144 episodes
Western Promises WesternPromises
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4.7 • 51 Ratings
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Beaumont, Paris, and Kevin lead you through the troubled wasteland of funkopops, disney adults, marvel movies, and bad opinions to the refreshing oasis of good opinions, firm convictions, mushy buffet-style ideology, and genuine camaraderie. Also just kidding if youre upset at anything or whatever.
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140 Ashkenazim in Paris
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woah, college is getting wild now. a bunch of tents and trash and disorder everywhere, what is this, los angeles? just playin. i hope everyone is safe and has a chance to stand up for what they believe in. for me, its installing the hot coffee mod on disney plus. its a little tricky to do but once you have it all configured you can unlock the secret Finding Dory sex mini game. its really sick actually, you get to play as dory and you can swim into the ocean and make love to whatever you want. if someone is good at computers please reach out and help
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139 Watchtower
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Tardigrades (/ˈtɑːrdɪɡreɪdz/),[1] known colloquially as water bears or moss piglets,[2][3][4][5] are a phylum of eight-legged segmented micro-animals.[2][6] They were first described by the German zoologist Johann August Ephraim Goeze in 1773, who called them Kleiner Wasserbär ('little water bear').[7] In 1777, the Italian biologist Lazzaro Spallanzani named them Tardigrada (/tɑːrˈdɪɡrədə/), which means "slow steppers".[8]
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138 Chirpin on tha Beltway
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computer, open lotus notes. computer, start new note. new line. dear computer, this week on my radio we talk about dropping it into third gear going 60 on the beltway and chirping the dang tires. end note.
computer, open secret diary file. new entry. dear computer, i am in love with the iranian woman who picks through the trash in front of the del taco. she carries herself with such dignity in spite of her disgusting body and pathetic life. oh diary, i want to ask her to the prom but will she say yes??? ugh, its so hard to be 33. I hope that this summer i get abs and huge tits.
computer, log off.
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137 Darth Paul
it gets better near the end of the episode i think
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136 Getting Head to the second power
better late than clever
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look here is the episode. no intro, joined by LITR. we talk two headed girl marriage, india pakistan relations, spermworld, israel palestine, red dead redemption 2
listen to lifting in the ruins:https://open.spotify.com/show/3ffjUb7V8IJROheAj3HFtH?si=f32ee117d9d54eff
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unlocked wpp031 Edward Gay Thumbs
the impending eclipse f****d us up. got us all turned up and mixed around and goofed
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This will be sad about a lot of podcast food especially true for this one. getting to hang with the boys once a week makes me feel less lonely. and oh God am I lonely. so lonely sometimes I feel like nothing matters and I’m willing to do anything for a little bit of attention. even if it means something extreme. so all in all I guess I’m target market for the show.