Two Old Bats in the Belfry

Shelley & Vicki
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A humorous podcast that reflects on today’s issues through the eyes of two ladies of a certain age

  1. 09/01/2025

    Words are our playground, even the naughty ones.

    Words have power. They can stimulate our brains, provide comic relief, or help us express emotions when nothing else will do. Shelley and Vicki dive into their lifelong love affair with language in this delightfully candid conversation about keeping mentally sharp as we age. The two hosts share how their passion for reading began early—with  checking out "30 books at a time" from the library as a child—and continues today through daily crossword puzzles, word games, and the New York Times Spelling Bee. This commitment to mental exercise isn't just enjoyable; it's a deliberate strategy against cognitive decline. The conversation takes a humorous turn as they discuss linguistic pet peeves (improper grammar from educated professionals drives them "up a wall") before exploring their favorite unusual words. From "blivet" (ten pounds of stuff in a five-pound bag) to "swatain" (a term too colorful to explain here), they celebrate language that paints vivid pictures. Their discussion of profanity's stress-relieving properties reveals how aging has brought an unexpected freedom of expression, though they acknowledge the need to watch their language around their young grandchildren.

    8 min

  2. 08/01/2025

    Bathing Suit Trauma

    Swimsuit season is upon us, and there's nothing quite like stripping down in a poorly lit dressing room to bring all those body insecurities rushing back! Shelley and Vicki dive deep into the universal dread of bathing suit shopping, reflecting on how they've struggled with body image throughout their lives—even when they were young with what they now recognize were "cute little bodies." The conversation takes a nostalgic turn as they reminisce about iconic swimwear from their youth, including the provocative Rudy Gernreich designs, and contrast them with today's barely-there styles that create entirely new anxieties. From childhood memories of a pediatrician telling 12-year-old Vicki to maintain her weight for the next decade to questioning the grooming preferences of different generations, nothing is off-limits in this candid discussion.

    10 min

  3. 07/01/2025

    Beyond the Beer Belly: Finding Love in the Twilight Years

    What does dating look like when you've got decades of life experience behind you? Shelley G and Vicki Z, the self-proclaimed "Two Old Bats in the Belfry," tackle this question with unflinching honesty and their signature humor that will have you laughing out loud. The duo dives deep into what they'd look for in a "silver fox" if they were suddenly single again. Both agree that a good sense of humor ranks among the most essential qualities, along with basic human decency and the absence of excessive nose hair (a surprisingly important factor, as it turns out!). Their perfect first date? Nothing fancy – just coffee in a public place to check for "beer bellies" and assess basic compatibility before moving to a quiet, intimate dinner where they can actually hear each other talk. The conversation takes hilarious turns as they joke about seeking 90-year-olds "with one foot on a banana peel," debate the merits of remarriage versus companionship, and share clean but laugh-out-loud jokes that showcase their vibrant personalities.

    9 min

  4. 06/03/2025

    The Silent Fart Chronicles

    Ready for some honest, unfiltered humor about getting older? Shelley G and Vicki Z are back with their signature candor in this laugh-out-loud episode of "Two Old Bats in the Belfry." Ever heard that flatulence doesn't smell on airplanes? Shelley emphatically debunks this myth through hilarious personal anecdotes that will have you giggling in recognition. Meanwhile, Vicki confesses to being taken in by this falsehood, leading to some questionable in-flight decisions during her coast-to-coast travels. Their frank discussion about bodily functions cuts through social niceties with refreshing honesty.

    8 min

  5. 05/01/2025

    Spiders, Cockroaches, and Guaranteed Gags

    We share our fears of spiders and cockroaches, exploring how they shape our lives. Laughter proves to be an essential tool in discussing aging and life's challenges. Our discussions about planning our own funerals lead to reflections on legacy and friendship. • Discussion about fears and phobias, particularly spiders and cockroaches  • The concept of having a mock funeral and reactions to it  • Importance of humor in dealing with life's fragility and aging

    8 min

  6. 04/01/2025

    The Golden Years: Dating, Sex, and Humor Beyond 50

    We explore the laughter and realities of dating and sexuality after 50. This fun yet deep conversation reveals the joys and complexities of finding love later in life, encouraging listeners to embrace their experiences with humor. - Introduction to navigating dating after 50  - The challenges and quirks of modern dating  - The role of humor and acceptance in dating and intimacy  Remember to subscribe to our podcast to catch more enlightening and fun discussions just like this one!

    9 min

  7. 03/01/2025

    What to Expect When You're Expecting a Grandchild

    We're buzzing with excitement over the impending arrival of our first grandchild! In our latest podcast, we delve into the joy and challenges of becoming grandparents, sharing our experiences along the way.  • Special announcement about the baby on the way  • Our shopping adventures and the latest baby trends  • Reflecting on the importance of love and influences in grandparenting  We can't wait to embrace this new chapter in our lives, filled with laughter, love, and a bit of fun. Tune in and share in our joy!

    7 min

  8. 02/01/2025

    Holiday Memories and Stretchy Pants

    What happens when two old bats take on the holidays with all the joy, chaos, and stretchy pants that come with it? Join us, Shelly G and Vicki Z, as we recount our festive escapades, from the riotous family gatherings to the inevitable struggle of resisting those mouth-watering chocolate chip cookies and bundt cakes. We’re back on the airwaves, a little raunchier and definitely crazier, sharing laughs, love, and the rewarding challenges of sticking to our weight loss goals amid a feast fit for a king. Get ready for honest talk about family dynamics and the art of overindulgence, where unbuttoning pants post-meal is not just a necessity but a time-honored tradition. Despite a year of healthier living, the holidays proved tempting, but our determination remains strong. Expect stories of sneaky cookie thievery and the delight of elastic waistbands, as well as heartfelt reflections on what truly made the holiday season special—being surrounded by loved ones who share in both the chaos and the joy. Grab your favorite snack, kick back, and prepare to laugh along with us!

    5 min
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A humorous podcast that reflects on today’s issues through the eyes of two ladies of a certain age

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  • Creator
    Shelley & Vicki
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2025
  • Episodes
    34
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © 2025 Two Old Bats in the Belfry
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