Wow, Nice Segue

Wow, Nice Segue

We’re Two Idiots and a Table and Welcome to our podcast Wow, Nice Segue!  Our goal is to cram 2 minutes of comedy into a 35 minute podcast! Comedy podcast co-hosted by Corey Jones and Forrest Winchester. We talk about everything from superhero movies to sports to weekly rankings to impressions to the game of life!

  1. JAN 13

    Wow, Nice Dollar General Gravy

    This week on Wow, Nice Segue, the crew does what they do best to not get off topic too fast. The episode kicks off with a deep (and deeply unserious) dive into conspiracy theories, like too many street lights flickering in a row.  From there, things get historical as the gang debates which famous figures definitely would’ve had burner Twitter accounts, and what they’d be tweeting at 2:47 a.m. Hunger strikes next as the conversation pivots to SWVA specialty pizza flavors, where local pride, questionable topping choices, and strong opinions collide. Things stay spoiler-free but hype-heavy with a Stranger Things Season 5 chat, focusing on vibes, theories, and emotional preparedness—without ruining anything for anybody absolute SPOILER FREE The tone shifts (briefly) with reactions to a recent Averngers: Doomsday-related leak, before snapping right back to everyday chaos with a surprisingly passionate rant about the mysterious lack of self-checkouts at Dollar General. Finally, the episode wraps with a cathartic and highly debatable segment where the hosts rank the Top 5 Things That Grind Our Gears, guaranteeing at least one “that’s so true” and one “absolutely not” from listeners. Fast, funny, and all over the place in the best way—Wow, Nice Segue delivers another episode that proves you don’t need a plan when the tangents are this good. If you enjoy this podcast please let us know by liking, rating, reviewing and commenting.  Send us suggestions for movies to watch and discuss, send us suggestions for alcohol to review during the show and random segue ideas.  Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @wownicesegue12, uniform specific twitter account @uniform_monitor, subscribe to our YouTube Channel, and follow us on TikTok @wownicesegueClassic Chaos, classic segues.

    37 min
  2. 12/16/2025

    Wow, Nice Slim Jim

    This episode goes off the rails immediately as the boys talk about grocery cart legend Scooter Jenkins and then they try to explain Shrek TVs—why they exist, who asked for them, and whether owning one is a cry for help or a lifestyle choice. From there, things spiral into a heated holiday snack debate as Zebra Cakes go head-to-head with Christmas Tree Cakes, complete with wildly confident opinions and zero nutritional awareness. Have you ever thought about how Harry Potter would have changed if auditions were done by Macho Man Randy Savage? (complete with big slams and “OOOH YEAH!”-style Voldemort impressions), they decide that Hagrid definitely needed a bigger entrance theme. Forrest insists every wizard should wear spandex, and Corey tries to teach a Hippogriff how to say “DIG IT!” To cap it all off, the crew ranks their favorite and least favorite Christmas dinner foods, tearing apart sacred holiday staples, defending controversial sides, and declaring at least one dish an absolute holiday crime. Expect strong opinions, festive chaos, and the kind of arguments that would ruin Christmas if your family heard them.  Classic chaos, classic segues!If you enjoy this podcast please let us know by liking, rating, reviewing and commenting.  Send us suggestions for movies to watch and discuss, send us suggestions for alcohol to review during the show and random segue ideas.  Like us on Facebook, follow us on Twitter @wownicesegue12, uniform specific twitter account @uniform_monitor, subscribe to our Youtube Channel, and follow us on TikTok @wownicesegue

    41 min
5
out of 5
4 Ratings

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We’re Two Idiots and a Table and Welcome to our podcast Wow, Nice Segue!  Our goal is to cram 2 minutes of comedy into a 35 minute podcast! Comedy podcast co-hosted by Corey Jones and Forrest Winchester. We talk about everything from superhero movies to sports to weekly rankings to impressions to the game of life!