Who's Your Daddy... Really?

Joe Dehuai and Max Jones

Is your dad weird? You’re not alone. Who’s Your Daddy… Really? is the hilarious comedy podcast that asks the question, “When did you last touch your dad?” Join Welsh comedians (and full-time sons of fathers) Joe Dehuai & Max Jones as they chat with guests to unpack their dad baggage, explore dad lore, and help solve the men’s mental health crisis- one dad touch at a time. Start at the beginning to meet our dads, Kev & Alvin, or dive in to find out about your favourite guests’ father figures. Got a story for us? Email dadtouchpod@gmail.com. Comedy | Advice | Men's Mental Health

  1. 2d ago

    36. Ranking all the Dads in The Inbetweeners | Who's the Best Inbetweeners Dad?

    Who's the best dad in The Inbetweeners? In this episode, we're ranking every dad in The Inbetweeners, judging the fathers of Will, Simon, Jay & Neil from worst to best. From the deadbeat blowhards, through the grunting gammons all the way to sexual perverts raising angst-ridden losers with anger management issues. Which of these patriarchs will be crowned the greatest TV dad in one of Britain's most iconic sitcoms? Listen and find out as we judge these contenders for best Inbetweeners dad on their emotional education, how well they provide for their kids, and how good a kid they raise in the end (spoilers: slagging your own child at every opportunity doesn't score you highly!) If you enjoyed our episodes ranking the dads from Skins, this is another deep dive into the fathers behind one of Britain's greatest TV comedies. We also discus our own inbetweeners years and the activities we got up to in our loserhood, along with some insane Inbetweener trivia and finally a legendary dad rant from Joe as he names and shames the worst fish and chip shop in Newport with his eviscerating 1* review. Who's Your Daddy...Really? is the only podcast that asks the question "when did you last touch your dad?" Each week your hosts, Welsh comedians Joe Dehuai & Max Jones, discuss what makes their dad's weird with a range of comedian guests, as well as exploring dad lore from your favourite TV & movies from UK sitcoms to hollywood blockbusters. Follow us @dadtouchpod on TikTok & Instagram Got an amazing dad-ecdote for us? Email: dadtouchpod@gmail.com Everything else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpod Logo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen) Music by: Gino Dada

    36. Ranking all the Dads in The Inbetweeners | Who's the Best Inbetweeners Dad?
  2. Jul 6

    35. 'You Gotta Have a High Goo Threshold' - The Dad Who Eats Fried Cactus (ft. Alejandra Escamilla)

    Do you want to know how to have high self esteem? Let Francisco teach you! In this episode we conclue our trilogy with Cardiff based Mexican standup Alejandra Escamilla and her legendary dad. We discuss his very on brand favourite food, and the difficulties of coping with the gooeyness of a slice of fried cactus, as well as some more wisdom from his life including his supremely confident answer to "how are you?" that will instantly cure you of your social anxiety! Along the way we discuss the celebrities he irrationally despises, come up with our own filth-ridden Bad Bunny lyrics, and plug our upcoming Patreon where we rank every South Wales comedian from hero to hack! We also hear some excellent stories including the time he tricked tourists into thinking he was chinese, how he asked a 5 year old Alejandra to pull the plug on him if he ever got a 'strange disease', and his bizarre quest to discover the most obcure cover versions of his favourite songs, from thrash metal Beatles covers to lullaby rickrolls. Fianlly, we cover Alejandra's parents morbid obsession with their own funeral plans and Fransiscos desire to open the floodgates for all the hot babes who'll want to wish him well in the next life. ABOUT OUR GUEST: Alejandra Escamilla is 'just a Mexican woman collecting embarrassing stories in different countries and turning them into stand-up. Halfway to my 100th gig and still making questionable life choices for the plot'. Follow her @alestandupcomedy on Instagram and @PinkuPanik on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/pinkupanik) Got a dad story for us? Email: ⁠⁠⁠dadtouchpod@gmail.com⁠⁠⁠ Everything else: ⁠⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpod⁠⁠⁠ Logo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen) Music by: Gino Dada, Tatamusic & Moonpub

