Two Tools, No Clue

Jeidan & Anna
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Two Tools, No Clue is a chaotic podcast for curious people! Follow hosts Jeidan and Anna each week as they tackle all things homestead...ish, all while having NO clue. If you're a self-sufficient person who is looking for a good laugh and interesting topics, YOU, my friend, are in the right toolbox! (This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only! Try at home at your own risk, and ALWAYS do your own research!)

  1. 5d ago

    E15 DIY Rain Gardens

    As the cool, wet fall slowly approaches, Jeidan is preparing for it with his newfound knowledge of Rain Gardens! Do potholes form small lakes in your driveway? Does runoff from your roof cause flooding? Is your yard especially soggy? If you answered yes to any of these questions, this is the episode for you! And will we be able to pull off a DIY rain garden of our own? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: https://www.soaknh.des.nh.gov/projects-and-planning/rain-garden-planninghttps://www.soaknh.des.nh.gov/sites/g/files/ehbemt741/files/documents/rain-garden.pdfhttps://extension.unh.edu/sites/default/files/migrated_unmanaged_files/Resource005899_Rep8265.pdfhttps://montgomeryconservation.org/wp-content/uploads/2013/06/Rain-Gardens.pdfhttps://gardeningbeyond.com/how-to-make-a-garden-drainage-system/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rain_garden#Overviewhttps://myrainplan.com/blog/rain-garden-design-guide/https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Urban_heat_island

  2. Sep 3

    M14 Blueberry Farm Reviews

    The public's opinion is in, and we're airing it out! This week we're reading Pick-Your-Own Blueberry Farm Reviews. We have one-star reviews that will leave you scratching your head, followed by over-the-top redemptions. And how do people have this much time on their hands? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: Morning Shade Farm: https://www.yelp.com/biz/morning-shade-farm-canby-2?utm_campaign=www_business_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=(direct)Albeke Farms: https://www.yelp.com/biz/albeke-farms-oregon-city?utm_campaign=www_business_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=(direct)Hoffman Farm Store: https://www.yelp.com/biz/hoffman-farm-store-beaverton?utm_campaign=www_business_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=(direct)Nappe Blueberry Farm: https://www.yelp.com/biz/nappe-blueberry-farms-boring?utm_campaign=www_business_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=(direct)Patty’s Berries & Bushes: https://www.yelp.com/biz/pattys-berries-and-bunches-mattituck-2?utm_campaign=www_business_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=(direct)Mountainview Blueberry Farm: https://www.yelp.com/biz/mountainview-blueberry-farm-snohomish?utm_campaign=www_business_share_popup&utm_medium=copy_link&utm_source=(direct)Render’s Blueberry Farm:https://www.tripadvisor.com/Attraction_Review-g42810-d3513917-Reviews-Reender_s_Blueberry_Farm-West_Olive_Ottawa_County_Michigan.html

  3. Aug 27

    E14 The History of Cultivated Blueberries

    We are mourning the end of blueberry season by discussing the history of cultivated blueberries and the events that led to the large, plump berries we buy in stores today. As always, we have Indigenous peoples to thank for the generosity of their knowledge of the far superior wild blueberry! And will we beat our record of 170lbs next picking season? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: Passamaquoddy Wild Blueberry Company: https://www.pquoddyberries.com/ https://archive.org/details/experimentsinblu193covi/page/2/mode/2up Experiments in Blueberry Culture: https://archive.org/details/experimentsinblu193covi/page/2/mode/2up https://blog.library.si.edu/blog/2018/11/13/native-fruit-the-wild-blueberry/https://extension.illinois.edu/blogs/garden-scoop/2019-01-19-history-blueberries-native-american-staple-domesticated-superfoodhttps://www.cooksinfo.com/elizabeth-coleman-whitehttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Frederick_Vernon_Covillehttps://wednesdayswomen.com/elizabeth-coleman-white-blueberry-queen-of-the-jersey-pines/https://njmonthly.com/articles/news/blue-heaven/https://www.groworganic.com/blogs/articles/growing-blueberries-in-containers

