We Write Weird Shit

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Jake and Jon (and sometimes other people) make each other read original fiction based on suggestions by listeners

  1. 08/03/2016

    Distended Butt Bandits - Episode 17 Season 1.5

    Distended Butt Bandits - Episode 17 Season 1.5 Bet you thought Season 2 would be starting by now. PSYCH! We have another bonus episode first, wherein we decide to talk more about Writing and Weird Shit and less about Comic Book TV Adaptations. In that spirit, we discuss a local hero's petition to fight Donald Trump's son, then we chat about our experience with outlines when writing. Then we read Thom's story about mind-control dye and distended butt bandits, complete with original accompanying songs! Next time: Season 2 starts. Maybe. LINX: Thom's other music: http://thomalan.bandcamp.com/ Trump fight petition: https://www.change.org/p/everybody-get-eric-trump-to-fight-me Beat Sheets: http://jamigold.com/for-writers/worksheets-for-writers/ Snowflake method: http://www.advancedfictionwriting.com/articles/snowflake-method/

  2. 06/01/2016

    Marcie and Me - Episode 16 Season 1.5

    Marcie and Me - Episode 16 Season 1.5 In this, the 16th episode of We Write Weird Shit, Jake and Jon talk about Captain America being Hydra (spoiler alert!), the pitiful performance of X-Men: Apocalypse, and the feats and flaws of Game of Thrones. Also, Patrick Stewart is dead. RIP :( Then we read Betty Rocksteady's story about a hairless spidercat and the zombie kama sutra! Next episode is another guest episode! Links mentioned this episode: http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/features/135440-x-men-apocalypse-review.html https://youtu.be/AGGEymAXD7s https://youtu.be/9GqNJwOwmCk

  3. 05/18/2016

    The Pit - Episode 15 Season 1.5

    The Pit - Episode 15 Season 1.5 This is the second episode of We Write Weird Shit bonus season! We talk about our new website, our new store, our new Patreon, how Jon is a nerd failure who hasn't seen Deadpool yet, how Picard would make a great neo-Nazi, and how Jake has a real life publisher now! Then Jake reads guest writer Rob Goyette's story based on suggestions Matt Debour and an atomic c**k rocket suggested by Jake and Jon. Join us next episode where we read a story by guest writer Cody Lee based on our suggestions Twilight Vampire Till Lindemann and a laser pig. Links mentioned this episode: https://youtu.be/_qIRtFE6aIc https://www.facebook.com/BlueDecoPublishing/

  4. 04/27/2016

    The Angry Amish: A Coffee Table Book - Episode 14 Season 1.5

    The Angry Amish: A Coffee Table Book - Episode 14 Season 1.5 Welcome to the first bonus episode of We Write Weird Shit after Season 1 but before Season 2! What's so special you inquire? I'm glad you asked! Justin K. Day of Random Transmissions has written the story for this episode, based on suggestions provided by Jake and Jon! Those suggestions were: A gluten-free tape worm and Inverse cat-dog. But before that, we chat about Prince's death, the many other deaths of 2016, Hollywood whitewashing, and the rapture. Next episode: we read Rob's story about Matt Debour and an Atomic c**k rocket suggested by Jake and Jon. Links: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/random-transmissions/id1072215335?mt=2 https://www.yahoo.com/music/behind-those-corporate-prince-tributes-1416047763521590.html http://www.weregeek.com/2016/04/21/ https://youtu.be/GrXe8YDbzYs

  5. 04/13/2016

    Hell's Belles - Episode 13 Season 1

    Hell's Belles - Episode 13 Season 1 Welcome to the lucky 13th episode of We Write Weird Shit! In this episode we talk about Star Wars: Rogue One, Krampus, how f*****g great Archer Season 6 is, how neither of us actually watch the Walking Dead, and announce that we will be publishing all our stories from season one as an eBook! Then Jake reads Jon's story about having a baby in Hell and JFK, suggested by Jake. Next week Jon reads Special Guest Justin Day of Random Transmissions’ story about a gluten-free tape worm and inverse catdog, as suggested by Jake and Jon combined! Links mentioned in this episode: http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/staff/6481-jonjames.html http://www.worldweaverpress.com/store/p63/Krampusnacht%3A_Twelve_Nights_of_Krampus.html http://smile.amazon.com/Archer-Season-6/dp/B00R3O2D8I?sa-no-redirect=1 https://youtu.be/Wji-BZ0oCwg

  6. 03/30/2016

    Katie's Letter - Episode 12 Season 1

    Katie's Letter - Episode 12 Season 1 Welcome the the entire week late because Jake had to work and Jon got sick 12th episode of We Write Weird Shit! In this episode, we talk pretty much exclusively about Batman V Superman and Daredevil Season 2. If you haven't seen those yet, keep your clickers ready to jump ahead, because there be spoilers here! Then Jon reads Jake's story "about" Dragons and To Kill A Mockingbird suggested by Jon. Next week, the last episode of season 1, Jake reads Jon's story about delivering a baby in Hell and assassinating JFK because he was about to reveal that the moon landing was faked. Links mentioned in this episode: http://www.theguardian.com/film/2016/mar/25/review-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice http://www.denofgeek.com/tv/daredevil/39472/daredevil-season-2-examining-jon-bernthals-punisher http://marvel.wikia.com/wiki/Elektra_Natchios_(Earth-616) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gw_o7XUX3fg https://www.facebook.com/events/1063371530394491/

  7. 03/16/2016

    Apocalysaurus - Episode 11 Season 1

    Apocalysaurus - Episode 11 Season 1 Holy shit it's episode 11 of We Write Weird Shit! The episode where you can barely hear Jon because of magical disappearing source files! In this episode, we discuss Spider-Man's terrible costume in Captain America: Civil War, the nightmare that is DC's reboot of Hanna Barbera cartoons in comic form, and whether we can say C**t on the air if it's the title of a book. Then Jake reads Jon's story about a dinosaur apocalypse suggested by Cody. Next week... Jon reads Jake's story about a dragon and To Kill a Mockingbird suggested by Jon! MUAHAHAHA! Links mentioned in this episode: http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/news/134747-belligerent-dc-comics-unleashes-hanna-barbera-reboot-variant-covers-on-defenseless-public.html http://www.amazon.com/C**t-Declaration-Independence-Expanded-Updated/dp/1580050751/ http://www.jonjameswrites.com/p/do-gyndroids-dream-of-electric-dicks.html https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dKrVegVI0Us http://www.cinemablend.com/new/Why-Suicide-Squad-Had-Bring-An-Set-Therapist-72293.html

  8. 03/09/2016

    F*****g Wally - Episode 10 Season 1

    F*****g Wally - Episode 10 Season 1 In Episode 10 of We Write Weird Shit, Jake and Jon talk about the human shitsack that is Donald Trump, who they would reject to write their autobiographies, and how Jake still lives in a magical fairy land where Batman V Superman has a chance of actually being good. If you have any suggestions for stories, or questions you would like Jake and Jon to discuss, post them in the comments! Then Jon reads Jake's story about an Ant Roommate and a muffin store suggested by Kim. Next week Jake reads Jon's story about a dinosaur apocalypse suggested by Cody. Links mentioned this episode: http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/reviews/134685-the-disobedience-wolves-can-bite-me-leaving-megalopolis-surviving-megalopolis-3-2.html http://www.theouthousers.com/index.php/reviews/134681-harder-better-faster-stronger-dirk-gentlys-holistic-detective-agency-a-spoon-too-short-2.html http://aswynn.com/ http://nerdist.com/two-more-heroes-confirmed-for-batman-v-superman-dawn-of-justice/

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