162 episodes

A podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave every Wednesday for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.

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    • 4.9 • 248 Ratings

A podcast about hockey from three women who have more opinions than information and LOTS of feelings about the Washington Capitals. These enthusiastically self-righteous idiots aren't here to win - they're here to make friends! (And talk about which hockey players are cats and which are dogs.) Join Eva, Kelly, and Rave every Wednesday for jokes and yelling about the latest league headlines, player antics, and more.

    Sex Negative

    Sex Negative

    "He's putting his whole salad into this." Can wit and charm make compelling some now-outdated playoffs observations from Kelly, Rave, and Eva? Tune in to find out, or at least to be reminded of the mood before Sid got injured, the Bruins got even, and the Wild got got. Plus: Eurovision! This episode was recorded on May 11, 2022.

    • 1 hr 24 min
    A Variety Pack Of Stone-Cold Freakos

    A Variety Pack Of Stone-Cold Freakos

    "Unfortunately, we might thrive." The game ones (games one) of the first round of the 2022 Stanley Cup playoffs are under the collective belt of Rave, Eva, and Kelly, and the mood is: pretty okay, actually! It's a little tough to figure out where our loyalties lie, but since every Cup win is a fluke, that may not matter. Plus: The return of the practical backyard games bracket challenge. This episode was recorded on May 4, 2022.

    • 1 hr 16 min
    Shrieking Screeching Eagle

    Shrieking Screeching Eagle

    "Do you want us to be on time, or hot?" Eva’s computer tried to do a murder to this episode, so please excuse the audio quality! She and Rave and Kelly simply can’t allow a week of Capitals hockey, several loffs-clinching narratives, and a thought exercise about dropping hockeys into various Hunger Games arenas to go unremarked upon. This episode was recorded on April 20, 2022.

    • 1 hr 8 min
    Mr. Bitch

    Mr. Bitch

    "Take it to Tisch." Can you believe this is the 150th episode of our idiot podcast? Kelly, Rave, and Eva can't, but they CAN use the expertise gleaned from four years of...whatever this is...to determine the topics of podcasts they choose hockeys at random to host. Plus: the suddenly-good-again Washington Capitals?, the crimes of Geno, and the alleged theatrics of Tim Stutzle. This episode was recorded on April 12, 2022.

    • 1 hr 17 min
    Tough Times For Toddlers

    Tough Times For Toddlers

    "A phoenix! But it's a duck. A duck on fire." Close-minded dweebs will tell you that when a team has a players-only meeting before the playoffs, it's a bad sign. Rave, Eva, and Kelly do not agree! They weigh in on this common misconception, plus the Jayvor Zeagle Hotdogging Incident, acclimating the Panthers to life outside the void, and the respect owed (or not) to Keith Yandle. Also: The return of '80s TV news chyrons. This episode was recorded on April 8, 2022.

    • 1 hr 19 min
    Chugging The Friendship Wine

    Chugging The Friendship Wine

    "Mike's Hard look in the mirror." The Washington Capitals continue to surprise and delight Eva, Rave, and Kelly with Nicke-themed celebrations, but elsewhere in the NHL the Red Wings, Flames, and Kings are getting up to various and sundry activities, which means it's time to consult the tarot deck. This episode was recorded on March 29, 2022.

    • 1 hr 22 min

Customer Reviews

4.9 out of 5
248 Ratings

248 Ratings

NightlyMadison ,

Load-Bearing Hockey Queens

I recently discovered this pod on a hunt for comedy hockey podcasts by women. BOY did this fit the bill. The hosts are so relatable and I feel every bit of the feelings. I am a Columbus fan but I cant help but have a few feelings for their faves! I highly recommend this awesome trio.

sm_ohio ,

The only hockey analytics needed (Question Mark?)

As a caps fan and ex-NOVA resident existing in Kentucky/Ohio who was also on tumblr into her adult years, this podcast makes me feel seen, heard, and generally way less isolated. Eva, Kelly, and Rave are the best versions of my last 3 brain cells. Also my mom (arlington middle school teacher) listened while sitting on 95 with me and she loves y’all too.

pheebs1926 ,

Pheebs

I’ve been listening to this pod since I think like their 5th episode??? And now, I’m going back and relistening to every episode because it is one of the few things bringing me joy in the depths of seasonal depression mashed with covid isolation. The hockey coven are my moms and my best friends, and in the alternate no-covid universe we’re living in where players can kiss each other on the mouth, I am also giving them big hugs.

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