We Are Not Friends

Priscillla Ornelas
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  • SOCIETY & CULTURE
  • UPDATED WEEKLY

"We Are Not Friends is what she says... but here we are, talking every week like we didn’t just argue over who ate the last bag of Hot Cheetos." -Lyla Hosted by a millennial mom Priscilla who had her daughter at 18 (yep, do the math) and said daughter Lyla who’s now 19 and convinced she knows everything — this podcast is a chaotic blend of real talk, side-eyes, and generational drama served with a heavy pour of humor. We tackle pop culture, life lessons, dumb decisions (past and present), and the occasional "I told you so." It’s like FaceTiming your unfiltered besties... if one of them gave birth to the other.

Episodes

  1. 07/07/2025

    When Your Daughter Ghosts You In Real Life

    After a two-month hiatus, Priscilla and Lyla are back on We Are Not Friends and they're finally talking about what really happened. Lyla moved out. Priscilla didn’t take it well. And let’s just say... things got tense. In this episode, we spill the chisme on the fight that took us off the mic, the real reason Lyla packed up, and how we’re navigating the whole “grown daughter, still dramatic mom” era. Spoiler: One of us cried. The other one pretended not to care. Can you guess who? 👀

    23 min

  2. 04/10/2025

    Other People Are Main Characters? That's Overwhelming...

    Lyla wants a tattoo. Priscilla says hell no. So naturally, Lyla rather couch surf with a tattoo then live at home without one. We also spiral from smelly Doc Martens brick sandals and Bumpits (yes, the ‘00s plastic hair bump tool) to Y2K panic, Target return meltdowns, and whether five-over-the-speed-limit is actually a law or just something Gen Z made up. Also, is it a canon event to lie to your mom about grades? And just when you least expect it, the 19 year old has an existential crisis..

    19 min

  3. 03/25/2025

    You Cannot Have An Only Fans With Our Dog

    In this episode, Lyla pitches an OnlyFans with her and our family dog while Priscilla questions all her parenting choices. We dig into chaotic childhood memories, including the time Lyla was convinced she had a long-lost sibling named Mango, and Priscilla recounts the savage Beanie Baby brawls of the '90s. Oh, and did we mention the sex workshop? Yeah, it was... interesting..

    26 min

  4. 03/21/2025

    Did You Almost Buy A Crack Spoon??

    We’re back, baby! In episode two of We Are Not Friends, your favorite millennial mom and Gen Z daughter are talking over each other slightly less and unpacking even more chaos. This week, we almost accidentally bought drug paraphernalia at a family-friendly festival , we break down the Monica Lewinsky scandal for the Gen Z girlies, Parenting an adult child with curfews (because 19 is not grown if you’re under her roof),Chore charts, nanny cams, and why boys still can’t hang out in the bedroom, Birthday plans: One of us chose Disneyland. The other chose underage drinking and teen motherhood. Balance, Whether trauma-bonded Disney adults are a real thing (they are).It’s real, it’s ridiculous, it’s relatable. We’re not friends — but we are funny.

    18 min

  5. 03/21/2025

    You Would Really Put Me In Jail?

    In our debut episode, meet your new favorite mother-daughter duo: Priscilla (the millennial mom who had her daughter at 18) and Lyla (the 19-year-old Gen Z savage). We dive into what inspired We Are Not Friends—aka why this is not your average cozy mom-daughter bond. We get real about teen motherhood, overprotective parenting, growing up together (literally), and how healing looks very different the second time around. Oh, and we spiral into:Body image across generations (shoutout to our Gen Z queens)Why Chris Pratt’s “long butt crack” story is a crime against earsHow Alabama Barker is beefing with Bad Baby (yes, we picked sides)And whether Lyla would send her mom to jail for $3 million (spoiler: it’s giving betrayal)This is love, chaos, and generational trauma—but add a little spice!

    19 min
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About

"We Are Not Friends is what she says... but here we are, talking every week like we didn’t just argue over who ate the last bag of Hot Cheetos." -Lyla Hosted by a millennial mom Priscilla who had her daughter at 18 (yep, do the math) and said daughter Lyla who’s now 19 and convinced she knows everything — this podcast is a chaotic blend of real talk, side-eyes, and generational drama served with a heavy pour of humor. We tackle pop culture, life lessons, dumb decisions (past and present), and the occasional "I told you so." It’s like FaceTiming your unfiltered besties... if one of them gave birth to the other.

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  • Creator
    Priscillla Ornelas
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    5
  • Rating
    Clean
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    © Copyright Priscillla Ornelas
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