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Beaumont, Paris, and Kevin lead you through the troubled wasteland of funkopops, disney adults, marvel movies, and bad opinions to the refreshing oasis of good opinions, firm convictions, mushy buffet-style ideology, and genuine camaraderie. Also just kidding if youre upset at anything or whatever.

Western Promises WesternPromises

    • Comedy
    • 4.7 • 51 Ratings

Beaumont, Paris, and Kevin lead you through the troubled wasteland of funkopops, disney adults, marvel movies, and bad opinions to the refreshing oasis of good opinions, firm convictions, mushy buffet-style ideology, and genuine camaraderie. Also just kidding if youre upset at anything or whatever.

    137 Darth Paul

    137 Darth Paul

    it gets better near the end of the episode i think






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    • 1 hr 18 min
    136 Getting Head to the second power

    136 Getting Head to the second power

    better late than clever

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    look here is the episode. no intro, joined by LITR. we talk two headed girl marriage, india pakistan relations, spermworld, israel palestine, red dead redemption 2



    listen to lifting in the ruins:https://open.spotify.com/show/3ffjUb7V8IJROheAj3HFtH?si=f32ee117d9d54eff


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    • 1 hr 28 min
    unlocked wpp031 Edward Gay Thumbs

    unlocked wpp031 Edward Gay Thumbs

    the impending eclipse f****d us up. got us all turned up and mixed around and goofed



    unlocking a bonus episode this week from our patreon at patreon.com/westernpromises


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    • 1 hr 11 min
    135 The Lightskin Carnival

    135 The Lightskin Carnival

    3 bonus episodes every 15 seconds? patreon.com/westernpromises



    we discuss the neurodivergent clown posse, kingcobrajfs and his GF, new inventions, subway performances, personal attacks, soup temperatures, straight culture, gay culture, clown culture, and what we can learn, regardless of what side of the aisle youre on, from the epic tale of Moses's bravery and faith.


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    • 1 hr 11 min
    134 New Ideas

    134 New Ideas

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    podcas late cuz my uh, my freaking family like got hit with like a rocket? yeah they got hit with a rocket and i was so sad about that happening to me that it gave me a uh, a fever

    so lemme get one of them extensions on the assignment

    my counselor told me that you have to give me extra time on podcasts

    so you can count it as late if you want but you will absolutely go to jail because of this. my cousin married a chick whose pops is a lawyer


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    • 1 hr 24 min
    133 DaBaby-gate

    133 DaBaby-gate

    support the show for 3,000 bonus episodes each day

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    listen to lifting in the ruins: https://open.spotify.com/show/3ffjUb7V8IJROheAj3HFtH?si=3415c6f7ae9c41c1

    we are joined by LITR to discuss gamergate 2.0, something important and worth it, trust me. we also play balatro, hold hands, and remember say his name aaron bushnell. also shaun king going muslim lmao.






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    • 1 hr 28 min

Customer Reviews

4.7 out of 5
51 Ratings

51 Ratings

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Sir ? I am sticking my screwdriver everywhere

Aggy Dood ,

friendship simulator

This will be sad about a lot of podcast food especially true for this one. getting to hang with the boys once a week makes me feel less lonely. and oh God am I lonely. so lonely sometimes I feel like nothing matters and I’m willing to do anything for a little bit of attention. even if it means something extreme. so all in all I guess I’m target market for the show.

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