Works Every Time

Works Every Time

The WET Podcast: Monday's with Justin Essenmacher, Markus Olind, & Phillip Garcia (prod. JJ)

  1. Origin Stories with Getter and Michael Ridley

    2일 전

    Origin Stories with Getter and Michael Ridley

    MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW MICHAEL https://www.instagram.com/ridleysweaty/ https://www.youtube.com/@MichaelRidleyComedy FOLLOW GETTER https://www.instagram.com/getter/ https://www.youtube.com/@getter http://youtube.com/@terrorreid THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:12 WETter Pod 00:02:56 Japan is racist 00:05:05 Mike got deported to Japan as a kid (he's not Japanese) 00:07:12 We almost lost Justin in Michigan 00:08:40 Getter in Japan 00:10:00 Sound competitions 00:11:59 Michael's best Optimus Prime impression 00:13:38 Michael and Terror went to high school together 00:16:12 Red Dead Redemption on Epstein's Island 00:17:57 We should not be flying 00:21:37 Petty cabs are a scam 00:23:19 Hookers and gummies 00:26:39 Queef tricks 00:28:58 A stripper ulted on Michael 00:32:57 Michael was raised by 3 strippers and uncle jimmy 00:38:26 Pedo Beat Down (Jimmy's Story) 00:42:40 Pouya's pitbull 00:46:03 We're gonna be cool rich people 00:53:20 Smelling Japan in your Gameboy 00:55:17 I want my bowling ball to smell like a Mexican house 00:58:55 The worst song in the world 01:02:31 If Rick Rubin produced every song 01:05:05 Growing up on dad rock 01:07:13 Gangnam Style ruined Michael's life 01:11:25 Gay Ikea sneak peak ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @MichaelRidleyComedy @getter @terrorreid #podcast #comedy

    1시간 14분
  2. American Returns from Paris with Thoughts (feat. Matty Stu)

    4월 20일

    American Returns from Paris with Thoughts (feat. Matty Stu)

    AUSTIN COMEDY HOME RUN DERBY https://youtu.be/jowHCVf5mkw?si=ZBXez23fT6HuCutq MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW MATTY https://www.youtube.com/@MattyStuComedy https://www.instagram.com/mattystuuu/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:38 Tropical drunk is the best drunk 00:07:53 Phil's mom calls in 00:11:34 Matty left his wife on the honeymoon 00:15:41 Justin's buttons 00:21:53 Cake or pie? 00:27:15 European Zyns hit different 00:29:32 Justin tried out for Matty's next baseball video 00:39:59 Justin in public 00:44:14 Phil's a bowler now 00:48:24 Matty is in his prime 00:53:19 Justin almost died playing NFL blitz 00:55:31 Bit Pitch LIVE @ Madison Square Garden 01:12:09 Talking sh*t about the French ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @MattyStuComedy #podcast #comedy

    1시간 15분
  3. Mike Found the Best Cannoli in New York City

    4월 14일

    Mike Found the Best Cannoli in New York City

    MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW MIKE https://www.instagram.com/mike.is.eaton/ https://www.youtube.com/@mikeiseaton https://mikeiseaton.com/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:51 Dimassis drama 00:02:16 Mike's got swagyu 00:06:45 Justin hates baseball bats 00:11:13 Mike's journey to find the best cannoli in New York City 00:20:20 The best tamales in the world 00:23:46 Best food deals in Austin 00:27:44 Is Markus the WORST customer? 00:34:00 New American food 00:38:53 Astronauts made Mike cry 00:40:39 Why do Germans love gross p*rn? 00:48:43 Justin got kid mogged 00:52:51 We all became our uncles 00:55:52 Snickers Salad is midwestern culture 00:59:40 Last Year This Week - Kill Tony stories 01:04:42 Justin's rebrand ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @mikeiseaton #podcast #comedy

    1시간 12분
  4. Everything is Legal in Michigan (feat. Jake Steers)

    4월 6일

    Everything is Legal in Michigan (feat. Jake Steers)

    MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS Code 'WET' for 25% off tickets https://sunsetstripatx.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW JAKE https://www.instagram.com/jakesteerscomedy/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:00:34 We drove 25hrs to Michigan 00:08:03 Phil had never seen a basement before 00:09:41 Gambling in Detroit 00:13:20 Michigan dispensaries are crazy 00:15:06 Why everyone in Michigan has a drinking problem 00:18:54 Justin got sexually harassed night 1 of the festival 00:23:24 The alphabet game is bad podcasting 00:24:59 Justin's pheromones are off the charts 00:29:27 Markus forfeited the Roast Battle day 2 00:33:54 Justin's family heckled him at every show 00:38:06 We went to Opening Day in Detroit 00:42:11 Midwesterners drink different 00:43:53 Markus won the comedy rumble day 3 00:45:46 Day 4: The Great Flood 00:49:00 C*m basement 00:53:41 Jake's favorite thing about Michigan 00:58:07 Phil's favorite thing about Michigan ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    1시간 3분
  5. Is Blackface Okay Now? (feat. Colt)

    3월 30일

    Is Blackface Okay Now? (feat. Colt)

    SEE US LIVE Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI 4/1, 8pm https://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePod MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS Code 'WET' for 25% off tickets https://sunsetstripatx.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW COLT https://www.instagram.com/probablycolt/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:01:23 Introducing Colt Mcneely 00:05:00 Jared The Kush man 00:08:01 Why The Boys Were Late (Buccees) 00:11:58 It's So Funny to Go to Buccees Twice.. 00:13:50 Texas Holed em' with Stroke Patients 00:19:35 Explaining War to Justin pt. 69 00:20:30 Colt Mcneelys Thoughts on Black Face 00:18:45 Austin Shooting continued.. 00:23:07 Rubber Band Theory 00:26:00 WTF is a Bail In? 00:28:00 We Have Never had a First Lady (rule 2 broken) 00:30:00 Justin's Glow Up/ The New MacBook Neo 00:33:00 Colt Is Allergic to apples 00:37:05 Pasta Patronage 00:38:00 Last Year This Week/Borrowing Guns 00:45:20 How They Talk In Michigan 00:48:35 Colt Says Goodbye/ Markus internalizes being late ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    51분
  6. Rejected from MI6 (feat. Jake Steers)

    3월 23일

    Rejected from MI6 (feat. Jake Steers)

    SEE US LIVE Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI 4/1, 8pm https://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePod MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS Code 'WET' for 25% off tickets https://sunsetstripatx.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW JAKE https://www.instagram.com/jakesteerscomedy/ THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:01:16 Jake is back in America! 00:03:25 British car insurance 00:05:20 They will repo your tv in England 00:08:11 We got medicines for everything in America 00:11:20 The British still measure weight in big stones 00:12:52 Jake was almost a real British spy 00:24:09 From Loch Ness to Belfast, Ireland will be free! 00:27:29 Tipping is mad 00:29:59 Crohn's Bond 00:31:32 Jake and Phil's strange sauna encounter 00:40:16 Gays Anonymous 00:43:13 Stella Artois almost ruined England 00:45:49 Russians be crazy 00:49:49 Stella Artois cont. 00:52:30 Best foreign beers 00:56:18 Never drink tap beer at a sh*tty bar 00:58:23 Why Northerners drink more than southerners in America 01:03:12 Shout out to the Members! 01:04:36 Bit Pitch 01:17:04 Members Only preview ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    1시간 19분
  7. Phil Took Too Much Ozempic

