100 episodes

A wizarding comedy improv storytelling podcast fated by dice. Six friends craft an original story with new characters set at a modern and inclusive Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Come be wizards with us! New episodes fortnightly on Fridays.



Twenty-two years after the Battle of Hogwarts and Harry Potter's triumphant victory over He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, five young friends retrace the steps of thousands of students to discover magic, friendship, and perhaps a bit of mischief at Hogwarts. From sorting in the Great Hall to the awarding of the House Cup, these inquisitive new wizards must discover their own destiny amid the twisting walls and moving staircases of a school full of secrets not even Dumbledore claimed to know.



Why Can't We Be Wizards is an all new wizarding story improvised by Kevin Rizza, Elliot Kelley, Alie and Mike Turley, and Charlotte and Mitchell Cassidy. We play a simple tabletop roleplaying game called Witchcraft and Wizardry created by Tablestory. As game master and producer, your resident Potter nerd Kevin magically transfigures our hours of tabletop nonsense into a tight, atmospheric, story-first listening experience. Come along on an adventure with Caleb, Skyler, Allison, Leo and Freya every other Friday as they cast spells, roll dice, uncover mysteries and find themselves through their time in school.

Why Can't We Be Wizards Kevin Rizza, Mike Turley, Alie Turley, Mitchell Cassidy, Charlotte Cassidy, Elliot Kelley

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    • 5.0 • 8 Ratings

A wizarding comedy improv storytelling podcast fated by dice. Six friends craft an original story with new characters set at a modern and inclusive Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. Come be wizards with us! New episodes fortnightly on Fridays.



Twenty-two years after the Battle of Hogwarts and Harry Potter's triumphant victory over He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, five young friends retrace the steps of thousands of students to discover magic, friendship, and perhaps a bit of mischief at Hogwarts. From sorting in the Great Hall to the awarding of the House Cup, these inquisitive new wizards must discover their own destiny amid the twisting walls and moving staircases of a school full of secrets not even Dumbledore claimed to know.



Why Can't We Be Wizards is an all new wizarding story improvised by Kevin Rizza, Elliot Kelley, Alie and Mike Turley, and Charlotte and Mitchell Cassidy. We play a simple tabletop roleplaying game called Witchcraft and Wizardry created by Tablestory. As game master and producer, your resident Potter nerd Kevin magically transfigures our hours of tabletop nonsense into a tight, atmospheric, story-first listening experience. Come along on an adventure with Caleb, Skyler, Allison, Leo and Freya every other Friday as they cast spells, roll dice, uncover mysteries and find themselves through their time in school.

    Ep. 76: Book Six, Chapter One - A Chore to Say Goodbye

    Ep. 76: Book Six, Chapter One - A Chore to Say Goodbye

    The group reconvenes at the Caller's house to get ready for their epic journey. Skyler meets their old nemesis. Freya hides the truth. Leo learns that doing it right means doing it the hard way sometimes. Caleb pays his debts.

    • 54 min
    Ep. 77: Book Six, Chapter Two - The House Inside a House

    Ep. 77: Book Six, Chapter Two - The House Inside a House

    The group tries to figure out how to get inside the fortress that now surrounds Caleb's house so they can hopefully find (and fix) the next spigot. Caleb reevaluates his tactical decisions. Leo tries out an acting career. Freya is a voice of reason. Skyler goes another layer deep.

    • 1 hr 6 min
    Ep. 78: Book Six, Chapter Three - The Stage

    Ep. 78: Book Six, Chapter Three - The Stage

    On the way to save Jeevus, the group finds themselves cast in some award-winning television productions. Freya gets stage fright. Caleb is a method actor. Leo just pushes the buttons. Skyler was born for this.

    • 1 hr 7 min
    Ep. 79: Book Six, Chapter Four - All the Money

    Ep. 79: Book Six, Chapter Four - All the Money

    The Fab Four regroup after closing another spigot. After promising to help those less fortunate, they do their best to stay on track. Caleb thinks about a second mortgage. Freya avoids her feelings. Leo is tempted. Skyler reconnects.

    • 1 hr 14 min
    Ep. 80: Book Six, Chapter Five - Gutenmagie

    Ep. 80: Book Six, Chapter Five - Gutenmagie

    The group sets sail for the magical city of Gutenmagie. Freya tries to be supportive. Skyler looks at things from another perspective. Leo learns that you should never meet your heroes. Caleb sniffs out the truth.

    • 1 hr 4 min
    Ep. 81: Book Six, Chapter Six - By Your Side

    Ep. 81: Book Six, Chapter Six - By Your Side

    The group tries to come to terms with what Gutenmagie really is, and what the magic of the Lutums means for their journey forward. Freya tries reason. Leo heals wounds. Caleb protects his friends. Skyler trusts in friendship.

    • 1 hr 17 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
8 Ratings

8 Ratings

Zimeization ,

A magical story!

A bunch of friends come together to play as friends in the wizarding world. Their own story outside the books comes to life in this TTRPG, and is very enjoyable to listen to. A good podcast to listen to while doing simple life things. Give it a listen.

Sloppy Sorting Hat ,

Creative!

This podcast is unlike any other Harry Potter podcasts I’ve listened to! It is so fun to follow these wizards and their shenanigans. I’m excited to listen to more and see where it goes! Great podcast. Would definitely recommend!

Thatsabingo! ,

Love this show!!

Stumbled on this pod a few days ago and I’m so glad I did. Absolutely BRILLIANT concept. Excellent delivery. So much fun. Very happy to subscribe!

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