YOUR GEMINI EX

Malea and JP
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two gemini lesbian bartenders at the two different lesbian bars in NYC with two mics Intro beats credit to: https://uppbeat.io/t/aavirall/quake License code: MLRJFCGUQBHEUP2M

  1. 24: BIGGER FISH TO FRY

    14H AGO

    24: BIGGER FISH TO FRY

    JP learning to read, Drag Race drama, substance abuse double standards, surviving the winter storm, the new Tiktok update, the horrors, misandry, playing with a tech deck on Long Island, Youtube University, Sydney Sweeney & Sam Levinson (the stupid m***********s), and seeing Sinners in theaters with AMC A-List.

    1h 6m
  2. 23: POD ALL THE TIME. BARTEND, OCCASIONALLY

    JAN 28

    23: POD ALL THE TIME. BARTEND, OCCASIONALLY

    Pairs of people that are funnier than us, Malea's reading goals, Harry Styles's return to the light, playing password poorly, which celebrities will not be g**llotined, podcast Oscar, the bar opening imminently, and The Living Lesbian Archive.

    37 min
  3. 22: THIS IS NOT A GLP-1 AD

    JAN 13

    22: THIS IS NOT A GLP-1 AD

    2026 In's & Out's, why bed rotting isn't real, those gay hockey boys, sitting diagonally from your friends, the strangest things being bad writing and zionism, overconsuming books, and making everything one big farmers market.

    1h 2m
  4. 21: JP CRIES (NOT CLICKBAIT) ((GENUINELY SAD))

    12/11/2025

    21: JP CRIES (NOT CLICKBAIT) ((GENUINELY SAD))

    excuses, a recap of the past few months, more excuses, the saddest thing you’ll ever hear in your life, living in zohran mamdani’s new york, Wicked, Dan & Phil, wanting prerecorded ads.

    1h 3m
  5. 20: DID WE FORGET TO DROP THIS? (YES.)

    12/04/2025

    20: DID WE FORGET TO DROP THIS? (YES.)

    BONUS CONTENT! We don't remember what we talked about. Listen & find out.

    1h 4m
  6. 19: TO TAKE OR NOT TO TAKE TYLENOL

    10/01/2025

    19: TO TAKE OR NOT TO TAKE TYLENOL

    A very official setup, needing a producer, the ethics of Malea’s sense of humor, how much JP’s free speech costs, the definition of “performative” , the best performative masc competition, arguing on Facebook, personal responsibility, and the fact that it is ALWAYS THAT DEEP.

    1h 10m
  7. 18: IT IS ALWAYS THAT DEEP

    09/22/2025

    18: IT IS ALWAYS THAT DEEP

    JP always getting hexed, that guy that got shot everyone keeps talking about, the government is distracting us, cursed tik tok sounds, ethical consumption, the definition of performative, performative masc competitions, reading about platypus, selective queerness, roots of oppression, specifying language.

    1h 15m
  8. 17: JENNA ORTEGA GIVE US A CHANCE

    09/03/2025

    17: JENNA ORTEGA GIVE US A CHANCE

    Great charities, how to be a productive ally, journaling, shameless 47 year old’s thirst traps, Taylor Swift (The Company), JP’s favorite Gemini artists, Sabrina Carpenter’s forgotten gay awakening, SuperWhoLock (sorry), and the Texan law maker being held hostage.

    1h 5m
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  • Creator
    Malea and JP
  • Years Active
    2025 - 2026
  • Episodes
    24
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Copyright
    © Malea and JP
  • Show Website
    YOUR GEMINI EX