    35. 'You Gotta Have a High Goo Threshold' - The Dad Who Eats Fried Cactus (ft. Alejandra Escamilla)
  3. Jun 29

    34. 'In Mexico We Don't Have Rules' - The Dad Who Blinded a Woman (ft. Alejandra Escamilla)

    Has your dad ever done donuts on his motorbike outside Sunday mass? Alejandra's dad has! Several times while his hair was dyed green (like Da Joka). In this episode we chat more deeply about Alejandra's dad, how often they touch and how she keeps in dad touch from overseas, including a 'once in a lifetime' kiss on her brother's forehead and her dad's insistence that he's too busy to text, but has all the time in the world to keep in touch in other unusual ways. We also recount the tragic day Max & Joe met the main man Francisco himself, at the legendarily beleaguered Barrel of Drafts comedy night, and how an unfortunate mishap with a CPR dummy worth £1000's was caught on CCTV by the venue management, got the barrel boys in deep trouble, and killed the night. We also hear some unbelievable dad-ecdotes from his rebel days revving up outside churches, to dating his students while teaching at university, as well as his thoughts on cars and learning to drive - including which muscle car he considers a 'p***y wagon' (and not in the way you'd like)! Finally we discuss his need for speed, including the crazy moment his ex dived out of a speeding car and the feuding family fallout which led to him being known locally as "the murderer"- especially from his mates while he was trying to pull. If all that madness isn't enough for you comedy nerds, we also discuss why the difficulties of organising a character comedy night will have you crying on the floor in a daffodil hat, and do a hilarious (d)ad read for Mexican coke, despite one of our Mexican accents sounding Indian- and its NOT the one you'd think! ABOUT OUR GUEST: Alejandra Escamilla is 'just a Mexican woman collecting embarrassing stories in different countries and turning them into stand-up. Halfway to my 100th gig and still making questionable life choices for the plot'. Follow her @alestandupcomedy on Instagram and @PinkuPanik on Twitch (https://www.twitch.tv/pinkupanik) Got a dad story for us? Email: ⁠⁠dadtouchpod@gmail.com⁠⁠ Everything else: ⁠⁠https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpod⁠⁠ Logo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen) Music by: Gino Dada

    34. 'In Mexico We Don't Have Rules' - The Dad Who Blinded a Woman (ft. Alejandra Escamilla)
  4. Jun 22

    33. 'Solemnly Eat Your McNuggets, Please' - The Dad Who's Addicted to Mexican Coke

    Has your dad ever showed you his bulging muscles? If so, you already have something in common with this week's guest, so why not stick around and see what other similarities you share? That guest is Alejandra Escamilla: the creme de la creme of Mexican stand-up comedy rising talent in South Wales. In this episode, she joins the Dad Lads to discuss the father figures of her father figure: Francisco Escamilla Velasco, the man with the office supplies and black coffee eyes. Alejandra paints a picture of the man, from his bulging muscles that he used to love showing off, to the fact that, although he's a short king in the UK, he's actually more of an average king in Mexico. Alejandra also tells us about some of Francisco's favourite things: the film 'Rocky,' drinking Coca-Cola, fixing stuff and correcting people's grammar. She also tells us plenty of stories about Francisco: the time his mum forced him to get a pilot's license, how he tried to plan Alejandra's conception so that she would be born on a weekend, the day Alejandra was born and how it changed him forever, and the crazy road fight he had with a motorcyclist which ended with one of them in the hospital. Also in this episode: the gang discuss the insane gig where Alejandra first met the boys, the time Francisco came to a gig, how they all responded to the Queen's death, and the superiority of Mexican cola. Plus, Max tries to work out the date he was conceived and talks about his dad's gorilla arms. Joe then calls out all gorillas and tells a tale of when he flew to Newcastle for work. ABOUT OUR GUEST: Alejandra Escamilla is 'just a Mexican woman collecting embarrassing stories in different countries and turning them into stand-up. Halfway to my 100th gig and still making questionable life choices for the plot'. Got a dad story for us? Email: ⁠dadtouchpod@gmail.com⁠ Everything else: ⁠https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpod⁠ Logo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen) Music by: Gino Dada

