Two in the Closet · Humor, Spirituality & Real Talk for Women 50+

Beth & Jen
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Welcome to Two in the Closet Podcast — where two midlife best friends (Beth & Jen) squeeze into a closet to spill the truth about life, laughter, and spiritual growth. 🎙️ If you’re a woman 50+ who craves humor, heart, and high-vibe conversations, you’re in the right place. We dive into everything from spirituality and self-discovery to generational slang, decluttering, solo aging, procrastination, and the funny side of everyday life. Our blend of spiritual wisdom, metaphysical insights, and zero-shame storytelling makes this podcast the perfect mix of inspiration and entertainment. Think of us as your closet confidantes — always real, sometimes ridiculous, and never afraid to laugh at ourselves. 👉 Subscribe now and join the conversation: midlife, mindset, and metaphysics with a side of humor. Because life’s too short not to laugh, reflect, and reset.

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  1. EPISODE 1

    The Universe Is Listening — Speak Up!

    Episode Summary: Ever wonder if the universe is actually listening? In this episode, we’re talking manifestation — what it really is, how it works (spoiler: it’s not magic, it’s motion), and why your words matter more than you think. From vision boards to surprise commissions to quiet whisper-prayers, we unpack the many ways women—especially over 50—can declare, believe, and receive. 💫 You’ll hear: What manifestation is (and what it’s not)Stories from Jen and Beth’s lives that’ll give you goosebumpsThe real power of writing it down, speaking it out, and taking baby stepsWhy you’re never too old to manifest a dreamA laugh-out-loud round of Manifestation MythbustersTools you can try today (including thanking your coffee, yes really ☕)Books to dive deeper into quantum vibes and universal flow🛠️ Whether you’re vision boarding with glitter or whispering intentions in the shower, this one’s for you. 🎯 Main Message: Speak up. Write it down. Put that sh*t out there. The universe? It’s listening. 📚 Mentioned in the Episode:https://amzn.to/4faUFkO The Law of Attraction – Esther & Jerry Hickshttps://amzn.to/4o5k4QN Becoming Supernatural – Dr. Joe Dispenzahttps://youtu.be/y15p_UZTNic?si=dtsGxeN4r44imF8W - A Happy Pocket Full of Money – David Cameron Gikandi 👯‍♀️ Follow Us:Instagram & TikTok: @twointheclosetpodcast Website & Resources: twointhecloset.com #ManifestationPodcast #SpeakItIntoExistence #WomenOver50 #SpiritualAF #MidlifeManifesting #LawOfAttraction #VisionBoard #MindsetShift #QuantumManifestation #TheUniverseIsListening #ManifestThatShit #Alignment #Gratitude #podcastforwomen #twointheclosetpodcast

    30 min

  2. EPISODE 2

    Later is a Lie

    Episode Summary: Procrastinators, gather ‘round—this one’s for you. In this episode of Two in the Closet, Beth and Jen rip the bandaid off the ever-popular illusion that we’ll "do it later." From skipping doctor appointments to putting off dreams, we dive into why we delay the things that matter, what it’s doing to our nervous systems, and how “later” is often just fear dressed in cozy sweatpants. We get real about: The deeper emotional and spiritual roots of procrastinationHow putting things off messes with our mood, esteem, and even our biologyWhy chaos can feel more comfortable than peaceSmall, doable shifts that help you get unstuck and reclaim your time Whether you're putting off your taxes, your purpose, or just that nagging closet clean-out (ironically, same), this episode will make you laugh, reflect, and maybe even take action… today. Not later. 😉 🧠 Key Topics:Why “later” is a lie we tell ourselves to avoid discomfortDopamine, cortisol, and the chemical side of avoidanceChildhood patterns that shaped our habits of delayThe chaos addiction no one talks aboutHow tiny actions create momentum and rebuild trust in yourself🛠️ Tools & Tips We Share:A metaphysical mindset shift that reframes time and resistanceOur favorite way to start the day with intention (even if you're not a morning person)One empowering question to ask when you feel stuck #podcastforwomen #womenover50 #womenover60 #heal #procrastination #timemanagementhacks #timehacks #stopprocrastinating #mindset #doitnow

    23 min

  3. EPISODE 3

    If I Had A Nickel for Every Lie I Believed...

