Welcome To The Suburbs

Greg Phelps and Andy Symons Theme song "Let's Hunt" courtesy of Jimi Ryser
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Ride along in this funny podcast with two great friends on a road trip through life as they navigate ridiculous detours, side trips and pop culture experiences. Their humor and undeniable chemistry comes from a two decade friendship, infused with Greg’s experience as a touring comic and sketch comedy writer and Andy’s career as an audio engineer for acts as diverse as John Mellencamp, Aerosmith, and Bob and Tom. Laughter suppled, snacks not included. Theme song "Let's Hunt" courtesy of Jimi Ryser 

  1. S 4 EP 85: Family Drama, Generational Stereotypes, Dentist Disasters & Small Business Wins

    APR 20

    S 4 EP 85: Family Drama, Generational Stereotypes, Dentist Disasters & Small Business Wins

    In this episode of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg dive into a wide-ranging, hilarious conversation that blends real-life frustrations, generational insights, and everyday suburban chaos. Greg shares a surprising reconnection with a complicated friend—exploring boundaries, emotional baggage, and what happens when old friendships resurface. The guys unpack generational labels—from Baby Boomers to Gen Alpha—and question whether any of them actually hold up in real life. Andy brings the pain with a dentist visit gone wrong, proving once again that even routine appointments can spiral into unexpected misery. Meanwhile, Greg provides updates on “Jenny on the Spot” and the growing visibility of Mint Aesthetics, highlighting the unpredictable wins (and headaches) of running a small business in today’s world. From inheritance shenanigans to youth sports intensity, this episode is packed with sharp observations, relatable moments, and the kind of humor that defines suburban life. If you’ve ever dealt with family tension, questioned generational stereotypes, or just tried to get through a dental appointment in one piece—this one’s for you.  New episodes drop bi weekly—subscribe, share, and help spread the laughter. www.suburbspodcast.com

    22 min
  2. S 4: Ep 84: Fired by My Wife, Elevator Chaos, and Lake Wars | Welcome to the Suburbs

    APR 6

    S 4: Ep 84: Fired by My Wife, Elevator Chaos, and Lake Wars | Welcome to the Suburbs

    Spring has officially arrived—and so has another wildly relatable, laugh-out-loud episode of Welcome to the Suburbs with Andy and Greg. In Season 4, Episode 84, Greg shares the moment he got “fired” as the marketing director of Keely’s aesthetics business (yes, really). What starts as a business conversation quickly turns into a hilarious look at partnerships, communication, and knowing your lane. From there, the episode takes a turn into classic suburban storytelling: A chaotic Florida condo check-in involving confusing elevator instructions and tech gone wrongObservations on vacation culture (including “Satan’s elevator” and stair-loving traditionalists)The ongoing saga of Jenny and a water leak at Ripple Avenue SuitesParenting flashbacks, baby-proofing battles, and the reality of generational differencesAnd a deep dive into lake life politics—wake surfing, massive waves, and the fight to reclaim peace on the waterIt’s funny, observational, and full of those “only in real life” moments that define suburban living. Whether you’re a homeowner, a traveler, or just someone trying to make sense of modern life, this episode delivers humor, perspective, and a few well-earned rants along the way. www.suburbspodcast.com

    21 min
  3. S 4 EP: 83 Daylight Saving Confusion, Restaurant Fails & Travel Chaos: Life in the Suburbs

    MAR 23

    S 4 EP: 83 Daylight Saving Confusion, Restaurant Fails & Travel Chaos: Life in the Suburbs

    What happens when daylight saving time hits, AI blurs reality, and a simple dinner turns into a full-blown suburban saga? In this episode of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg dive into the everyday moments that somehow spiral into unforgettable stories—from a mistaken credit card situation that feels like a crime scene interrogation, to a steakhouse disaster that ends in a “butterflied” filet and a comped meal. Along the way, they unpack: The growing confusion around AI, fake news, and social mediaWhy everyday errands (like getting gas) aren’t as simple as they used to beTravel chaos on the road back from Florida—including a GPS detour through questionable territoryThe strange, hilarious reality of suburban life that no one talks about—but everyone experiencesIt’s relatable, off-the-cuff, and packed with the kind of storytelling that makes you laugh because… you’ve been there. If you’ve ever questioned humanity at a gas pump, been disappointed by a “nice” restaurant, or trusted your GPS a little too much—this episode is for you. www.suburbspodcast.com

    21 min
  4. S4 Ep 82: Creepy Uber Rides, Cold Fish & Chips, and a Free Merch Bag

    MAR 9

    S4 Ep 82: Creepy Uber Rides, Cold Fish & Chips, and a Free Merch Bag

    Greg and Andy are back with another round of suburban observations and stories that somehow spiral into the absurd. Andy shares highlights from his 18th Yes concert, including the surprising economics of concert merchandise and how a bag somehow ended up free.  From there the conversation drifts into a restaurant experience where the fish and chips arrived stone cold, awkward dining moments, and why sometimes the best meal of the night is the dessert you didn’t plan to order. The episode takes a strange turn when Greg’s Uber ride home becomes a soundtrack of true-crime murders blasting through the speakers while the driver completely ignores the passenger in the back seat. Along the way Greg and Andy talk about aging trucks, restaurant chaos, weird customer service moments, and the kinds of stories that only seem to happen in everyday suburban life. If you enjoy stories about concert nostalgia, awkward dining experiences, strange Uber rides, and the humor hidden in ordinary life, this episode is for you. www.suburbspodcast.com

