Two Parents Walk into a Bar

Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain
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A podcast about parenting and life

  1. 12/25/2025

    51: Merry Chrysler

    This episode explores the joys and challenges of parenting during the holidays, including Rhett’s first birthday, baby-proofing, weaning, toddler eating habits, and humorous stories from a chaotic snowstorm weekend. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain Chapters 1:07 Merry Christmas Episode 1:33 Childproofing Chaos 2:07 Baby Language and Communication 3:17 The Great Toy Debate 4:50 Exploring Boundaries 8:33 Feeding Challenges 10:00 Snack Cabinet Wars 13:58 The Picky Eater's Dilemma 18:13 Pasta Preferences 22:26 The Restaurant Request 27:56 The Mystery of Memory 35:27 Rediscovering Reading 44:51 The Clive Wearing Story 48:56 Heartbreaking Awakening 50:51 Memory Retention and Learning 51:56 The Struggles of Living with Illness 1:01:03 Recommended Reads: Heavy Themes 1:02:57 Book Club Discoveries 1:07:19 Buddy Reading and Romance 1:09:51 1:20:57 The Importance of Happy Endings A Weekend of Snow and Anxiety

    1h 33m

  2. 12/22/2025

    49: My Goal In Life Is To Be Away From Work As Much As Possible

    The episode covers soda preferences, tailgating mishaps, insights on professional photography, and candid parenting reflections, blending humor with heartfelt discussions on commitment and relationships. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain Chapters 1:00 Mixing Flavors 1:18 Vintage Sips 2:34 Weekend Shenanigans 3:42 Photo Business Insights 8:52 The Wedding Grind 9:56 Editing Realities 12:06 The Pressure of Perfection 15:54 Client Expectations 18:33 The Value of Photography 19:28 Wedding Memories 21:00 Ceremony Challenges 29:34 DJ Dilemmas 31:20 Wedding Day Fumbles 35:42 Venue Vibes 38:56 Silicone Solutions 41:49 Financial Freedom 46:04 Parenting Lessons 52:24 The Cost of Living 57:50 Intentional Relationships 1:05:16 Kids and Books 1:11:03 The Journey of Parenting

    1h 18m

  3. 12/20/2025

    44: Life Isn’t Getting Cheaper

    This episode humorously explores parenting challenges, with Ashley sharing insights on healthy eating, pediatric care, and the pressures of family life, alongside personal reflections that highlight the joys amid chaos. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain Chapters 0:07 Episode 45 1:11 Baked Beans and Little Ones 3:09 Doctor Visits and Milestones 5:48 Book Surprises 6:00 Parenting Realities 13:56 Healthy Eating Habits 21:00 Rash Concerns 22:54 Tick Talk 24:36 Baby Milestones 37:39 Injury Updates 42:40 New Doctor Insights 44:09 Family Planning Decisions 51:49 Reflections on Parenting Choices 55:01 Celebrations and Headaches

    57 min

  4. 12/20/2025

    47: We’re Back After Three Years Of Hiatus

    This episode discusses the challenges of a family illness, sleepless nights, a chaotic Ikea outing with a toddler, and the humorous realities of parenting, emphasizing resilience and small victories along the unpredictable journey of parenthood. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain Chapters 0:39 Welcome Back After Our Long Break 1:07 The Flu and Family Illness 3:35 The Misery of Being Sick 7:09 Miracle Drug: Zofran 9:28 Kids and Their Immune Systems 13:30 Adventures at IKEA 19:10 Navigating Public Spaces with Kids 24:21 Feeding Toddlers and Nutrition 30:42 Transitioning to Toddler Beds 32:00 Mattress Talk and Sleep Needs 38:28 Celebrating Health and Cleanliness 50:52 Car Troubles and Expenses 1:12:18 Cleaning Up After Grown Men 1:14:39 Signing Off Until Next Time

    1h 15m

  5. 12/19/2025

    43: Noah’s Having A Really Good Day

    In this episode, the hosts tackle car troubles and parenting anecdotes, discussing creative discipline, baby-led weaning, and the importance of family meals, all infused with humor and relatable challenges. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain Automatic Shownotes Chapters 0:31 Car Troubles and Heroic Saves 2:59 Texts and Tension 3:33 The Drive Home 4:55 Breakdown at Circle K 8:33 Calling for Help 10:33 The Day's Adventures 11:13 First Sam's Club Experience 11:53 Towing Tales 12:52 Parenting Updates 15:02 Arlo's Sassy Behavior 19:04 Navigating Discipline 20:48 Solid Food Introductions 24:02 Baby-Led Weaning Insights 30:15 Feeding Challenges 39:23 Finding Balance in Parenting 46:05 Family Dinner Aspirations 57:54 Homeowner Struggles and Solutions

