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WHERE ARE THEY NOW?: On today's episode, we channel our inner-Disney 4-1-1 auras to uncover the truth about the Bonus Jonas. What was/is the deal with this t-shirt/vest-wearing anomaly? In other words, who was the child under the pinstripe fedora? Also, we give you the official "sitch" on Christy Carlson Romano's new lifestyle vlog. SPOILER: it's exactly what you think it is.

NOW, BUT THEN: On today's episode, we discuss the ongoing debate surrounding the Ariana vs. Victoria feud. Was it real? Is it still happening? Are we finally going to admit that Ariana won? Also, we discuss yet another reboot: ALL THAT!

WHERE ARE THEY NOW?: On today's episode, we dive into the surprisingly stable post-childhood-star life that is Kyle Massey's. We learn about his troubling, yet, not surprising, music endeavors, his insta-famous wife, and his strange, yet again, not surprising, connection to Soulja Boy. Also, we learn about and heal from the triggering visual stimulus that is Will Smith's interpretation of the Aladdin genie.

THIRSTY THURSDAY: On today's episode, we try something a little new: our first-ever candy review! We both try and cringe at the shockingly sour taste of Baby Bottle Pops. We also explore some of the brand's most iconic promotional stunts and celebrity collaborations. Also, is Bow Wow good? Has anyone checked on him? Katie did, and we are SHOOK.

QUIT TRIFLIN': On today's musically-themed episode, we analyze (and, later roast) American Idol's cultural relevancy. We discuss the different factors that led to the show's sputtering exit and hobbling return. We discuss the career-shattering decision that was Katy Perry's blonde hair and the lasting ramifications that the pixie-cut has had on the music industry. Also, Ashley is back with yet another single/video combo, but this time, it's deep.