Umpire Pants

Umpire Pants

Are umpire pants the best pants ever? Mary says yes, her son Bill says no. They also argue about almost everything else.

  1. Episode 261: A Cat-tastrophe

    07/18/2024

    Episode 261: A Cat-tastrophe

    We recorded this a super long time ago so I have no idea what is in here, except the cat walked on the board and played a sound effect so loud I had to edit the file to make it quieter, and I don't edit ANYTHING. I'm doing a Dogme 95 type thing here.

    50 min

  2. 02/16/2024

    Episode 260: The Knickerbocker Buckaroo

    We talked about some stuff, did some hyntz, the usual

    47 min
  3. 259: Pumps and a Bump

    01/08/2024

    259: Pumps and a Bump

    This is from so long ago all I remember is that we watched the pumps and a bump video

    52 min

  4. 11/03/2023

    Episode 258: Who knows what this is about

    We recorded this a long time ago and I haven't listened to it yet. I hope we didn't say anything bad!

    48 min

  5. 09/19/2023

    257: Better late than never

    Guess who didn't set a calendar reminder to release their podcast? I think this one is pretty good. I got about halfway through and didn't hear anything weird so fingers crossed! We recorded this one in person in the condo

    55 min

  6. 08/02/2023

    Episode 256: I got two oh words

    Sloppy start; Oh Word?; dive bars; gelato; Puerto Viejo update; street music; concerts; disastrous Readers Digest quiz; AI writing sucks; quilts are underrated; hot dog pizza; Umpire Pants Out

    56 min
  7. 255: Trip reports

    07/12/2023

    255: Trip reports

    Episode 255: Trip Reports I remembered to name the episode! Our trips to Costa Rica and Las Vegas; Mary gets very mad at us for interrupting her story (Bill mostly); we "ended" the episode early; >; old folks homes and casinos; more Las Vegas; mom was a little mad we went to Vegas without her; best parts of Vegas; Shawn Kemp update; Bill needs a deadline; Bill lied about releasing this on the same day; Bill is not a fan of Al Franken; watch Sherlock Jr.; Umpire Pants Out

    57 min

  8. 06/28/2023

    254

    Surprise again! We reorded this about a month ago and I have neglected to upload it the whole time. Whoops! But I did learn something--I don't do anything if I don't have a deadline. Just kidding I already knew that. The deadline in this case is we started recording again so now I have 3 episodes piling up. I have no idea what we talked about because I didn't listen to it so hopefully nothing bad! We'll get back on an every other week schedule soon.

    57 min
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Are umpire pants the best pants ever? Mary says yes, her son Bill says no. They also argue about almost everything else.

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  • Creator
    Umpire Pants
  • Years Active
    2017 - 2024
  • Episodes
    277
  • Rating
    Explicit
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