Two Tools, No Clue

Jeidan & Anna
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Two Tools, No Clue is a chaotic podcast for curious people! Follow hosts Jeidan and Anna each week as they tackle all things homestead...ish, all while having NO clue. If you're a self-sufficient person who is looking for a good laugh and interesting topics, YOU, my friend, are in the right toolbox! (This podcast is intended for education purposes only! Try-at-home at your own risk, and ALWAYS do your own research!)

  1. 1d ago

    E10 The Three Sisters Planting Method

    Welcome to episode 10! It's a "very cool" topic this week, as Jeidan would say. Anna is sharing everything she's learned about the Three Sisters companion planting method; this history, the recipes, and how to do it yourself! And will Jeidan pick a new catchphrase next week? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Food Friends: The Three Sisters: Indigenous wisdom for growing, sharing, and home cooking squash, beans, and corn - https://open.spotify.com/episode/2Hgc2LrAdhNLo2UQ7tyeVG?si=RulTUWg2SWa0keuLntpMxQhttps://www.nativeseeds.org/Sources: https://www.nal.usda.gov/collections/stories/three-sistershttps://www.almanac.com/content/three-sisters-corn-bean-and-squashhttps://shopfoodocracy.com/blogs/blog/embracing-the-three-sisters-legend

    43 min

  2. Jun 25

    M9 Alien Worms & The Queer Queen of the Soil

    Happy Pride!!! We would be remiss if we didn't take the opportunity to highlight our community on the closing week of our celebratory month. Jeidan found the perfect icon to tie into the mix; our Queer Queen of the Soil, Lady Eva Balfour! Then he warns us about an alien invader straight out of a sci-fi, horror movie, but unfortunately, it's all too real: The Hammerhead Worm! EEEEK!! And when will we change our last name to Z-Morph? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: https://www.hertsmemories.org.uk/content/herts-history/towns-and-villages/knebworth/lady-eve-balfour-article-the-organic-agriculturalist (article)https://shivafund.org/2025/07/05/the-hidden-danger-hammerhead-worms-and-the-risk-they-pose-to-pets/ (article & picture)https://screenrant.com/men-black-aliens-coffee-scene-stars-wars-joke-huttese/ (picture)

    38 min

  3. Jun 18

    E9 The Dirt on Worm Farming

    This week, Jeidan digs into worms and their poop; the whole essence of worm farming. We talk about different types of worms, their benefits to the soil and your garden, as well as how you could be benefiting from worm poop too! And is Uncle Jim the next generation in a high-stakes, neighborly soil competition? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: Uncle Jim's DIY Worm Bin: https://unclejimswormfarm.com/diy-worm-bin/?srsltid=AfmBOorVDgv5drHkXbgd0gab4R3EwvcoJhuWGnppWYFerMhFuhooguQx https://kellogggarden.com/blog/soil/the-importance-of-garden-worms/https://compost.css.cornell.edu/worms/steps.htmlhttps://unclejimswormfarm.com/vermicomposting-for-beginners/https://worms4earth.com/a-guide-to-worm-biology-how-earthworms-eat-reproduce-and-enrich-your-soil/ https://urbanwormcompany.com/what-do-worms-eat/

    35 min

  4. Jun 11

    M8 The Kefir Kidnapping

    This week Anna enlightens us on the magic of kefir grains, which aren't actually grains! Yes, the deceit starts early in this episode. Anyway, Anna gets into the captivating details of how someone was genuinely kidnapped over these non-grains. And is everyone the a*****e in this story? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: Kefir Grains: https://shop.revolutionfermentation.ca/products/grains-de-kefir-de-lait https://matadornetwork.com/read/history-kefir-caucasus/https://history.stackexchange.com/questions/79730/did-the-widely-reported-espionage-story-involving-kefir-really-happenhttps://www.rawmilkinstitute.org/updates/the-fascinating-history-of-milk-kefirhttps://revolutionfermentation.com/en/blogs/milk-kefir/the-fascinating-origins-of-kefir-grains/https://russianlife.com/the-russia-file/magical-kefir/

