23 episodes

Hi. My name's Lara and I’m a comedian… I’m also a member of numerous 12-step programs for substance addiction, eating disorders, and relationship issues … and money… and family stuff. Now, I'm hosting a new podcast where my comedy friends and I help YOU with your problems. It’s help. But funny.

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Unsound Advice Lara Beitz

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 26 Ratings

Hi. My name's Lara and I’m a comedian… I’m also a member of numerous 12-step programs for substance addiction, eating disorders, and relationship issues … and money… and family stuff. Now, I'm hosting a new podcast where my comedy friends and I help YOU with your problems. It’s help. But funny.

Need Unsound Advice? Send a voice memo or email to: Lara@UnsoundAdvicePod.com

    Richard Simmons & The First Step

    Richard Simmons & The First Step

    For a while, we've been wanting to share this wonderful conversation with the Sklar Brothers about the singular Richard Simmons and how he was able to positively impact so many people. We'll be back with a new full episode soon! Until then, enjoy this slice of sunshine!
    LINKS!
    Everything Jason & Randy Sklar: http://www.supersklars.com/Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/
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    ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"
    Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

    • 10 min
    Duolingo Is A Scam And Francisco Ramos Has Proof

    Duolingo Is A Scam And Francisco Ramos Has Proof

    Francisco Ramos ("This Fool") joins Lara to explain how sleeping over at your partner's place is not like marriage, why tall guys aren't all that, the best way to learn a new language, and how English is the most woke language. They help listeners with online dates that use misleading photos and how to avoid getting screwed over by your boss.
    CHAPTERS:
    00:00 - Coming Up 00:58 - Francisco Ramos!08:36 - Marriage v Spending the Night17:30 - Call 1: Bald Catfish36:04 - Call 2: My Boss Sabotaged Me!49:15 - Thanks & Plugs
    LINKS!
    Francisco Ramos: https://franciscoeramos.com/Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/
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    ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"
    Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

    • 49 min
    You Can’t Sleep Over at Dan Donohue’s

    You Can’t Sleep Over at Dan Donohue’s

    Something weird is in the air... a fly sneaks into the studio behind Dan Donohoe and we try to kill one of them. He and Lara offer the best excuses for missing out on work, how to know when you're following someone else’s dream, explain how the worst things in life can be the best thing for a comedian, and why ferrets are illegal in some states. We also learn a younger Dan failed to save his parents' marriage and Lara survived a panic attack on a plane. Dan says men can’t handle heightened emotions and Lara believes men mess with women’s emotions. Dan regrets the name of his podcast, "Danswers," and he dedicates this episode to the "filthy babies" out there.
    CHAPTERS:
    00:00 - Coming Up 01:52 - Dan Donohoe!03:27 - The Fly06:00 - Men Suck at Emotions23:33 - Call 1: Save My Parents Marriage!32:05 - Call 2: Aspiring Comic Needs Excuses To Get Out of Work 45:22 - Call 3: Want A Unique Pet49:40 - Thanks & Plugs
    LINKS!
    Dan Donohoe: https://www.instagram.com › notbaddanDanswers Podcast: https://podcasts.apple.com › podcast › danswers-with-...Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/
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    Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadvice
    NEED UNSOUND ADVICE? lara@unsoundadvicepod.com
    ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"
    Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

    • 50 min
    Shapell Lacey Was An Angry Cheerleader

    Shapell Lacey Was An Angry Cheerleader

    Shapel Lacey is 9 years sober and is finally ready to own up to peeing in his friend's closet. He also shows how to manage anger, forgive an abusive parent, why you shouldn't hang out with crusties, how alcohol -- playing Edward 40 Hands, especially -- can get in the way of fixing your other problems, and why we're all children. We're just happy this was the first podcast where he smiled the entire time... and Jeff, Shapel is sorry about the closet and hopes you forgive him.
    CHAPTERS:
    00:00 - Coming Up 01:28 - Shapel Lacey!13:00 - Crusties + Southern Comfort16:57 - Edward 40 Hands23:43 - Losing Friends Over a Botched Dinner Order27:00 - The Angry Cheerleader30:00 - Call 1: Sketchy Neighbor49:25 - Thanks & Plugs
    LINKS!
    Shapel Lacey: http://www.shapellacey.com/Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/
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    Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadvice
    NEED UNSOUND ADVICE? lara@unsoundadvicepod.com
    ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"
    Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

