Weed Between the Lines

Samantha Kumke

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Where the giggles meet the grey area. Join Sam for a high-spirited blend of real talk, gardening hijinks, and stoner chats that bloom in unexpected places. Whether you’re digging in the soil or just rolling one up, this is your cozy corner for laughter, laid-back vibes, and those “wait, what?” moments that only happen between the lines.

11/19/2025

Danksgiving Preroll - The Cousin Walk Chronics

Take a stroll with Sam in this Danksgiving appetizer episode! We’re talking Cousin Walks, sativa vs. indica holiday pairings, and the munchies that make Thanksgiving magic. Funny, cozy, and a little too relatable. 💨🦃

17 min
10/31/2025

The Episode That Almost Didn't Happen!

This episode fought to get made...from disappearing guests to cursed audio files, it’s been chaos behind the scenes 😅 So instead of the full Halloween party, Sam’s closing spooky season with a chaotic episode: part party wrap-up, part mental health check-in, and part ghost story to smoke a blunt with. Tune in for a mix of campy fun, a touch of eerie storytelling, and some real talk about how even our own minds can feel like monsters sometimes. 🎧 New episodes are switching to a biweekly schedule starting next month, more time for creativity, balance, and brewing up even better chaos for you. 💀 Stay spooky, stay soft, and never answer the midnight knock.

34 min
10/17/2025

Munchies & Monsters: The Ultimate Stoner Movie Night 🎃💨

This week, we’re lighting up and settling in for a spooky movie marathon in the Stoned Witch’s Kitchen! 👻 From classic creepers to high-society horror, Sam’s serving up the perfect munchie pairings for every fright-night flick...yes, even a full-on Harry Potter marathon. 🪄✨ So grab your snacks, pack your bowl, and dim those lights, it’s time to get stoned, get cozy, and figure out which horror movie pairs best with a bag of Funyuns. Spoiler: all of them. 😏 💨 Weed Between the Lines — where the vibes are high and the candy stash is always suspiciously low.

41 min
10/10/2025

The Cozy Coven Sesh! Week one of Hallo-Weed!

Grab your blanket, pack your bowl, and settle in for a witchy little escape. In this first episode of our Halloween mini-series, Sam guides you through a cozy, magical sesh full of stoner-friendly self-care, potion pairings, and a little Weed Tarot wisdom, featuring The Hierophant reversed (a.k.a. permission to break the rules and trust your own vibe) Laugh, relax, and vibe with us as we prep your energy for next week’s chaotic Halloween party!! That means snacks, costumes, and spooky fun included. Perfect for anyone looking for a mellow, magical way to kick off spooky season.

16 min
10/03/2025

How You Know You Married The Right One

Sit down with Sam and her husband for a super silly episode of Weed Between the lines! This week they dive into a few of their favorite embarrassing stories of their first five years together. Get ready for exploding pants, a trip to Mount Pee Pants, and find out why Sam smokes and doesn't drink... All that and more on this week's episode! Have your own stories or dad jokes for the show? Send us an email! weed.between.the.lines.podcast@gmail.com

38 min
09/27/2025

Tales From the Tiny Us

This week, we’re diving into Tales from Tiny Us, aka the chaotic highlight reel of little-me. From giving a full-blown Britney Spears performance at daycare (yes, choreography included) to sprinting through a summer storm convinced I could outrun lightning, tiny-me had zero chill. I even include a bonus story that might chip away at some of the 'why am I the way I am?' Laugh with me (and maybe at me) as we relive the embarrassing, dramatic, and ridiculous moments that shaped my tiny chaos. Plus, I want to hear your stories too, because we all have that one childhood memory that still makes us laugh until we cry.

20 min
09/19/2025

Would You Smoke With Bigfoot?!

Mermaids are real. Bigfoot won’t stop photobombing campers. Middle Earth is hiding under Antarctica. And aliens? They’ve already RSVP’d to Earth’s party. In this episode, I dive into four of the wildest conspiracy theories, complete with famous sightings, strange stories, and just enough side-eye to keep it fun. From grainy Bigfoot footage to UFOs that baffle the military, we’ll explore the mysteries that keep people asking: what if it’s true? Grab your tin foil hat (and maybe a snack), because this one gets weird.

23 min
09/12/2025

Are My Plants Talking $hit?

Are your houseplants secretly talking behind your back? 🌱 In this episode, I dive into the fascinating ways plants communicate with each other (and maybe even with us). Plus, I share the wild story of the legendary pregnancy plant that shows how deeply my love of plants happens to be rooted!

18 min
09/05/2025

Weed Between the Lines: The Stoner Games

Join us as we dive into a haze of hilarity with stoner games, ‘Would You Rather’ dilemmas, and all the tangents you didn’t know you needed. Expect laughs, chaos, and maybe a little smoke—figuratively… or not. 😉

19 min
08/29/2025

Weed Between the Lines: The Home Depot Period Panic

Host Sam launches the first full episode with a laid-back blend of dad jokes, candid confessions, and the show’s signature hazy vibe. Stories include a mortifying parenting moment in Home Depot, a wild night with a two-and-a-half-foot bong, a hot take about loving spiders, and a guest sesh on which celebrities they’d smoke with.

21 min
08/25/2025

Weed Between the Lines — Trailer: Garden, Giggles & a Roll

Join Sam for the debut episode of Weed Between the Lines — a laid-back mix of stoner stories, gardening chat, and easy laughs. Sam multitasks, shares mid-sesh conversations, and invites you into a no-judgment hangout where real talk and random rabbit holes meet. Grab a snack, roll one up, and come vibe along for light-hearted banter, a little life talk, and cozy good vibes. Stay hazy, stay happy, and meet us between the lines.

2 min

11 Episodes

Where the giggles meet the grey area. Join Sam for a high-spirited blend of real talk, gardening hijinks, and stoner chats that bloom in unexpected places. Whether you’re digging in the soil or just rolling one up, this is your cozy corner for laughter, laid-back vibes, and those “wait, what?” moments that only happen between the lines.

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Samantha Kumke
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2K
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11
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