    Episode Summary: We’ve all inherited those little phrases—those “truths” we heard growing up that turned out to be... total crap. In this episode, Beth and Jen call out the outdated beliefs and low-vibe language that shaped our thinking, like “Life is hard and then you die” or “Money doesn’t grow on trees.” Spoiler: they were wrong. We’ll explore how these phrases sneak into our everyday speech, how they mess with our mindset, and how to flip the script with high-frequency, truth-filled words that actually empower us. Also? Prepare for some laughs. And maybe some nickel-worthy realizations of your own. 🎯 In This Episode: Where do limiting beliefs even come from?The sneaky impact of negative colloquialismsHow to swap low-vibe language for high-frequency truthWhy “harmless phrases” are actually energy-suckersHow to rewire your language—and your life 👭 Stay Connected: Follow us on Instagram @twointheclosetpodcast Leave a review if you’ve ever said “It is what it is” and immediately cringed. 😬 And tag us when you replace a phrase like “No pain, no gain” with something juicier. #IfIHadANickel #HighVibeLanguage #PodcastForWomenOver50 #MindsetMatters #SpiritualPodcast #LimitingBeliefs #LanguageIsPower #WomenOver50 #TwoInTheClosetPodcast #MetaphysicalHumor #EmpoweredWomenSpeakDifferently #PodcastAboutManifestation #ChangeYourWordsChangeYourLife #OldBeliefsNewTruths #HighFrequencyLiving #BoomerBeliefsBeGone #RewireYourMindset #twointheclosetpodcast

    20 min

  4. EPISODE 4

    Stuck in the Middle: The Sandwich Generation

    Episode Summary: In this heartfelt and honest conversation, Jennifer opens up about her real-time experience as a member of the Sandwich Generation—caring for both her aging mother and her teenage daughter, all while juggling marriage and a career. Beth and Jennifer explore the emotional weight, role reversal, and day-to-day challenges this generation faces. They offer personal stories, listener insights, practical tips, and a dose of compassion for anyone feeling “stuck in the middle.” In this episode, we discuss: What it means to be part of the Sandwich GenerationThe emotional rollercoaster of caregivingThe invisible mental load women often carryCoping strategies and mindset shiftsSupport group suggestions and cultural comparisonsListener-submitted stories that reflect the shared experienceWhether you’re living this reality or love someone who is, this episode is for you. 🛠 RESOURCES & SUPPORT GROUPSNational Resources (U.S.): AARP Caregiving SupportFamily Caregiver AllianceEldercare Locator (U.S. Dept. of Health)The National Alliance for CaregivingCaregiver Action NetworkDailyCaring.com – Simple, actionable tips for family caregiversSupport Groups (Virtual & Local): Well Spouse Association – For spousal caregiversDaughterhood Circles – Local meetups for women caregiversReddit r/Caregivers – Peer support communityCheck with your local hospital, senior center, or therapist for local caregiving circlesBooks: The Conscious Caregiver by Linda AbbitCaring for Your Aging Parents by Raeann BermanThe Sandwich Generation Guide by Carol AbayaMental Health Support: Psychology Today Therapist DirectoryBetterHelp Online Counseling

    23 min

  5. EPISODE 6

    How to Admit You’re Wrong: Accountability, Apologies & Moving On

    Learn how admitting you’re wrong, apologizing, and owning mistakes builds trust, heals relationships, and turns shame into growth. We’ve all had that gut-check moment — the one where you realize you were wrong. Your chest tightens, your pride flares, and you wonder… now what? In this episode of Two in the Closet, Jen and Beth get real about the messy, uncomfortable (and surprisingly freeing) process of admitting mistakes. From childhood lessons about shame and punishment, to adult experiences with accountability and repair, they share honest stories and practical steps for moving forward. You’ll learn: The difference between shame vs. accountabilityWhy owning your mistakes actually builds trust and connectionHow to shift from blame to responsibilityWhat to do in the moment when you realize you’ve messed upHow apologizing (the right way) can feel like strength, not weakness 💡 If you’ve ever struggled with apologizing, feared losing power by admitting fault, or wondered how to take responsibility without shame, this episode is for you.

    18 min

  6. EPISODE 7

    Solo, NOT alone

    Solo aging is on the rise—what does it really mean to grow older without a partner or kids at home? Beth and Jennifer explore the realities, freedoms, and surprising joys of aging solo while building community, security, and purpose. Episode Summary What does it really mean to age solo? Whether by choice, circumstance, or simply the reality of life’s twists, many of us find ourselves looking at the years ahead without a partner or kids at home. But here’s the good news: solo doesn’t mean lonely, and aging doesn’t mean invisible. In this episode of Two in the Closet, Beth and Jennifer unpack the myths, fears, and surprising freedoms of solo aging. From planning for financial and medical decisions, to building chosen families, to the art of thriving on your own terms—we’re talking about the nitty-gritty and the uplifting. We explore: 🌱 Why solo aging is more common than you think💡 How to plan for healthcare, finances, and housing with confidence🫶 The power of friendships, community, and chosen family🔮 Spiritual and emotional practices for navigating independence with grace😂 And of course… some laughter about the perks of not sharing a bathroomWhether you’re already flying solo or simply curious about what lies ahead, this conversation will leave you feeling seen, supported, and inspired. Resources & Mentions Book: Solo Agers: A Roadmap for a Happy Life by Sara Zeff GeberArticle: “The Rise of Solo Aging” (NextAvenue.org)Two in the Closet archives: Episodes on Closure and Later is a Lie for more on navigating life transitions

