9 episodes

On "Won't You Be My Killer," a potentially-true, crime podcast, your friendly neighborhood victim and host Evan Kessler explores his own future demise at the hands of his comedian friends, on a show that can best be described as "The Aristocrats of Murder." This isn't a whodunnit, it's a you-done-it! And our guests are gonna tell us how they would off their friend! Evan will get poisoned, stabbed, and maybe even lightly caressed to death (if he's lucky), but will live to cast another pod – OR WILL HE?!?!?! It's a murderous day for a podcasting, a podcasting day to get murdered. So sit back, listen and enjoy, but don't get any ideas.
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Won't You Be My Killer‪?‬ Evan Kessler

    • Comedy
    • 5.0 • 6 Ratings

On "Won't You Be My Killer," a potentially-true, crime podcast, your friendly neighborhood victim and host Evan Kessler explores his own future demise at the hands of his comedian friends, on a show that can best be described as "The Aristocrats of Murder." This isn't a whodunnit, it's a you-done-it! And our guests are gonna tell us how they would off their friend! Evan will get poisoned, stabbed, and maybe even lightly caressed to death (if he's lucky), but will live to cast another pod – OR WILL HE?!?!?! It's a murderous day for a podcasting, a podcasting day to get murdered. So sit back, listen and enjoy, but don't get any ideas.
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    Angel of Death w/ Greg Edwards

    Angel of Death w/ Greg Edwards

    On this murderous day for a podcasting, Evan invites one of the best people he knows, comedian, writer and YouTube legend Greg Edwards (MTV's RIdiculousness, Thug Notes) to tackle the gruesome task of sending our host packing for a long vacation 6 feet deep, or possibly around the world in a pile of ash, surrounded by loved ones. Before getting down to the murder business they discuss what it means to be a good person, the key to ending all war, and how a diner known for its pie could somehow not be concerned with the quality of its coffee. Speaking of travesties, that's exactly what it would be for you to not listen to this heartwarming episode of "Won't You Be My Killer?"
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    • 50 min
    Kevorkian-Style w/ Matt Champagne

    Kevorkian-Style w/ Matt Champagne

    Your friendly neighborhood victim and host, Evan Kessler, is joined by comedian, actor (Vice, Curb Your Enthusiasm, The Young and the Restless) – and quite possibly the best MC in the history of emceeing things, Matt Champagne, on this podcasting day for a murder. This week we cover all the bases, if the bases you were thinking of somehow included the best way to stop the 9/11 hijackers, who should've replaced Alex Trebek as Jeopardy host, and the education required to make a cup of instant coffee. Oh yeah, and then there's the task at hand: the murder. Will our guest have what it takes to get brutal –or will his version of completing the podcast's chief aim focus more on finesse? Will he become our host's worst enemy or his new emergency contact? The answer to these questions lie within this episode of "Won't You Be My Killer?" It's a murderous day for a podcasting!
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    • 47 min
    Manslaughter By The Sea w/ Merrill Davis

    Manslaughter By The Sea w/ Merrill Davis

    Our friendly neighborhood victim and host, Evan Kessler, welcomes actress,comedian and good friend Merrill Davis (Valley Heat, Merrill Means Well, Time Out LA's Comedians to Watch in Los Angeles 2019) on this murderous day for a podcasting. Together, they discuss everything from sex parties to ADHD, and even celebrity friends. Eventually, the conversation leads them to a party on a boat where Dua Lipa may or may not be performing. Will our host's untimely demise be a star-studded affair featuring Christopher Walken and the aforementioned Dua Lipa, or are those just names he threw in to pique your interest in listening to this podcast? Could be both. Only way to find out is to listen to episode 6 of "Won't You Be My Killer?"
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    • 50 min
    Cementing The Friendship w/ Danielle Perez

    Cementing The Friendship w/ Danielle Perez

    It's a murderous day for a podcasting and this week the show gets a bump from the presence of a legitimate Hollywood superstar in actor/writer/comedian, Danielle Perez. Danielle is our first guest to be a part of the Marvel (Spider-Man: Across The Spider-verse), Curb Your Enthusiasm and Won't You Be My Killer cinematic universes. If that doesn't put her on the cover of People Magazine or Variety, then what hope do the rest of us have at being featured on the cover of a magazine? It's a shame she has to ruin all of that entertainment industry heat by committing such a heinous act at the expense of our lovable (subjectively speaking) host with a little help from some friends.
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    • 53 min
    Hey Siri, Where Can I Hide A Dead Body? w/ Kym Kral

    Hey Siri, Where Can I Hide A Dead Body? w/ Kym Kral

    It's a murderous day for a podcasting and this week's guest might have you wondering where the bodies are buried. Your friendly neighborhood victim and host (Evan Kessler) is joined by friend, comedian, author, podcaster and lovely homicidal threat, Kym Kral, to discuss the business at hand (but also a little about her book). What's the business at hand? Well, maybe it's a pool party or maybe it's a grisly murder. Whatever it is, it's enough to make you think twice about showing up early to a party to help someone set up, because maybe the only thing getting set up is you - and by "you," we mean the host of this podcast.
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    • 58 min
    Committing To A Project w/ Whitney Melton

    Committing To A Project w/ Whitney Melton

    Comedian, dear friend and sometimes neighbor Whitney Melton joins our host (Evan Kessler) on this murderous day for a podcasting. A southern gentleman from Arkansas, Whitney loves having a task and seeing it through to completion, whether it's building a deck or murdering his friend. What could drive Whitney to do the latter? What sort of scheme has he cooked up and how will our not-so-unwitting host be lured by such a devious plan? Also, should the Hall of Presidents and Haunted Mansion be combined into one ride at "The Happiest Place on Earth?" These questions and more will potentially be answered on this, the 3rd installment of "Won't You Be My Killer?"
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    • 48 min

Customer Reviews

5.0 out of 5
6 Ratings

6 Ratings

Bizmichael ,

Finally!

A podcast not bogged down by an anti-murder agenda!

Spuds, UK ,

Killer

So much fun. I’ve been wanting to do this for years!

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