    1h 3m

  6. 12/19/2025

    42: Constantly Becoming More Aware Of Things

    This episode reflects on new parenthood, sharing milestones, humorous sleep stories, grandparent involvement, and work anxieties, celebrating the chaos and connection of parenting with relatable insights. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain Chapters 1:20 Podcasting Again 2:42 Baby Milestones and Updates 3:04 Nursery Transition Plans 3:32 Naptime Challenges 4:55 The Sadness of Bedtime 6:29 Sleep Patterns and Co-Sleeping 8:21 Nighttime Routines 11:12 Baby Gear and Recommendations 12:37 Parenting Adventures 14:03 Growth and Development 17:12 Clothing Sizes and Baby Fashion 19:09 AirPods and Technology 23:23 Work and Repetitive Tasks 26:59 Anxiety and Everyday Life 30:29 Comedy and Performance 35:03 Anxiety in Public 42:25 Travel and Restaurant Experiences 44:29 Parking Woes 46:16 Health and Back Issues 47:20 Final Thoughts and Farewells

    1h 4m

  7. 12/17/2025

    50: Wait So There Are Actual People That Listen?

    Episode 50 reflects on childhood nostalgia with the Nintendo DS, Rhett's first steps, and parenting challenges like safety and routines, humorously contrasting vacation expectations and sharing a medical anecdote, celebrating the joys of parenthood. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain Chapters 1:08 Nintendo Nostalgia 1:59 Podcast Growth 5:12 Parenting Milestones 10:00 Childproofing Adventures 17:18 Toddler Independence 26:30 Dog Dynamics 30:25 The Pet Dilemma 34:50 Crazy Toddler Antics 42:24 Bath Time Fun 46:59 The Vasectomy Experience 55:36 Reflections on Parenthood 1:00:00 The iPad Dilemma 1:05:09 Conclusion and Reflections

    1h 7m

  8. 05/29/2025

    41: That’s How Professional We Are

    In this episode, we discuss the candid yet chaotic journey of parenthood and the lessons learned throughout the experience. Our conversation begins with humorous remarks about the missing episode number, and we seamlessly transition into a personal achievement as I share the excitement of passing another class in my education journey. The educational details offer a glimpse into my current academic life, emphasizing the balance between studies and personal commitments. We then dive into the realm of parenting, where I articulate the trials and errors of caring for various pets at home, particularly focusing on my goldfish, Tom. I delve into the challenges faced in maintaining the aquarium, tying it back to the overarching theme of balancing life as a student and a parent. This segues into discussions on the complexities of parenthood, including the intricacies of cleaning up after little ones and managing their whims. Throughout the episode, I share invaluable insights drawn from real-life experiences, discussing essential items that prove beneficial or cumbersome. A spotlight is cast on the ubi diaper pail and a convenient bottle washer, both touted for their efficiency amidst the daily chaos. Practical tips emerge, such as the significance of selecting the right sizes for diapers and the unexpected utility of household tools in parenting. As we navigate through various topics, I express my thoughts on the realities of dating as a single parent, weighing the pros and cons of seeking another parent as a partner. The discussion remains light-hearted yet reflective, illuminating the shared experiences of friendship, parenting dynamics, and societal expectations. In a joyful recount of outings with children, I highlight memorable moments from trips to the zoo and the messy realities of being a parent, filled with laughter and the occasional frustration of cleaning spilled drinks or discarded food. Our jokes about coping strategies while dealing with children's energy and messes reveal the humorous underbelly of parenting. The episode wraps up with reflections on balancing chores and family life while also contemplating the future of our roles not just as parents but as partners in navigating this complex landscape. This blend of humor and sincerity encapsulates the beautiful messiness of life, leaving listeners with relatable anecdotes and practical wisdom for the journey ahead. Be sure to follow us at instagram.com/TwoParentsPodcast Email us with bonus/regular episode ideas at twoparentspodcast@gmail.com Hosted and created by Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain, Produced by Noah Lynch, Marketing and Distribution by Ashley Chastain Chapters 0:01 Episode Introduction 0:28 School Success 2:01 Virginia Trip Plans 2:58 Capstone Course Insights 5:23 Aquarium Adventures 8:49 Goldfish Troubles 8:53 Shared Notes 9:23 Tech Talk 12:38 Parenting Tips 15:12 Diaper Duty Devices 17:56 Pumping Journey 21:04 Changing Essentials 23:59 Diaper Challenges 29:02 Parenting Reflections 30:18 Holiday Preparations 30:51 Color and Parenting 33:53 Easter Celebrations 37:52 Single Parent Dating 41:09 Dating Dynamics 55:52 Age Gap Considerations 59:15 Car Seat Cleanup

    1h 5m
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A podcast about parenting and life

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  • Creator
    Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain
  • Years Active
    2024 - 2025
  • Episodes
    52
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Noah Lynch and Ashley Chastain
  • Show Website
    Two Parents Walk into a Bar