Two Sarcastic Girls

Two Sarcastic Girls
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Life's not always rainbows and cold baby Coca Cola's but we get by with the help of some little friends. Meet Jordan and Jess, two long time friends navigating life in their 30's with Anxiety. Sharing stories from their life as well as discussing today's trending topics that will make you feel a little less crazy..... but just a little.

  1. 01/17/2022

    Thank You for Being Our Friend. An Ode to Betty White

    The year is 2022 and we now live in a world without Betty White! We discuss why she has been considered a National Treasure for almost 7 decades and how the world needs more people like her. Plus, a quick recap of our NYE as well as some social media trends and a big post and delete No No! It wouldn't be us if we didn't sprinkle a few recent traumas in there for you, as well.

    59 min

  2. 12/24/2021

    Happy Merry Everything

    It's the most stressy time of the year! Eye 'twiches, hiccups, anxiety and cheer! What's our top Holiday movies of all time? We chat holiday disasters  favorite movies, the art of gift giving for the anxious and of course childhood traumas. Let's normalize chilling out on Holiday chaos and treating Santa like the creepy old man he is! Sorry St. Nick.

    54 min

  3. 11/29/2021

    But did you die? Surviving bad driving

    We all have those friends who we refuse to let drive because it's scary. Cookie Monster, as known by the local police is one of them. To us she's just S.A.D gal Jordan . Tune in as we discuss driving escapades and our road rage anxieties. Plus while on two feet Jess barely escapes severe injury but not without a few cringy moments. Buckle Up !

    49 min

  4. 11/15/2021

    Discount Birthday Gifts and Olive Garden Trips

    It's Someones Birthday! This week Jordan and Chomps are both celebrating big birthdays....seems as if Jess has a soft spot for Scorpios. Jordan tells us some of her best Birthday gifts (whether they were discounted or not) and some of Jess's more traumatic ones. We also ponder is it Sugarbaby or Sugarwomen once we hit a certain age and why Jordan seems to blackout everything before the age of 18. Plus Hinge Liars, yogurt shop hair extensions and why it's dangerous to comment on strangers pictures. Hint all roads lead back to JLo!

    51 min

  5. 11/02/2021

    Thanks for the haunting!

    Happy Halloween. Boo!  We chat ghostly experiences vs human experiences and why we aren't fans of either. Plus hear about some of our favorite podcasts creepiest episodes and how Payne Lyndsey may be someone's perfect match. Call us ;)

    45 min

  6. 10/18/2021

    It’s Halloween

    We BACK! And it's Jordan's favorite season, cuffing season! Oh wait, that can’t be right, it’s HALLOWEEN! We chat all things treats , costumes, movies and tricks. Plus a sneak peek into our season 2 surprise.

    57 min

  7. 08/17/2021

    Friday the 13th and Vacation Scares

    Thunderstorms , Friday the 13th, and a dermaplanning from Hell....It's Episode 15 ! We celebrate the unathletic half of our duo's big award win and hear about Jess's vacation wins and stressors. Plus we discuss some surprises coming in Season 2!

    42 min

  8. 08/04/2021

    Texting Mishaps and Friend "No No's"

    We start the week with more stress from our senior fur babies and we ask ourselves "How much crying is too much crying?". As we share our weeks Hit & Miss.... SURPRISE Jordan watched another new scary show. While Jess sent a text intended for someone else to a group chat....big oops. Plus we discuss if it's ever okay for your friend to be friends with your ex?

    49 min
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Life's not always rainbows and cold baby Coca Cola's but we get by with the help of some little friends. Meet Jordan and Jess, two long time friends navigating life in their 30's with Anxiety. Sharing stories from their life as well as discussing today's trending topics that will make you feel a little less crazy..... but just a little.

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  • Creator
    Two Sarcastic Girls
  • Years Active
    2021 - 2022
  • Episodes
    21
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Two Sarcastic Girls
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