎤 Featuring: Two Guys, Two Questions 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ What happens to a piece of property when humans walk away from it for two decades ✔️ The hilarious discovery of a 20-year-old, "vintage" pot plant ✔️ Why getting to your 50s makes you question your long-term life plans  ✔️ The truth about the lies we tell ourselves to cope with reality ✔️ What it really feels like to realize you are the "villain" in someone else's story ✔️ Why unearned confidence in your 20s is replaced by self-doubt in your 50s 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

    55 min
  6. An Abandoned House and 700 Ticks Later

    Apr 18

    An Abandoned House and 700 Ticks Later

    In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Jarrod and Ryan dive into a wild week in rural Kentucky. Jarrod recounts a surreal and eerie visit to his late uncle's abandoned property—untouched since 2007—while battling a serious tick invasion after a day of hunting for snakes. The guys also discuss the merits of buying a side-by-side versus an ATV, the unexpected news of Jarrod's son planning a surprise Vegas wedding, and the saga of selling a brand new red Corvette. Thanks to a custom-built AI app created by Ryan, the duo also takes a hilarious deep dive into their competitive natures and confesses the "small lies" they tell regularly to make life easier (hint: they are always "in a meeting"). Plus, Jarrod realizes the fatal flaw of putting his personal cell phone number on 15 billboards across the state! 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ The eerie reality of stepping into a property abandoned and untouched for nearly two decades ✔️ Why ticks are suddenly worse than ever (and the hazards of hunting snakes) ✔️ The great debate: Side-by-sides vs. ATVs for off-roading as you get older ✔️ How to handle your son springing a surprise Vegas wedding on you ✔️ Why setting a one-year alarm to mock your best friend's workout routine is peak competitiveness ✔️ The hilarious "small lies" both hosts use to protect their mornings and avoid phone calls ✔️ Why putting your personal cell phone number on 15 billboards is a terrible idea 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

    56 min
  7. Tommy Chong Got Real: “I Just Like Getting Paid” | Lexington Comic-Con 2026

    Apr 11

    Tommy Chong Got Real: “I Just Like Getting Paid” | Lexington Comic-Con 2026

    In this episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and his co-host recount an incredibly eventful week centered around the Lexington Comic-Con. They share the behind-the-scenes chaos and successes of running a massive convention, including getting yelled at (or successfully avoiding it), elevator breakdowns, and dealing with a rogue attendee in a cat suit putting "For Rectal Use Only" stickers on swords! The guys also share some wild personal stories, from enduring a painful tooth extraction right before the con to discovering a massive, garbage-truck-swallowing sinkhole in a parking lot—resulting in an unexpected $5,000 concrete pour. Plus, they share the ultimate highlight of the week: when one of their sons got to personally deliver a stash of weed to legendary duo Cheech and Chong! 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ The reality of dealing with a massive sinkhole (and why the city won't pay for it!) ✔️ How to handle a merchandise error on the day of the event  ✔️ What happens behind the scenes when elevators and escalators break at a convention ✔️ The changing demographics of Comic-Con and why voice actors are currently out-earning traditional celebrities ✔️ The hilarious true story of delivering weed to Cheech and Chong at their hotel ✔️ The bizarre story of the "Cat Suit Guy" and his inappropriate stickers 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast 📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/ 🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

    50 min
  8. Ozempic, Insurance Hacks & The Reality of a Diabetes Diagnosis - EP 48

    Apr 4

    Ozempic, Insurance Hacks & The Reality of a Diabetes Diagnosis - EP 48

    In this guest-free episode of Two Guys, Two Questions, Ryan and Jarrod hold nothing back. Jarrod is gearing up for the massive Lexington Comic Con, while Ryan shares his experience using a crazy new AI audio recorder that maps out entire conferences. The guys discuss the wild west of the early internet before tackling this week's big questions. Ryan shares his dream list of Comic Con guests, prompting Jarrod to reveal the behind-the-scenes nightmare of finding celebrity email addresses. Then, Ryan forces Jarrod to look at his business portfolio and admit which business he desperately wants to exit in the next two years. To wrap things up, Jarrod shares his recent trip to the doctor, his official diabetes diagnosis, and why he immediately went home and drank 20 Dr. Peppers in 24 hours. 🎧 Hosted by: Ryan and Jarrod 💡 What You’ll Learn in This Episode: ✔️ How an AI pocket recorder is changing the game for conference note-taking ✔️ Ryan’s dream unlimited-budget Comic Con guest list ✔️ The hilarious truth behind celebrity email addresses and getting rejected by the Governor ✔️ Jarrod's honest 3-year business plan and why the pet store has to go ✔️ Jarrod’s official diabetes diagnosis, Metformin, and the Ozempic insurance game ✔️ Why Jarrod refuses to give up his Dr. Pepper habit 🎙 Follow Two Guys, Two Questions: 📘 Facebook → https://www.facebook.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast📷 Instagram → https://www.instagram.com/twoguystwoquestionspodcast/🔗 Spotify → https://open.spotify.com/show/55biAbx1bhTGWjdjox9BDo 🔖 Don’t Forget to LIKE 👍, SUBSCRIBE 🔔 & COMMENT 💬 Below! (Or we're bringing back the squeaky toys)

    48 min
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Two guys. Two questions. Endless tangents. Join Ryan Keeton, a real estate guy & VR golfer with beach bum dreams, and Jarrod Greer, a Comicon & retro toy store owner who insists his action figures aren’t dolls, as they ask each other one surprise question per episode—no prep, no rules, just chaos. From alligators to vibrators, superheroes to world problems, nothing’s off-limits. Add a monthly mystery guest, some pesky French bulldogs, and at least one existential crisis per episode—this podcast makes no sense… but in the best way. Buckle up. It’s gonna get weird. 🎙️😂

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  • Creator
    Ryan Keeton & Jarrod Greer
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    56
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Ryan Keeton & Jarrod Greer
  • Show Website
    Two Guys, Two Questions