    33. 'Solemnly Eat Your McNuggets, Please' - The Dad Who's Addicted to Mexican Coke
  5. Jun 8

    31. 'Witty Comments at the Orgy' - The Dad Who Trolls Flat Earthers (ft. Chrissy Derbyshire)

    What show would your dad write fan fiction about? In this episode, we put that question to Chrissy Derbyshire, and complete the Barry Derbyshire trilogy. And what better way to complete that trilogy than by discussing Barry's hobbies? In the episode, Chrissy tells us about Barry's passion for writing, including the 9 books that he's self-published, the children's books he used to write just for Chrissy, and the one and only poem he ever wrote. She also tells us about Barry's blues harmonica abilities (including the time he channelled 'The Blues Brothers' at a church party), and some of his favourite ways to annoy and embarrass Chrissy. We also dive deep into Barry's love for trolling flat earthers online, the fact that he used to be a Christian, and that he went to school with 3/4 of the band, 'The Who.' Also in this episode, Chrissy tells us about her Christian upbringing as a self-described "horrible creep of a child, and her own hobby of writing 'Taskmaster' fan fiction. Joe reveals his crush on Steve from 'The Repair Shop,' and tells the story of the time he got ousted from a flat earther Facebook group for being ironic. Max defends '24 Hours in Police Custody' against Joe's ignorant attack, and his experiences with watching flat earther ASMR YouTube videos. Barry on WordPress (including Chapter 1 of Mousehead): https://barrycderbyshire.wordpress.com/2012/05/22/mousehead-chapter-1/ Got a dad story for us? Email: dadtouchpod@gmail.com Everything else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpod Logo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen) Music by: Gino Dada

    31. 'Witty Comments at the Orgy' - The Dad Who Trolls Flat Earthers (ft. Chrissy Derbyshire)
  6. Jun 1

    30. 'Barry'd at First Sight' - The Dad Who's An Honorary Black Man (ft. Chrissy Derbyshire)

    Does the body rule the mind or does the mind rule the body? We dunno! But what we DO know is that Chrissy Derbyshire has returned to the Dadpod studio to spill more of her father's proverbial beans. That father is, of course, Barry Derbyshire! The former London bus driver who, although he would describe himself as a "boring old fart," as we find out in this episode, is anything but. In the episode, Chrissy tells us how Barry his her biggest fan and supporter of her comedy career, driving her to almost all of her gigs, even travelling as far as Sheffield and Dorset. Chrissy also talks about Barry's lovely Zimbabwean wife: the story of the moment he fell in love with her, his regular travels to Zimbabwe, plus his "honorary black man" status despite being "the whitest man you'll ever see." Chrissy also recounts her experience at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival, describes her own biological daughter as "derpy cringe," and tells the tale of her worst ever comedy gig, which just so happened to be exactly where Max and Joe were due to perform the week after recording. Finally, the gang share stories about their lives in the comedy world: writing for BBC Radio Wales, the times when people have tried to give them jokes, plus Joe shares the story of an awkward car share with a dreary comedian who kept talking about all times they'd bombed and how badly that night's gig was about to go. ABOUT OUR GUEST: "Chrissy is the world's most giggly deadpan comedian, and probably the only comedian to be compared to both Sarah Millican and David Lynch. Her solo show, Innards, is coming to the Edinburgh Fringe this year". (Whistlebinkies @ 11:15 Aug 20th-Aug 30th) Got a dad story for us? Email: dadtouchpod@gmail.com Everything else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpod Logo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen) Music by: Gino Dada

    30. 'Barry'd at First Sight' - The Dad Who's An Honorary Black Man (ft. Chrissy Derbyshire)
  7. May 25

