56 episodes

Mike and Chris may not have gotten a rose, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be part of Bachelor Nation.

This is a recap podcast covering The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, and any other worthwhile relationship reality show we agree to talk about.

Mike Carrozza is in the French-Canadian East and Chris Mejia is in the Pacific Northwest, but nothing can keep these two comedians from talking about the wildest moments of these shows.

We Didn't Get a Rose with Mike Carrozza and Chris Mejia Mike Carrozza and Chris Mejia

    • TV & Film
    • 5.0 • 8 Ratings

Mike and Chris may not have gotten a rose, but that doesn’t mean they can’t be part of Bachelor Nation.

This is a recap podcast covering The Bachelor, The Bachelorette, Bachelor in Paradise, and any other worthwhile relationship reality show we agree to talk about.

Mike Carrozza is in the French-Canadian East and Chris Mejia is in the Pacific Northwest, but nothing can keep these two comedians from talking about the wildest moments of these shows.

    Bachelorettes - Logan, Come On, Man... with Kelly Johns and James O'Hara

    Bachelorettes - Logan, Come On, Man... with Kelly Johns and James O'Hara

    The boys are back with fantastic guests Kelly Johns and James O’Hara.
    We talk about Logan’s flip flopping and all the dates this episode.

    Check out Kelly @KellJohns on IG and kellyjohnsofficial on TikTok and YouTube.
    Check out James @JamesOHaraAF and his new album coming out September 16th called I Love You and I am Tired on Howl & Roar records.
    @wedidntgetarose on Twitter and Instagram
    Linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
    Linktr.ee/mikecarrozza

    Bachelorettes - #NotAllChrises with Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives and Jaws of Love

    Bachelorettes - #NotAllChrises with Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives and Jaws of Love

    The boys are back and this time are joined by Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives and Jaws of Love.
    They discuss the opening group date where contestants bared all, Rachel and Gabby’s respective one on one dates, and of course the stupidity that is Chris (the guy on the show, not Mejia).
    Check out our comedy and music!
    http://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza
    http://linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
    @KelceyAyer
    Local Natives and Jaws of Love are dropping new music soon!

    BacheloretteS Season 19 Gabby and Rachel - Two Girls One Show with Elliott GB

    BacheloretteS Season 19 Gabby and Rachel - Two Girls One Show with Elliott GB

    The boys are back!
    Elliott GB (@grentraddish) joins Mike and Chris to talk about this history making season.
    Two Bachelorettes! Roby the Magician! Twins!
    It all happens here!
    linktr.ee/mikecarrozza
    linktr.ee/chrismejiacomedy
    @wedidntgetarose on Twitter and IG

    WRAP IT UP, CLAYTON with Tamara Shevon and Elliott G-B

    WRAP IT UP, CLAYTON with Tamara Shevon and Elliott G-B

    FINALLY
    It’s over!
    Mike and Chris are joined by returning guests Tamara Shevon and Elliott G-B.
    We’re all over the place on this one but the honest truth is we’re thankful to be release from the prison that was this season.
    We’ll be back when the shows are back! Follow us at @wedidntgetarose
    Elliott - @grentraddish
    Tamara - @teemair
    Chris - @tophermejia
    Mike - @mikecarrozza

    Love you!

    A Fantasy Tell All with Austin Huff and Chelsea Larkin

    A Fantasy Tell All with Austin Huff and Chelsea Larkin

    ***Sorry for Mike’s s****y mic quality! The wrong mic recorded!***
    This week, our sweet Chris Mejia is not in, but we have great guests for cover the Tell All and Fantasy Suites.
    Returning for the first time in a long time, Chelsea Larkin (@chelslark on IG and TikTok) and first timer Austin Huff (@austinhuff and @korkedbats) join Mike to chat about the loud and ridiculous Tell All as well as the boring but out with a bang (or bangs) Fantasy Suites!
    @mikecarrozza
    @tophermejia
    @wedidntgetarose

    The Bachelor's Donda 2 with Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives and Jaws of Love.

    The Bachelor's Donda 2 with Kelcey Ayer of Local Natives and Jaws of Love.

    The boys are joined by sweet angel Kelcey Ayer once again! You know him from past episodes of this podcast and of course bands Local Natives and Jaws of Love.
    @kelceyayer and check out his LA comedy show Human Soup with Hunk Mike Bridenstine! (All three of the boys have appeared on the podcast Hunk with Mike Bridenstine!)
    @tophermejia http://linktr.ee/tophermejia
    @mikecarrozza http://linktr.ee/mikecarrozza
    @wedidntgetarose

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
8 Ratings

8 Ratings

vincentseamus ,

Been looking for a show like this!

I have a love/hate relationship with the franchise itself, but bachelor recap podcasts are pure joy. My old favorite recap show doesn’t exist anymore and there has been a void in my heart since that i’ve been trying to fill. I came here to listen to the episode with guest Ify Nwadiwe and after finishing that episode i knew i had to binge through all the other episodes immediately. It’s exactly what I needed. Both hosts are wonderful and hilarious, y’all truly deserved a rose from Lisa. Thanks for making this show and I can’t wait to hear more!

Coffeeappreview ,

Podcast maybe even better than the show

I haven’t watched the Bachelor in over ten years and when I heard this podcast was starting I started back up I decided to give it another go. I have been looking forward to these episodes every week and feel like I am mainly watching the show just to then understand all the references in the podcast. Mike and Chris are so fun and I have loved all their guests. Love relistening the podcasts as funny background when I am commuting or working around the house. Thanks for the fun distraction from everything going on the world ☺️

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