    21 min

  7. EPISODE 8

    3 Lessons Burning Man Taught Me

    Episode Summary In this episode of Two in the Closet, Jen returns from her third year at Burning Man — and brings the dust, the drama, and the life lessons with her. From getting stranded in a rainstorm with a total stranger (yes, a male stranger — while married!) to rediscovering childlike joy on a giant desert slide, Jen shares the highs, lows, and a few “what was I thinking?” moments. Beth, meanwhile, is firmly not convinced. Heat? Dust storms? Mud? Hard pass. But she still asks the questions we all want to know: What’s the real purpose of Burning Man? Why do people keep going back? And what makes it more than just a desert rave? Together, Beth and Jen unpack the deeper meaning of radical self-expression, community, and freedom — with plenty of laughs, eye rolls, and honest reflection along the way. ✨ What You’ll Hear in This Episode:🚐 Jen’s bold choice to road-trip with a stranger (and survive 18 hours stuck in a car with him).🌧️ The rainstorm that turned into a test of nerves, porta-potty nightmares, and “what am I doing with my life?” moments.🎢 Finding joy on the playa — slides, biking, dust storms, and dancing like nobody’s watching.🧘 Lessons learned each year at Burning Man: from self-reliance to body awareness to letting go of fear.🎭 Why Burning Man isn’t a music festival — and how its 10 principles shape the experience.👗 Tutus, lace tops, and self-expression: Jen’s “alter ego” transformation on the playa.🤔 Beth’s hard NO to attending (and her very valid reasons why the closet > the desert).🛠️ Resources & MentionsBurning Man principles: burningman.orgPacking lists and meetup groups for first-timers (search “Burning Man prep” on Facebook or Meetup)Follow Jen’s Burning Man photos & videos on our Instagram: @twointheclosetpodcast📢 Call to ActionWould you ever go to Burning Man? Or are you firmly Team Closet like Beth? Share your thoughts with us on Instagram or in a review — we love hearing from you! And don’t forget to follow/subscribe so you never miss an episode. Reviews help more women find their way into the closet (the fun kind).

    24 min

  8. EPISODE 9

    Doable, Dateable, or Done with it? Single Life After 60

    Episode Summary “When did I become doable but not dateable?” That one question lit up our conversation this week on Two in the Closet. Beth and Jen get real about what it’s like to live single after 60—the laughs, the loneliness, and the freedom that comes with not having to fit into anyone else’s expectations. We unpack: The difference between being “doable” vs. “dateable” (and why it stings)Stats on loneliness and why solo agers are at riskWhy more women are saying “I’m good, thanks” when it comes to datingThe surprising benefits of living alone later in lifeWhat friends told us they actually love about single lifeIt’s honest, funny, and sometimes a little raw—because living single after 60 isn’t one-size-fits-all. Resources & Mentions Stanford study on women living alone and longevityOur listener poll: “Best part about life without a man”RealRoots https://www.therealroots.com/Hank appEFgoaheadtours.com Follow & Connect Instagram: @twointheclosetpodcast Subscribe on YouTube: Two in the Closet Podcast Call to Action 👉 What’s your take—are you “doable, dateable, or done with it”? Tell us in the comments or DMs!

    39 min
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Welcome to Two in the Closet Podcast — where two midlife best friends (Beth & Jen) squeeze into a closet to spill the truth about life, laughter, and spiritual growth. 🎙️ If you’re a woman 50+ who craves humor, heart, and high-vibe conversations, you’re in the right place. We dive into everything from spirituality and self-discovery to generational slang, decluttering, solo aging, procrastination, and the funny side of everyday life. Our blend of spiritual wisdom, metaphysical insights, and zero-shame storytelling makes this podcast the perfect mix of inspiration and entertainment. Think of us as your closet confidantes — always real, sometimes ridiculous, and never afraid to laugh at ourselves. 👉 Subscribe now and join the conversation: midlife, mindset, and metaphysics with a side of humor. Because life’s too short not to laugh, reflect, and reset.

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