    27 min

  5. Jun 4

    E8 Fermentation 101

    Let's take a dive into the inebriating world of fermentation! Listen as Anna unintentionally scars Jeidan with the fermented foods and beverages that people thousands of years ago made and enjoyed. Don't knock it 'til you've tried it! Then, we get into how bacteria play a role, the genres of fermentation, as well as the thing everyone cares about these days... The health benefits! And will Jeidan ever recover? We have NO clue!! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources https://www.lhf.org/2014/03/beyond-sauerkraut-a-brief-history-of-fermented-foods/https://pmc.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/articles/PMC8618017/#foods-10-02861-t001https://hakkohub.com/how-fermentation-works-to-preserve-food-and-punch-up-flavors/https://www.soyinfocenter.com/HSS/fermentation.phphttps://smrtrsolutions.com/2024/01/30/how-does-fermentation-affect-the-nutritional-content-of-food/https://historyofinformation.com/detail.php?id=3424https://mygeotrip.com/winemaking-in-georgiahttps://blogs.helsinki.fi/sacredtexts/2017/12/22/date-beer-brew-it-like-the-ancient-babylonians/https://camelerspiceco.com/blogs/blog/bread-history-bread-sciencehttps://www.cnn.com/2024/09/21/us/california-cat-found-yellowstone-national-park

    49 min

  6. May 28

    M7 Commentary: This is a Gardening Show (Part 2)

    It's the commentary part 2 you've all been waiting for!!! This week Jeidan spills the tea on episodes 4-6 of This is a Gardening Show, Zach Galifianakis' new show on Netflix. We talk about betting on potatoes, haunted cornfields, and teabags made of plastic, amongst other things. And why did Netflix do us dirty like that? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: This is a Gardening Show: https://www.netflix.com/title/81902230

    34 min

  7. May 21

    E7 The Nitty-Gritty of Milling Grain

    Did you know that grinding your own flour is possible, and WAY more nutritious than storebought? And that with the right tools it's, dare we say, easy?! This week Jeidan teaches us about the history of milling, the DIY health benefits, and the sneaky secrets of the flour industry. And did they get their blueprints from Willy Wonka? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: http://millcitytimes.com/news/the-largest-flour-mill-in-the-world.htmlhttps://www.flextrades.com/blog/history-of-flour-milling-minnesota/#:~:text=First%20Tools%2C%20First%20Grains,the%20first%20continuous%20milling%20systemnamamillers.orghttps://hopethiswerks.com/health-benefits-of-fresh-ground-flour/https://www.mnhs.org/millcity/learn/history/flour-millinghttps://learnmech.com/introduction-to-rolling-nomenclature-of/https://www.flextrades.com/blog/history-of-flour-milling-minnesota/#:~:text=First%20Tools%2C%20First%20Grains,the%20first%20continuous%20milling%20system.

    46 min

  8. May 14

    M6 The Great Maple Syrup Heist

    What could possibly be more Canadian than The Great Maple Syrup Heist? AKA the biggest heist in Canadian history, and the topic of this week's minisode! Anna can barely contain her excitement as she takes us through the whole sticky operation. And how did they go undetected for an entire year? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: Documentary -  Dirty Money: The Maple Syrup Heist https://www.netflix.com/watch/80149537?trackId=255824129&tctx=0%2C0%2C207f2df5-37f5-4a78-94b2-dc3926392512-11710216%2C207f2df5-37f5-4a78-94b2-dc39263925 YouTube - The Casual Criminalisthttps://youtu.be/puPbZ3VDnh0?si=ep-UlpFfMHHP3Qz8 YouTube - Crime Beat TVhttps://youtu.be/adCQ9cwYA8o?si=H4pU1mMdscjLAs7n Amazon Prime TV series: The Stickyhttps://www.amazon.com/gp/video/detail/B0DJK4HZPR/ref=atv_dp_share_cu_r https://www.distractify.com/p/richard-vallieres-now

    30 min
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Two Tools, No Clue is a chaotic podcast for curious people! Follow hosts Jeidan and Anna each week as they tackle all things homestead...ish, all while having NO clue. If you're a self-sufficient person who is looking for a good laugh and interesting topics, YOU, my friend, are in the right toolbox! (This podcast is intended for education purposes only! Try-at-home at your own risk, and ALWAYS do your own research!)

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    Jeidan & Anna
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