  4. Aug 20

    M13 The Dark Energy of Data Centers

    We already knew data centers were all-around terrible, but when Jeidan lays down the facts in this episode, it becomes a truly heartbreaking realization of the reality we all live in. If we suddenly disappear after this one, blame the greedy goverment lobbyists! And why are they trying to kill us all? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: Documentary: "Exposing the Dark Side of America's AI Data Center Explosion" by Business Insider https://youtu.be/t-8TDOFqkQA?si=zvdmNYdDw202_Slx

  5. Aug 13

    E13 Solar 101, Sun

    In case you didn't notice, the sun came up again, and Jeidan is here to teach us how to harness its energy with the power of solar! We get into how it works, why it's beneficial in more ways than one, and the dwindling options you have available for financial assistance. And how many tangents can we fit into one episode? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=NDZzAIcCQLQ https://www.nrdc.org/stories/solar-power-101#types

  6. Aug 6

    M12 Farmer's Market Reddit Stories

    Anna's back with more Reddit Stories, and this time they're centered around Farmer's Markets! We get into pro-tips of how to be successful at your first market, how to tell a good market from a bad one, as well as a few lighthearted and heartwarming stories sprinkled in. And what the hell is going on at Logan Square?! We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com

  7. Jul 30

    E12 The Evolution of Farmer's Markets

    Hey, it's Thursday again, and this week Anna's getting into the history and evolution of US Farmer's Markets! The fun doesn't stop there, because then she breaks down an article titled "The Best and Worst U.S. States for Access to Locally Produced Food" by escoffier.edu. Can you guess which state placed first with a perfect 100/100 score? Here's a hint: Jey is still fuming about it! Will he ever recover? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: National Farmer’s Market Directory: https://www.ams.usda.gov/local-food-directories/farmersmarkets https://www.usdalocalfoodportal.com/ https://www.redbarncommunicationsnc.com/red-barn-blog/2025/1/12/history-of-farmers-marketshttps://askfilo.com/user-question-answers-smart-solutions/ancient-egyptian-economy-egypt-has-many-markets-the-markets-3435343534373031https://www.lancastercountyfarmersmarket.com/historyhttps://www.boston.gov/news/part-1-brief-history-farmers-markets-united-stateshttps://www.escoffier.edu/blog/world-food-drink/analysis-of-local-food-production/https://www.foraged.com/blog/why-are-farmers-markets-important

  8. Jul 23

    M11 England's Crop Circles

    How woo woo are you? This week, Jeidan is invading our ears with knowledge about England's infamous crop circles, and the people who claim to be involved. From cash-crop killing pranksters Doug and Dave, to a young man named John Whaley who captured footage of the unbelievable. Was it humans or aliens? We have NO clue! Find us on: https://patreon.com/TwoToolsNoClue https://www.youtube.com/@TwoToolsNoCluepodcast https://www.facebook.com/TwoToolsNoCluePodcast https://www.instagram.com/twotoolsnocluepodcast https://www.tiktok.com/@twotoolsnocluepodcast Emails us at: twotoolsnocluepodcast@gmail.com Sources: Crop Circle Realities (2021) Documentary: (Timestamp: 8:38-13:00) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9UdjVIhMQ14 https://curiousrambler.com/the-mowing-devil-and-the-crop-circle/https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WkOL4on26BE&t=225https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mowing-Devilhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Crop_circlehttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dYV_zpCXYtc

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Two Tools, No Clue is a chaotic podcast for curious people! Follow hosts Jeidan and Anna each week as they tackle all things homestead...ish, all while having NO clue. If you're a self-sufficient person who is looking for a good laugh and interesting topics, YOU, my friend, are in the right toolbox! (This podcast is intended for entertainment purposes only! Try at home at your own risk, and ALWAYS do your own research!)

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  • Creator
    Jeidan & Anna
  • Years Active
    2026
  • Episodes
    29
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 Jeidan & Anna
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