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under 30 min first impressions recorded in our car immediately after every movie we see for the first time

  1. At Home Screening - Nouvelle Vague (2025)

    5D AGO

    At Home Screening - Nouvelle Vague (2025)

    If you haven't heard about this film, we highly recommend it! Make sure you begin by watching Jean-Luc Godard's "Breathless" if you haven't seen it before. It's available on HBO Max. And then you can hop over to Netflix for Richard Linklater's "Nouvelle Vague," a biopic-adjacent account of the making of "Breathless." Join us for our first ever director double dip on this podcast (we covered Linklater's "Blue Moon" back in November). And let us know your favorite Linklater film! Follow us on Instagram @⁠⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast Nouvelle Vague (2025)dir. Richard Linklaterwrit. Holly Gent & Vincent Palmo Jr.starring Guillaume Marbeck, Zoey Deutch, Aubry Dullin

    26 min
  2. At Home Screening - It Was Just An Accident (2025)

    JAN 30

    At Home Screening - It Was Just An Accident (2025)

    Step up your filmmaking game, folks. If your government hasn't given you a cease and desist, you've got work to do. Are you team Hamid, team Vahid & Shiva... or team dog from the opening sequence? And let's talk about Alex's pastry truck memory for a second. Ice cream trucks are great and all, but if a truck showed up in our neighborhood with fresh baked croissants? Next level. It Was Just An Accident is now available to rent or buy via several services, including Apple TV. And shout out to Some Like it Reel for recommending this film! Follow us on Instagram @⁠⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast It Was Just An Accident (2025)dir. Jafar Panahiwrit. Jafar Panahistarring Vahid Mobasseri, Mariam Afshari, Ebrahim Azizi, Hadis Pakbaten, Majid Panahi, Mohamad Ali Elyasmehr

    23 min
  3. Movie Theater Screening - The Plague (2025)

    JAN 27

    Movie Theater Screening - The Plague (2025)

    The fact that none of the kids in this film were nominated for Oscars is criminal. Get ready for middle school flashbacks, the smell of chlorine magically wafting off your screen, and a score that will make you feel like you're in a horror movie. The Plague is currently in theaters. Follow us on Instagram @⁠⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast The Plague (2025)dir. Charlie Polingerwrit. Charlie Polingerstarring Everett Blunck, Kayo Martin, Joel Edgerton, Kenny Rasmussen

    26 min
  4. Movie Theater Screening - The Housemaid (2025)

    JAN 23

    Movie Theater Screening - The Housemaid (2025)

    What's your favorite airport thriller, and has it been made into a movie yet? If not, you better buy those rights quick! In this episode, we continuously mispronounce Amanda Seyfried's name, speculate about veneer budgets for ex-cons, and contemplate if “one hundred hairs” would be a whole scalp full. Going on record that we called it early this film was getting a sequel! And if Sydney Sweeney wants to come clean our houses, we'll accept our fate. The Housemaid is currently in theaters. Follow us on Instagram @⁠⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast The Housemaid (2025)dir. Paul Feigwrit. Rebecca Sonnenshine (screenplay)starring Sydney Sweeney, Amanda Seyfried, Brandon Sklenar, Michele Morrone, Indiana Elle, Elizabeth Perkins

    28 min
  5. Movie Theater Screening - Marty Supreme (2025)

    JAN 20

    Movie Theater Screening - Marty Supreme (2025)

    Have you ever been so overcome with bottomless ambition that you had to drop everything and become the world table tennis champion? In this episode, we check out the new Safdie solo joint and ping-pong it back and forth a little with some different feelings about unlikable protagonists, sports movies that aren't really sports movies, and the blinding light that is Chalamet. Follow us on Instagram @⁠⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast Marty Supreme (2025)dir. Josh Safdiewrit. Josh Safdie & Ronald Bronsteinstarring Timothée Chalamet, Gwyneth Paltrow, Odessa A'zion, Kevin O'Leary, Abel Ferrara, Fran Drescher

    31 min
  6. At Home Screening - Sorry, Baby (2025)

    JAN 16

    At Home Screening - Sorry, Baby (2025)

    As a person who hates shoes and loves cats, our still and quote today sure are relatable... Newcomer Eva Victor shines with a perfect blend of comedic and heartfelt writing, directing, and acting. We're unanimously fans of hers now and will be following her career wherever she goes! Sorry, Baby is available to watch now on HBO Max with a subscription. Follow us on Instagram @⁠⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast Sorry, Baby (2025)dir. Eva Victorwrit. Eva Victorstarring Eva Victor, Naomi Ackie, Louis Cancelmi, Kelly McCormack, Lucas Hedges, John Carroll Lynch

    17 min
  7. At Home Screening - Jay Kelly (2025)

    JAN 13

    At Home Screening - Jay Kelly (2025)

    What if we all start saying "Jay Kelly" to mean just kidding? Jay Kelly. In this episode we discuss the fine line between George Clooney and characters played by George Clooney, the ongoing Sandlerssance, and how much value cheesecake adds to a movie. Jay Kelly is currently streaming on Netflix (as part of their global media domination strategy). Follow us on Instagram @⁠⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast Jay Kelly (2025)dir. Noah Baumbachwrit. Noah Baumbach & Emily Mortimerstarring George Clooney, Adam Sandler, Laura Dern, Billy Crudup, Patrick Wilson

    31 min
  8. Movie Theater Screening - Hamnet (2025)

    JAN 9

    Movie Theater Screening - Hamnet (2025)

    Considering our split on this one, we’re betting there’s a 50% chance you’ll be emotionally compromised watching this film, so have your tissues ready and your therapist on speed dial. In this episode, we discuss the power of art to impact us all in different ways, the use of direct quotes and references in movies based on historical figures, and our unanimous obsession with Jessie Buckley. And now we’re wondering, have you ever walked out of a movie? Follow us on Instagram @⁠⁠⁠⁠unprocessed.movie.podcast Hamnet (2025)dir. Chloé Zhaowrit. Chloé Zhao & Maggie O'Farrellstarring Jessie Buckley, Paul Mescal, Emily Watson, Jacobi Jupe, Joe Alwyn

    30 min
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    Unprocessed Podcast
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    22
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