    19 min
  5. S 4: EP 81: Ketchup Corn Casserole, Skyline Wars & a $200 Salmon

    FEB 23

    S 4: EP 81: Ketchup Corn Casserole, Skyline Wars & a $200 Salmon

    In this episode of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg tackle the great Midwestern food divide — Skyline Chili vs. real chili, cinnamon crimes, and the shocking discovery of ketchup corn casserole (yes, it exists). From bluegill jigs in the parking lot to a Ruth’s Chris dinner meltdown before a Paul McCartney concert, the night spirals into fired bartenders, dusty wine pours, carrot-tip “seasonal vegetables,” and a salmon so overcooked it belonged in a can. Meanwhile, Paul delivers a religious experience, the crowd stays seated like it’s the symphony, and a single Blackbird tears up the arena. Food fights. Concert etiquette. Merch lines that rival the Indy 500. Just another night in the suburbs. Subscribe and share — laughter is contagious. www.suburbspodcast.com

    22 min
  6. S4 EP:80 Train Documentaries, Speed Cameras, and the Price of Change

    FEB 9

    S4 EP:80 Train Documentaries, Speed Cameras, and the Price of Change

    Season 4 kicks off with Episode 80, and Andy and Greg ease back in the only way they know how—by talking allergies, aging, Florida anniversaries, train documentaries, and the slow creep of suburban surveillance. Greg returns from a trip to Florida where quality time with his parents includes steak dinners, retirement-level entertainment, and a multi-episode documentary about trains—somehow both boring and fascinating. From there, the conversation drifts (as it should) into questionable speed cameras, construction-zone ticket warnings, childhood run-ins with the law, and the lost art of making change—for tips, bribes, or beer money. Along the way, they unpack modern suburbia: AI-powered traffic enforcement, cruise control paranoia, turn signals left on for decades, and the quiet realization that everyone is always watching—but nobody is actually working on the road. It’s a laid-back, laugh-out-loud episode about growing older, slowing down (whether you want to or not), and navigating the strange rules of adult life—one train documentary and warning letter at a time. Subscribe, share, and remember: laughter is contagious. www.suburbspodcast.com

    20 min
  7. S3 EP 79: The Chocolate Cake Incident (and Other First-World Emergencies)

    JAN 26

    S3 EP 79: The Chocolate Cake Incident (and Other First-World Emergencies)

    In Season 3, Episode 79 of Welcome to the Suburbs, Andy and Greg tackle the kind of crises only suburban life can produce. It starts with a from-scratch chocolate cake, a counter-surfing dog named Geoffrey, and the harsh realization that you can’t really punish a dog — only yourself. From there, the conversation ricochets through sound bath meditation, middle-of-the-night consequences of poor dessert choices, and a heartfelt meditation on what dogs actually understand about love, routine, and timeouts. Along the way, Greg battles the Mayor’s Action Center over runaway recycling bins. Andy debates the emotional toll of changing 34 clocks. Yes, 34  two on the lawnmower. Greg breaks a key off in his front door (locking himself inside), and learns that apparently all of Pella’s replacement parts are controlled by one guy with a bad knee. It’s a classic Suburbs episode: funny, oddly philosophical, deeply relatable, and full of moments that make you stop and say, “Yep… that tracks.” www.suburbspodcast.com

    21 min
  8. S:3 EP: 78 ChatGPT vs. the Washing Machine, Semi-Permanent Guests & the Ultimate Picky Eaters Test | Welcome to the Suburbs S3 E78

    JAN 12

    S:3 EP: 78 ChatGPT vs. the Washing Machine, Semi-Permanent Guests & the Ultimate Picky Eaters Test | Welcome to the Suburbs S3 E78

    Welcome to Season 3, Episode 78 of Welcome to the Suburbs — and welcome to 2026. In this episode, Andy and Greg unravel the unexpected chaos of suburban life when a semi-permanent short-term guest turns into a full-blown mystery, a washing machine refuses to cooperate, and ChatGPT somehow becomes the most reliable appliance technician in the room. What starts as a broken washer spirals into candle-lit basements, awkward tenant encounters, appliance repair standoffs, and a surprisingly accurate AI diagnosis. Along the way, the guys reflect on gut instincts, landlord life, minimum wage debates, old jobs, magicians, and the strange confidence of people who absolutely should not be slamming washing machine lids. To wrap it all up, Andy puts Greg through the Ultimate Picky Eaters Test, revealing strong opinions about sardines, anchovies, tofu, grits, and what does—or absolutely does not—qualify as food. It’s a classic Welcome to the Suburbs episode: observational, unfiltered, funny, and rooted in the everyday absurdities that come with aging, homeownership, and trying to be reasonable adults in an unreasonable world.  Press play, laugh along, and remember: sometimes the smartest person in the room is ChatGPT. www.suburbspodcast.com

    20 min
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Ride along in this funny podcast with two great friends on a road trip through life as they navigate ridiculous detours, side trips and pop culture experiences. Their humor and undeniable chemistry comes from a two decade friendship, infused with Greg’s experience as a touring comic and sketch comedy writer and Andy’s career as an audio engineer for acts as diverse as John Mellencamp, Aerosmith, and Bob and Tom. Laughter suppled, snacks not included. Theme song "Let's Hunt" courtesy of Jimi Ryser 

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  • Creator
    Greg Phelps and Andy Symons Theme song "Let's Hunt" courtesy of Jimi Ryser
  • Years Active
    2023 - 2026
  • Episodes
    85
  • Rating
    Explicit
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    © 2026 Welcome To The Suburbs
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