Two Guys Two Things

Chris and Matt
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Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.

  1. 08/16/2025

    The Future End of Nothing (Series Finale)

    In which we bring an end to this version of our podcast. We delve into the arrest of Chuck E. Cheese as well as a builder and a dog walker getting it on in their employers house.  The future of our podcast is debated as well as updates to some of the stories we have told. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

    55 min

  2. 08/09/2025

    The Rat Funeral Tour

    In which we discuss a woman who leads a rat and garbage tour in Manhattan as well as a love story where two people meet cute at a funeral over a span of two years. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

    43 min

  3. 06/25/2025

    The Jello Shot Heard Round the Kindergarten Yard

    In which we discuss a kindergarten graduation where parents were only allowed to clap once as well as the real Baseball College World Series competition, held at Rocco's Pizza and Bar.  Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

    51 min

  4. 06/08/2025

    Hot Coffee Better Put a Ring On It

    In which we discuss a woman who claims coffee grounds are grounds for divorce at least where Chat GPT is concerned as well as a woman who is so attractive she needs to wear a wedding ring and fly first class just to avoid being hit on. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

    48 min

  5. 05/26/2025

    Darth Vader: Chief Mouser

    In which we discuss a woman who won a lawsuit after being called out as Darth Vader at work as well as the two most famous political British cats, Palmerston and Larry, respectively.  Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

    51 min

  6. 05/18/2025

    The NFL G.A.T.E. Draft

    In which we discuss the conspiracy theory that is the G.A.T.E. program in elementary school as well as a man who is suing the NFL for 100 million dollars because of a draft pick. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

    49 min

  7. 05/12/2025

    Mt. Fuji Airlift Youtube Channel

    In which we discuss a man who hiked up Mt. Fuji but needed to be airlifted off the mountain but later went back to find his phone as well as a girl who is asking the internet if it is okay for her to delete her mother's YouTube channel. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

    47 min

  8. 05/04/2025

    Dolphin D-Day (A Birthing Reenactment)

    In which we discuss a place in Hawaii where you can give birth alongside dolphins as well as the story of a woman who was stranded in France and was taken in by D-Day reenactment players. Send us a text Follow Two Guys Two Things on other social platforms: YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@twoguystwothings Twitter: https://www.twitter.com/2Guys2Things.com If you enjoyed the episode (or didn't) we would love it if you left us a review. Who knows, we may even share the review on the show. We'd love to hear from you! Contact us at 2guys2things@gmail.com Thanks for listening!

    48 min
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Chris and Matt are two guys who used to perform stand-up and improvisational comedy together until life took them their separate ways. They have since reunited, older and wiser, well, older. Each week they take on two semi-trending stories and discuss them for 15 minutes each, giving out their best takeaways, perspectives, and insightful humor along the way.

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  • Creator
    Chris and Matt
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2025
  • Episodes
    157
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025 Two Guys Two Things
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