Undercooked Analysis

David King & Creative Horror
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Undercooked Analysis

Undercooked Analysis began with a simple idea: no script, no plan, and no filters as Creepypasta is put to literary scrutiny. Every Tuesday, join some mixture of David, Allen, Kaela and/or an ever-changing roster of guests as they attempt to make their way through whatever the internet throws at them. No story is safe from their raw feedback and inane banter.

  1. 185 - "The Imp of the Perverse" by Edgar Allen Poe

    5D AGO

    185 - "The Imp of the Perverse" by Edgar Allen Poe

    Part 2 of Poe Standards - the newest UCA segment that might only last 4 episodes - sees Allen and David reading what begins as an essay but continues into a cautionary tale about intrusive thoughts, self-destructive tendencies, and murdering people with candles. Story by Edgar Allen Poe, first published in 1845. Read along here.

    42 min
  2. 184 - "King Pest" by Edgar Allen Poe

    FEB 25

    184 - "King Pest" by Edgar Allen Poe

    Horror as a whole owes a lot to Poe, but as proven time and again, even masters of the craft have their apparent duds. Allen submits to David the first of four F-Tier Poe narratives (based on some rando’s opinion), which apparently contains an allegory as two drunken sailors have a completely bewildering encounter in a plague-quarantined part of London. Story by Edgar Allen Poe, first published in 1835. Read along here.

    1h 10m
  3. 183 - Short and Shivery 45

    FEB 11

    183 - Short and Shivery 45

    David, Allen and Abysmii invite special guest Brad to an initiation: a fresh pair of eyes on the some of shortstory1’s most recent work. Will a new perspective bring new insights into these unusual stories? Read along with us:1. “I clean up crime scenes while naked”2. “The special toilet paper”3. “My intelligence and emotional intelligence will now be off balanced”4. “All men must wear a burqa”5. “To move to the next day we must all do something disgusting”

    1h 18m
  4. 182 - "Horror Insured" (Part 2) by Paul Ernst

    JAN 21

    182 - "Horror Insured" (Part 2) by Paul Ernst

    Just when David, Allen and Abysmii were getting comfortable with this series, Paul throws a curve ball of seeming incompetence when the story forgets a certain character died in a prior chapter; meanwhile Ascott and Beatrice play dress-up to survive, and the main showdown turns into a anti-climactic Pokemon battle. Story by Paul Ernst, first published in Weird Tales, January 1936.

    1h 18m
  5. 181 - "Horror Insured" (Part 1) by Paul Ernst

    JAN 7

    181 - "Horror Insured" (Part 1) by Paul Ernst

    With a new year of mounting dread upon most everyone’s heads, David, Allen and Abysmii decide to ease into it with the ever-comforting Luciferian antics of Doctor Satan. This time, he’s getting into the insurance business is a fittingly weird way, and is once again using fire as the catalyst for his plot. How many fat businessmen will Ascott Keane sacrifice in the pursuit of his greatest foe? How many people will be added to the Faint Counter? And how in the world is Doctor Satan still unknown to the elite class that he’s targeting? Story by Paul Ernst, first published in Weird Tales, January 1936.

    1h 14m
  6. 180 - "The Crime on Christmas Night" by Gaston Leroux

    12/24/2024

    180 - "The Crime on Christmas Night" by Gaston Leroux

    Content Warning: reference to suicide UCA is officially 10 years old, and to belatedly acknowledge this, Kaela has a special Christmas gift for David: Holiday-adjacent pulp from Weird Tales, written by the author of The Phantom of the Opera. The duo that started it will have contend with sailors, street fairs and the notion that Baby Jesus might actually be the one delivering gifts on Christmas Eve. Story by Gaston Leroux, first published in Weird Tales, December 1930.

    1h 2m
  7. 179 - "This Story Could Kill Allen" by Julia Grane

    12/10/2024

    179 - "This Story Could Kill Allen" by Julia Grane

    That absolute madman Allen Chaney has David and Kaela with him to be witness to a daring stunt that is sure to freak minds. Will he survive? “this story could kill allen” (aka, “The leak from the upstairs flat”) was submitted by Julia Grane.

    45 min
  8. 178 - Short and Shivery 44

    11/20/2024

    178 - Short and Shivery 44

    The line between Rorshack Rorsharn and Julia Grane blurs further as David lets Abysmii pick the two stories they will read, one from each pseudonym. And, like in the past, their horizons are broadened as they read way too much into the jank narratives, bringing the episode to a surprisingly poignant conclusion. “the skibidi man” was submitted by Rorshack Rorshan; “lift your problems” was submitted by Julia Grane.

    47 min
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    Undercooked Analysis began with a simple idea: no script, no plan, and no filters as Creepypasta is put to literary scrutiny. Every Tuesday, join some mixture of David, Allen, Kaela and/or an ever-changing roster of guests as they attempt to make their way through whatever the internet throws at them. No story is safe from their raw feedback and inane banter.

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      David King & Creative Horror
    • Years Active
      2018 - 2025
    • Episodes
      100
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