    3월 16일

    Phil Took Too Much Ozempic

    SEE US LIVE Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI 4/1, 8pm https://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePod MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS Code 'WET' for 25% off tickets https://sunsetstripatx.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW EHSAN https://ehsancomedy.com/ https://www.instagram.com/ehsanjahmad/ Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/@TheSolidShow2024 Too Soon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6weMUz0lqA THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:01:03 Markus fights the mind meld 00:02:39 The wettest intro we've ever done 00:04:34 Markus feels better soon 00:09:02 Music corner 00:11:09 Are you ready for the best damn water of your life? 00:12:39 Phil's secret relationship with our Moms 00:14:50 Phil part fish type sh*t 00:18:31 We're a fresh pack podcast 00:20:12 Eating Tejas Gummies til we forget how many we've had 00:25:53 Pneumonia Phil 00:28:16 Things Markus took for granted pre-surgery 00:29:50 Cleaning the garage is like wiping your ass 00:31:08 Our 100k Subs celebration will be epic 00:33:08 Why Markus has been so hostile all episode 00:36:39 Boofin pills on the paywall 00:38:16 Adults at the water park 00:41:11 Last Year This Week 00:45:08 Phil saw a UFO 00:47:08 Phil hates the new Netflix dinosaur show 00:49:09 The last time we all cried 00:54:48 Justin's Dollar Tree Haul 00:58:53 Weekly Bit Pitch 01:07:02 Getting mad about the war real quick ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass #podcast #comedy

    1시간 12분
  8. The Fast and The Furious is Propaganda

    3월 9일

    The Fast and The Furious is Propaganda

    SEE US LIVE Blue Water Comedy Festival, Port Huron MI 4/1, 8pm https://ticketstripe.com/BWCFShowcase-WETLivePod MERCH https://www.backoftheroomtees.com/collections/w-e-t-podcast-works-every-time TEJAS TONIC Support us by using code 'WETPOD' for 15% off your order! https://www.tejastonic.com/ SUNSET TICKETS Code 'WET' for 25% off tickets https://sunsetstripatx.com/ RECORD WHERE WE DO Use code 'WET' for 25% off your recording! https://podcaststudioaustin.as.me/schedule/33cd53b6 FOLLOW EHSAN https://ehsancomedy.com/ https://www.instagram.com/ehsanjahmad/ Podcast - https://www.youtube.com/@TheSolidShow2024 Too Soon - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m6weMUz0lqA THE WET COMMANDMENTS 1) No Austin comedy 2) We don't hate women 2c) Don't say c*nt 3) If you get too negative you have to say something positive 4) Be funny 5) Have fun (respectfully) ______________________________________ 00:00:00 This week on WET… 00:01:23 Live Show Recap 00:03:30 Were doing a show at SXSW! 00:06:31 Austin Buford Shooting 00:07:13 Markus needs his bottle 00:12:30 Wetter Boys 00:14:15 Are we at "war" with Iran? 00:15:45 Trump is Lord Farquaad 00:18:45 Austin Shooting continued.. 00:26:32 Justin's Worst Customer Ever 00:32:00 WET LLC is Hemorrhaging Money 00:33:40 Bit pitch 00:37:24 New Shirt Idea 00:41:12 A visitor enters the studio w/ impeccable timing 00:43:38 NEW SEGMENT (Last Year, This Week) 00:55:00 How The Wet boys would handle the afterlife ______________________________________ Follow the show: https://www.youtube.com/@wet.podcast https://open.spotify.com/show/7MqegWxm0vo9xV2y2OIatY?si=3cb91ff1b5ab401c https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/works-every-time/id1737857027 https://www.instagram.com/wet.podcast/ https://www.tiktok.com/@wet.podcast Justin: https://www.instagram.com/justinessenmacher/ https://www.tiktok.com/@openmicjustin https://www.youtube.com/@JustinEssenmacher Markus: https://www.instagram.com/beardvonmarkus/ Phillip: https://www.instagram.com/phillipgarciacomedy/ https://www.youtube.com/@phillipgarciacomedy Production: Contact - https://www.instagram.com/rageqzb/ Portfolio - https://www.youtube.com/@rageqzbass ​⁠​⁠ @phillipgarciacomedy ​ @JustinEssenmacher ​⁠​⁠ @markusolind9761 ​⁠​ @rageqzbass @TheSolidShow2024 #podcast #comedy

    1시간 9분
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