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WYLTK

The best comedy podcast that will win a grammy for riffing on a dick joke.

  1. May 28

    Episode 37: Goose Missles

    Yo, if you want to hear two bros completely lose their minds over whether it's a better value to take a meat-missile kick to the nuts for ten bucks or let your mom get clocked in the jaw for a hundred, welcome to the thunderdome. This episode is pure, unfiltered chaos, starting with a rainy golf outing where a rogue goose takes a line drive straight to the chest, and somehow turning into a deep-dive conspiracy about Bill Gates engineering ticks to ruin steak night. By the time they map out a full-blown galactic empire of gnats launching space missions from a bag of rotting bananas to the kitchen sink, logic has completely left the building. It’s an hour of absolute unhinged nonsense, terrible financial advice about blowing rent money on NBA 2K attributes, and a casual pledge to get Benjamin Netanyahu on the pod. Strap in, dog, and watch out for the flying golf balls.  00:00:04 – Outing 00:00:22 – Geese 00:00:35 – Line-drive 00:01:22 – Awkwardness 00:03:49 – Evolution 00:04:31 – Traffic 00:04:55 – Rationalization 00:05:36 – Durango 00:06:07 – Damage 00:06:41 – Bananas 00:07:07 – Genetics 00:08:26 – Conspiracy 00:09:15 – Satire 00:11:15 – Mush 00:12:39 – World-building 00:13:42 – Studio 00:14:10 – Spiders 00:15:15 – Arrest 00:15:42 – Bail 00:16:37 – Parenting 00:17:46 – Backtracking 00:18:14 – Assault 00:19:36 – Retaliation 00:20:24 – Meditation 00:21:12 – Autism 00:21:34 – Self-awareness 00:22:40 – Masking 00:23:07 – DSM 00:24:21 – Parents 00:25:36 – Oven 00:26:35 – Rodgers 00:26:57 – Quarterbacks 00:28:08 – Defense 00:29:01 – Pass-rusher 00:30:12 – Trade 00:31:01 – Cornerbacks 00:32:02 – Receivers 00:33:25 – Backs 00:34:02 – Mediocrity 00:34:40 – Stakes 00:36:30 – Shoutout 00:36:59 – Transition 00:37:07 – Promo 00:37:43 – Hype 00:38:09 – Game 00:38:33 – Choice 00:40:16 – Constraint 00:41:14 – Lubricant 00:42:07 – Olfactory 00:43:47 – Hygiene 00:44:56 – Haunting 00:45:26 – Reflex 00:46:42 – Cartoons 00:48:16 – Escapism 00:49:03 – Jingle 00:49:32 – Misdirection 00:50:28 – Ancestry 00:51:27 – Grind 00:51:45 – Transaction 00:54:45 – Toxicity 00:55:28 – Burnout 00:57:04 – Multiplayer 00:58:07 – Split-screen 00:59:13 – Nostalgia 00:59:54 – Vaccines 01:02:06 – Satire 01:03:46 – Wrap-up SUBSCRIBE! Insta: @wyltkpodcast_ Cody's Insta: @codyhively Dev's Insta: ypdev_V  Patreon: https://www.patreon.com/posts/gnat-empires-159424117?utm_medium=clipboard_copy&utm_source=copyLink&utm_campaign=postshare_creator&utm_content=join_link

    37 min
  2. May 5

    Episode 35: Bryon Noem's Milky Set

    Yo, what is up you absolute legends! We are so freaking back for Episode 35 and—praise the Lord—it’s Easter Sunday. We’re officially swapping the Jewish vibes for some good old-fashioned Christianity this week because nothing says "He has risen" like blowing a seven-grand check from Papa Bibi at the casino. We’re fresh, we’re mostly sober, and we’re ready to dive into everything from LeBron’s special edition cognac to why your brain has a VIP section specifically for Pikachu. Grab a glass of sexy wine and let's get into the brain rot. EPISODE 34 TIMELINE 00:00 – Holy Vibes 00:27 – Gambled Cash 01:04 – Skill Points 01:21 – Grocery Sins 02:04 – Healthy Fails 03:04 – Flaky Teammates 04:06 – Trophy Flex 05:29 – LeBron Juice 06:31 – Russian Pawn 07:54 – Tyson Gloves 08:54 – Amazon Tablet 09:57 – Amp Cords 10:37 – Famous Beggars 12:11 – Turkey Hairlines 13:06 – Axe Shampoo 14:06 – Prostate Pills 15:06 – Scrubbing Nails 16:38 – Follicle Loss 17:48 – Drunk Wrestling 18:45 – Destiny's Steroids 19:37 – Laps Walking 21:27 – Lore Experts 22:21 – Bathroom Ghost 23:32 – Copied Shirts 25:08 – Tiffy Time 26:27 – Cursed Script 27:52 – Jelly Dead 29:58 – Demon Meals 31:21 – Irony Blurred 33:05 – Freak Bob 34:41 – Brain Rotted 37:26 – Pikachu Brain 40:00 – Eunuch Vibes 41:46 – C**t Quest 43:08 – Ziploc Crotch 44:25 – Impregnation Spree 47:01 – Narcissistic Psychopaths 48:18 – Altman Allegations 50:11 – Massage Plants 51:59 – Oil Prices 53:35 – Conscious AI 55:13 – Terminator Morons 56:06 – Rubber T**s 57:26 – South Milk SUBSCRIBE! Insta: @wyltkpodcast_ Cody's Insta: @codyhively Dev's Insta: ypdev_V

    58 min
  3. Feb 12

    Episode 31: Iron Dome Man

    The boys are back for Episode 31, and the "white boy motion" is officially in full effect in the kitchen and behind the mics. From dissecting MrBeast’s descent into "world control" to planning a presidential ticket that involves seizing Greenland, no topic is safe. Whether they’re debating the ethics of "microdosing" alcohol at stop signs or mourning the glory days of burning couches in Morgantown, the energy is shifting from "fully bros" to "conservative dads" faster than a social credit score can drop. Podcast Highlights 00:00:06 – Roman Egg Marination 00:00:41 – The MrBeast "Brain Break" 00:03:08 – Becoming Conservative Dads 00:03:24 – The Greenland Acquisition 00:05:48 – China’s Population Math 00:09:09 – The "Chink in the Armor" Incident 00:10:38 – Microdosing Alcohol & Beer Kart 00:13:16 – The Morgantown "Powder" Zone 00:16:07 – Lobbying for Couch Burning 00:18:26 – The Hy-Vee Williams Ticket 00:22:02 – Social Credit Flashbangs 00:25:12 – Refrigerator Sex Appeal 00:27:31 – Bone Smashing & Looksmaxxing 00:32:42 – 5 Million Tysons vs. 1,000 Iron Men 00:41:51 – Threatening the Pirates Front Office 00:44:38 – The Frozen Lineage 00:49:56 – Moon Flag Conspiracies 00:54:09 – Raging at 7-Year-Olds 00:59:35 – Snapping the DS in Half Upcoming Show: Catch The Cody Sucks Show on March 20th in Parkersburg, West Virginia. Featuring Leyla Ingles from Kill Tony. Don't be an asshole—get your tickets online. SUBSCRIBE! Insta: @wyltkpodcast_ Cody's Insta: @codyhively Dev's Insta: ypdev_

    1h 2m

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