V N APE

Michael Velasco x TheModernApe

5.0 (5)
SOCIETY & CULTURE
UPDATED WEEKLY

A local musician & failed intellectual walk into a bar…

JAN 18

EPISODE 102 | "Jury Duty"

Welcome to another episode of V N APE! On this one the boys go right into it & end up discussing: the power of lust, an Ice agent who killed a U.S citizen (Renee Good) and whether the shooting was justified or not, Trump capturing Maduro & how this will affect the future, how APE flexed his way out of jury duty by being funny, & wrap it up with Elon's idea of peak party entertainment by having Grok insult us severely + much more! Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapePODCAST Ask Us ANYTHING!

1h 40m
12/17/2025

EPISODE 101 | "What If You Could Only Bust Once?!"

LIVE from V's new music studio, the boys are back to dissect culture, conspiracy, & the absurd! Naturally, V N APE end up discussing: Stanley Kubrick’s ambiguous cinematic intentions, a hypothetical world where men can biologically ejaculate only once & how that single limitation would reshape society. They then break down Gooners, No-Fap, and Semen Retention & explain how each community differs and where they overlap, Socrates’ “Know Nothing” paradox, + so much more! HAPPY HOLIDAYS!!!!! Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapePODCAST Ask Us ANYTHING!

1h 23m
10/27/2025

EPISODE 100 | "Debate/Discussion w/ A Far Right Nationalist" (Feat. Ale)

EPISODE 100 IS HERE! Thank you to everyone who's joined us along the way — the journey continues! For this landmark episode of V N APE, the boys welcome first-time guest Ale, a Cuban-American mechanic with bold opinions and a lot to say! Together they discuss/debate: Trump, Homogenous Societies, Christian Nationalism, WWII & Hitler, Mass Immigration & Multiculturalism, Dictatorships + so much more! Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapePODCAST Ask Us ANYTHING!

2h 1m
10/08/2025

EPISODE 99 | "Okeechobee: Hialeah's Red Light District" (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)

The boys spent most of their studio session working on music but decided to squeeze in a quick pod before wrapping up! They kick things off talking about the passing of Tupac's grandmother and how people are praising Cuba for sheltering her from U.S authorities. We then speak on: God being a little insecure, New York mayoral candidate Mundami promises to decriminalize prostitution which leads to a deeper discussion about how that could impact society. Trump claiming Tylenol is linked to autism and his amazing take on why Cuba doesn't have many cases of it, & close it out with a nod to Okeechobee, Hialeah's very own red-light district! Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapePODCAST Ask Us ANYTHING!

48 min
09/03/2025

EPISODE 98 | "Lake Titicaca" (Feat. J-Starz)

The boys are back with V's big bro J-Starz! Strap in, because this ones all over the place. We start off with the wild news about Hulk Hogan passing away, then talk about why some women with Down syndrome are actually kind of baddies. We break down what "gunning" means in jail, speak on the unique tranny culture of French Polynesia, roast Will Smith's latest attempt at music, and explain to Jay what "Gooning" is! To top it off, we end up learning about the legendary waters of Lake Titicaca + so much more! Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapePODCAST Ask Us ANYTHING!

1h 41m
08/12/2025

EPISODE 97 | "Down With The Syndrome" (Feat. Kevin From Heaven)

V N APE R BACK!!! & It's another unfiltered ride with the boys as they tackle everything from hooking up with women who have Down syndrome, to V's wild Uber passenger story that takes an unexpected turn. V comes with a hot take regarding Brown vs. Pink P***y, revisit their most embarrassing moments, talk Trump's 180 on the Epstein list, and David Icke's reptilian theories, + so much more! Follow us on X: https://x.com/vnapePODCAST Ask Us ANYTHING!

53 min
07/08/2025

EPISODE 96 | "Long Live Leo"

On this episode of V N APE, the boys pay tribute to their late friend Leo-REST IN PEACE, brother! They then dive into the rise and fall of digital villain Gypsy Crusader, gym bros taking steroids and the effects, unpack the mysteries of Project Blue Beam and William Cooper's theories on it, debate whether Alex Jones is "woke right" and celebrate the timeless beauty of an ebony queen in a story V tells + so much more! Chaos, comedy and conspiracies-business as usual! RIP LEO! Follow us on X: https://twitter.com/vnapePODCAST Follow us on IG: https://instagram.com/vnapepodcast Ask Us ANYTHING!

1h 43m
06/20/2025

EPISODE 95 | "Birth Of A Cuck"

V N APE IN THE HOUSE!!!!!! In this episode, the boys dive into L. Ron Hubbard's wild views on the mentally ill & disabled (3:09), an Australian billionaire's push for drug-fueled "Enhanced Games", and a bizarre ad V saw offering $15 for every Jewish podcast you listen to (35:45). They also get into Kash Patels claim that Epstein actually killed himself (38:04), Joe Rogan going to church, and a theory on how most Cucks were probably born-starting with a cigar and a cheating partner (56:49) + so much more! 5 more and we hit 100 EP! Thank you to everyone who's ever listened!! Follow us on X & Instagram: @VNAPEpodcast Ask Us ANYTHING!

1h 6m

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A local musician & failed intellectual walk into a bar…

Creator

Michael Velasco x TheModernApe
Years Active

2021 - 2026
Episodes

101
Rating

Explicit
Copyright

© 2026 V N APE
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