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Western Promises WesternPromises
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- Comedy
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4.4 • 25 Ratings
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Beaumont, Paris, and Kevin lead you through the troubled wasteland of funkopops, disney adults, marvel movies, and bad opinions to the refreshing oasis of good opinions, firm convictions, mushy buffet-style ideology, and genuine camaraderie. Also just kidding if youre upset at anything or whatever.
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151 Neptune's Fix
look, i know its late, what do you want from me. i was helping a grieving mother with a photoshop request
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150 The Tight Hour
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Ness hitting kirby with a baseball bat
the sound of teeth scraping against a cheap fork
manipulate
all about KINK. KINK
what would you do if your strongest desire was to remove your manhood? make an appointment? listen to this. its time. -
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149 Going Wildthornberrys
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we are back and done with all public and personal crises. its all smooth sailing from this point forward. we are going to churning it out like you have never seen before
this week was all about correct tv placement, OCD, HOECD, BlowCD, Earthbound, being a japanese teenager like me like ive always been and will always be, RFK jr, Donkey Kong Jr, and Junior from the sopranos marry fuck kill, pick now. -
1-800-PROMISES #1: fun in the solar powered sun
wow! an amazing job opportunity just lined up for one of the boys with some schizophrenic lunatic in florida running a scam solar business. will kevin pass the phone interview? will his r*tarded nephew make a mess during the orientation? does this guy have the capability of actually understanding what another human says? only one way to find out...
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148 To Me, U R A Queen
patreon.com/westernpromises for bonus episodes. ur not gonna wanna miss it. the bonus episode we did was really bad
last time i uploaded an episode I told myself that this time I would actually write a description of what we discuss but man i really really really dont want to do that. it seems like so much work. but imma be 100 with you, we talk mikey, updates in the mikey miles werlld. we also talk about see this is the problem, i literally do not remember anything we talked about. i wanted to say ritual child grape and the church and jesus sucking medicine out of his apostle's penises but that is in the bonus. wtf did we talk about in this episode.
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