WTF News

Jess & Alyssa
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Just two unemployed journalists trying to make people laugh with the strangest, most outlandish news we can find. Welcome to WTF News.

Episodes

  1. 08/06/2018

    Man Crashes Car Because He Has To Take A Sh*t

    In this week's weird news, Jess and Alyssa talk about infamous mayonnaise ice cream, two 70-year-olds fighting in a Costco, and a stolen shark in a baby stroller. This week we asked our listeners: Would you rather eat a gallon of mayo ice cream or fight a 70-year-old for cheese? Let us know on Twitter @WhatTheFCKnews Insta @WhatTheFCKnews E-mail us too! WhatTheFCKnews@gmail.com LINKS: Yes, Hellman’s has frozen over. Mayonnaise Ice Cream is Here https://goo.gl/jBC1CV The samples at Costco were free. Two men in their 70s got into a fight over them, SC police say https://www.thestate.com/news/local/crime/article215857825.html They stole a shark in a baby stroller and briefly got away with it https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nytimes.com/2018/07/31/us/stolen-shark-aquarium-san-antonio.amp.html Man crashes into house, says he had to poop https://kimatv.com/news/local/man-crashes-into-house-says-he-had-to-poop

    30 min

  2. 07/30/2018

    F*ckbois Making Headlines

    In this week's weird news, Jess and Alyssa talk about a man who stole his date's car to go on a another date, a burglar with an underwear mask, and a sore loser who called 911 because of a foul play. This week we asked our viewers: Would you rather your date steal your car or go on a date and find out they're, *ahem* into horses? Let us know on Twitter @WhatTheFCKnews Insta @WhatTheFCKnews E-mail us too! WhatTheFCKnews@gmail.com LINKS: Man steals date’s car, then uses it for another date https://wreg.com/2018/07/17/man-steals-dates-car-then-uses-it-for-another-date/ Pervert, 31, who broke into a stable to have sex with a horse says the animal gave him consent - because she winked at him http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5964819/Man-claims-horse-gave-consent-sex-WINKING-him.html A basketball player called a foul — in to 911 https://goo.gl/DTEx5P Burglar with boxer briefs on head being sought by Texas police https://goo.gl/cE7gGn

    32 min

  3. 07/23/2018

    THIS WOMAN PUT 82 GRAMS OF DRUGS UP HER VAGINA

    In this week's weird news, Jess and Alyssa talk about a professor who asked for dick pics, a pilot who chose his vape over his career and some mischievous beavers who ate Paul Ryan's car. This week we asked our viewers: Would you rather receive 36,000 dick pics or shove 82g of drugs up your body? Let us know on Twitter @WhatTheFCKnews Insta @WhatTheFCKnews E-mail us too! WhatTheFCKnews@gmail.com Links: Professor Wants Pictures of Penises — For science https://nypost.com/2018/06/26/professor-wants-pictures-of-penises-for-science/ Vaping co-pilot caused Air China plane to plummet, officials say https://goo.gl/HQ3Zxg Police Find 82 Grams Of Drugs In Wisconsin Woman’s Vagina https://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/desiree-webster-vagina-smuggler_us_5b43e393e4b0c523e261d67f A Family Of Woodchucks Ate Paul Ryan's Car https://www.npr.org/2018/07/12/628515994/a-family-of-woodchucks-ate-paul-ryans-car

    36 min

  4. 07/16/2018

    THIS SNAPPING TURTLE ATE A PUPPY?

    In this episode, Jess and Alyssa talk about terrifying reptile stories, a bitter divorcee's smelly revenge & a restaurant's popular promotion gone wrong. We also ask out listeners: would you rather watch a person get eaten by a snake or watch a puppy get eaten by a snapping turtle? Let us know on Twitter @WhatTheFCKnews Insta @WhatTheFCKnews E-mail us too! WhatTheFCKnews@gmail.com Links: US teacher 'who fed sick puppy to snapping turtle' charged- https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/amp/world-us-canada-44344859 How This 23-Foot Python Swallowed a Man Whole- https://news.nationalgeographic.com/2017/03/python-snake-swallows-man-whole-indonesia/ All-you-can-eat deal bankrupts Chinese restaurant in 11 days because business 'was TOO GOOD'- http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-5861491/All-eat-deal-bankrupts-restaurant-11-days.html Bill Gross got revenge on ex-wife with fart spray: court papers - https://nypost.com/2018/06/17/bill-gross-got-revenge-on-ex-wife-with-fart-spray-court-papers

    39 min

  5. 06/29/2018

    Body Parts in the News

    In our first episode of WTF News, Jess and Alyssa talk about some interesting news making headlines, like a guy and his friends eating his own leg and a human toe thief. Hear what we have to say about all this and several other stories. We have plenty of ridiculous questions and commentary on all the chaos that’s happening in the world around you. Links: This Guy Served His Friends Taco Meat He Made From his Own Amputated Leg- https://www.vice.com/en_us/article/gykmn7/legal-ethical-cannibalism-human-meat-tacos-reddit-wtf Man charged with stealing human toes from dead body exhibition- https://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=12072908 Small Town Mayor Wins 3 Vote Landslide- https://www.npr.org/2018/06/15/620230335/small-town-mayor-wins-in-3-vote-landslide Bakewell pudding sent to the edge of space goes missing- https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-england-derbyshire-44536052

    31 min
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Just two unemployed journalists trying to make people laugh with the strangest, most outlandish news we can find. Welcome to WTF News.

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    Jess & Alyssa
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  • Episodes
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    Explicit
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