    29. 'Tubthumping: The Movie' - The Dad Who Hacked The Spoons Menu (ft. Chrissy Derbyshire)

    Has Sherlock Holmes ever driven a bus? It's an exciting day for the pod as we welcome "so-called comedian" Chrissy Derbyshire to the studio for the first instalment of another episode trilogy filled with laughs and dad-ecdotes. But who is the dad under the microscope this week, I hear you ask? Well, it's Barry Derbyshire, of course! A man known by many in the South Wales comedy scene as Chrissy's chauffer, (sort of) social media manager and, of course, her father. In the episode, we mostly focus on Barry's father figures, including his favourite drink to order at Wetherspoons, his origins in Ealing and how his love of comedy influenced Chrissy to have a go at stand-up. We discuss his early years: going to school with 3/4 of 'The Who,' partying with the 'original milky bar kid,' and his dream of being Sherlock Holmes. Chrissy tells us tales of Barry's job as a bus driver in London, like the many times he got lost and the time he managed to get the bus "stuck," and she tells us about his penchant for inventing his own idioms, and the time he didn't notice that his own kitchen had suddenly been painted orange. Finally, the gang analyse awkward interactions with audience members at the end of comedy gigs, the joy of getting a free drink from a comedy venue, the film 'Brassed Off' and the song 'Tubthumping' by 'Chumbawumba.' Plus, Max shows off his Richard Osman credentials and recounts the tale of a difficult show at a neurodivergent comedy night. Chrissy and Joe also do impressions of Bob Dylan and call out Jimmy Carr. ABOUT OUR GUEST: "Chrissy is the world's most giggly deadpan comedian, and probably the only comedian to be compared to both Sarah Millican and David Lynch. Her solo show, Innards, is coming to the Edinburgh Fringe this year". (Whistlebinkies @ 11:15 Aug 20th-Aug 30th) From ChatGPT: “Only the faithless hear the hippo’s cough” sounds like the kind of proverb that warns against paranoia, guilt, or spiritual insecurity. Since hippos are huge, dangerous, and usually quiet until suddenly violent, the image works well metaphorically. A few plausible interpretations: The guilty imagine threats everywhere. Someone without conviction or loyalty is constantly listening for danger, betrayal, or judgment. The “hippo’s cough” could symbolize an ominous sign that only anxious or untrustworthy people think they detect. Fear reveals a weak conscience. The faithful move calmly through life; the faithless are hypersensitive to every little noise or rumor. Hearing the cough means you’re already expecting punishment. False alarms distract the untrustworthy. A hippo’s cough is strange, obscure, and probably insignificant. The proverb could mock people who obsess over meaningless signs because they lack inner certainty. Those who betray others expect betrayal themselves. Similar to “a thief thinks everyone steals.” The faithless hear danger because they know how deception works. It has the same mysterious energy as old invented folklore sayings, where the imagery matters more than literal logic. The phrase feels especially convincing because: a hippo is deceptively dangerous, a cough is subtle and easy to misinterpret, “faithless” gives it moral weight. Got a dad story for us? Email: dadtouchpod@gmail.com Everything else: https://linktr.ee/dadtouchpod Logo Design: Alice Evans (@Alicewithapen) Music by: Gino Dada

    29. 'Tubthumping: The Movie' - The Dad Who Hacked The Spoons Menu (ft. Chrissy Derbyshire)

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Is your dad weird? You’re not alone. Who’s Your Daddy… Really? is the hilarious comedy podcast that asks the question, “When did you last touch your dad?” Join Welsh comedians (and full-time sons of fathers) Joe Dehuai & Max Jones as they chat with guests to unpack their dad baggage, explore dad lore, and help solve the men’s mental health crisis- one dad touch at a time. Start at the beginning to meet our dads, Kev & Alvin, or dive in to find out about your favourite guests’ father figures. Got a story for us? Email dadtouchpod@gmail.com. Comedy | Advice | Men's Mental Health