    • 50 min
    Craig Conant Fights The Devil on Ayahuasca

    Craig Conant Fights The Devil on Ayahuasca

    Craig Conant has fought the devil in the multiverse and he's back to bring Lara with him, but she's not so sure if it's safe for her. Craig also shares how ayahuasca is better than pharmaceuticals at beating some of your nastiest demons, plus he brings some choice words for Hollywood CEOs and he and Lara motivate a listener on giving the Maid of Honor speech at her sister's wedding.
    CHAPTERS:
    00:00 - Coming Up 01:20 - Craig Conant!02:25 - More of Steph Tolev's Sexy Texts05:08 - Don't Bring a First Date to Your Job09:01 - Fighting Weed & Beating Porn10:18 - Intro to Ayahuasca14:49 - Question 1: Surviving The Hollywood Strikes16:55 - Riding Ayahuasca Into The Multiverse34:24 - Question 2: Fear of Public Speaking40:04 - Thanks & Plugs
    LINKS!
    Craig Conant: https://craigconant.com/Community Service:https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/community-service-with-craig-conant/id1441475405Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/
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    Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadvice
    NEED UNSOUND ADVICE? lara@unsoundadvicepod.com
    ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"
    Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

    • 41 min
    Reply to Steph Tolev's Tasty Tots

    Reply to Steph Tolev's Tasty Tots

    Lara is joined by her former "Slobs" co-host, Steph Tolev who explains what happens when you don't reply to a sexy pic, why she won't accept someone who is making amends, and why you should never put your relationship "on the grid." They both help a listener handle a friend who gets "white girl wasted," another being accused of being a racist, and one who wants to avoid getting sick on gross airplanes.
    CHAPTERS:
    00:00 Coming Up 01:12 - Steph Tolev!05:20 - The Best Parenting Advice17:00 - Question 1: White Girl Drunk28:23 - Question 2: Racist Co-Worker?36:53 - Question 3: Airplanes Are Gross!45:16 - Thanks & Plugs
    LINKS!
    Steph Tolev: https://stephtolev.komi.io/Steph Infection Podcast: https://stephtolev.komi.io/#ad97eefa-a101-43e3-a4e4-da9bb472fd47Jett Road Studios: https://www.jettroadstudios.com/
    FOLLOW "UNSOUND ADVICE"
    Subscribe to the Podcast: https://unsoundadvicepod.com/Twitter: https://twitter.com/unsoundadviceLB/Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/unsoundadvice/TikTok: https://www.tiktok.com/@unsoundadvice
    NEED UNSOUND ADVICE? lara@unsoundadvicepod.com
    ABOUT " UNSOUND ADVICE"
    Comedian LARA BEITZ ("bites") hosts "UNSOUND ADVICE," the new series that offers you help from someone who's been a member of numerous 12-step programs for issues including substance abuse, relationship issues, finances, eating disorders and what she terms "family stuff." After putting in the work to turn her life around, her fellow comedians began seeking her advice. Now, she and her friends are opening up their circle to offer advice they have no business giving on how to tackle some of life's most daunting challenges and funniest conundrums.

    • 45 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
26 Ratings

26 Ratings

Rocky_xo ,

Mansplain

Love the pod but the last guy mansplaining to Lara about HER relationship and dating style was hard to listen to. Lara, you know what you’re doing. This dude is married and hasn’t even been out in the wild/dating for god knows how long. What an annoying know it all he was …esp with the condescending whisper talk. Nope.

Laurenschurr ,

👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Everyone has a podcast and most aren’t worth listening to but THIS ONE IS. Lara brings great guests AND is funny AND gives legit good advice.

Alix229 ,

A relaxing listen

I’m really enjoying this show! Lara discusses topics thoughtfully and without judgement. I like the variety of calls as well, from serious to lighthearted and funny. Looking forward to more episodes!

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