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Doing things for Memorial Day. Eating an entire bag of edibles. Nothing happens when I drink the gas. No urge to vomit. I accidentally drank all the gas. Figuring out how to do a bribe with money under the table … Continue reading →

Not finding enough metal in the food. Checking attitudes. Attitude check. Attitude level. Extra layer. There is a guy out there Googling for things in the parking lot. A lot of people are eating in their cars. Somebody might work … Continue reading →

A good bathroom for hiding. Hiding from the police in the bathroom. Covering human scent with gas. Killing hornets at the pump. Buying gas to kill bugs and it is not working on the ants. Gas made the ants really … Continue reading →

Common ways to get a car stolen. Trying to get my car stolen. The next step after the car is stolen. We do not need to find my car. Tell us what track you are on. I want to drop … Continue reading →

Apologizing for using AI on people. Run the computer program on you. This bell keeps ringing in the room. Tell me what the bell means. Flooded basement bell. Looked like I had too many energy drinks. Drink energy drink in … Continue reading →

In charge of the curbs outside. Maximum number of bicycles that can fit in a room. A bike for every hotel guest. Fill the room back up before I am done. No front desk. Nose glue. Need to use a … Continue reading →