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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

Your Mom's House with Christina P. and Tom Segura YMH Studios

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Christina Pazsitzky and Tom Segura are comedians who are also married. They are the Mommies and they welcome you to join them. Dental updates! Dudes! Stories! Wiping!

    587 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    587 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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    GOOD DAY TO YOU CHOMOS!! In this episode of YMH, Tom Segura and Christina P discuss the film "The Secrets We Keep," Armie Hammer's cool leaked DMs, and The Night Stalker Netflix documentary. They watch a video explaining last week's subway boot licker, a cool guy pastor on why women are weak, more clips of Hilaria Baldwin pretending to be from Spain, several Horrible or Hilarious videos, an NFL wife's daily routine, some open defecation, and a dude's Charles-esque video message asking out a girl. They also do a deep dive on Matthew McConaughey's Instagram and watch this week's batch of CP's TikToks.
    Cameron Van Hoy is a writer and director. He joins the Main Mommies via Zoom to discuss his most recent feature film "Flinch," which Tom is in. They discuss how Cameron got the movie made, watching the film in drive-in theaters, and the fun Tom had during the stunt scenes.

    • 2 hr 20 min
    586 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    586 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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    NOW THERE'S A COOL GUY!! Tom Segura and Christina P start off this episode of YMH by watching a super cool guy's underwear unboxing. They also take a look at a language coach's lesson on the word "won," AEW commentators flubbing Bert Kreischer's name, a demiboy pronoun lecture, Fedsmoker confronting a newspaper publisher, Tom explaining to Larry King, in the iconic "Saka Souffle" interview, that he wishes he could dunk, and more. The Main Mommies officially announce their move to Austin, TX, review submissions for the "King POV" contest, recap a neighbor fight that Tom overheard, and pay tribute to Comedy Store pianist Jeff Scott.

    • 2 hr 19 min
    585 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    585 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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    HAPPY NEW YEAR CHOMOS! Tom Segura and Christina P kick off this episode of YMH with a video of a dude who claims he's "just a cool guy." They recap the 2 Bears, 1 Cave New Year's Live Show, and watch Tom's basketball injury, as well as various parodies of it. The Main Mommies discuss a hot button issue from the show: Tom's pronunciation of the word "won." They give Charo and Top Dog a call to have them weigh in on it. They also discuss Hilaria Baldwin's recent controversy, their experience having COVID-19, their favorite action movie franchises, and the time Tom attended Matt Damon's birthday party. We get an update from YMH All-Star Norman Summerton, watch a Fedsmoker video from the vault, and take a look at The King's TikTok evolution. Also, CP is now a certified "Queen Above 18," sporting one of The King's signature sweatshirts!

    • 2 hr 12 min
    584 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    584 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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    What up YMH Fam??? It's been a crazy month in a crazy year, but we have a miracle: Tom Segura is back in studio! Where's Christina? Tom will update you on EVERYTHING. We know we have new fans that absolutely loved Top Dog from the live show, so we decided to walk you through some of the all time best calls with Tom's dad in recorded podcast history... warning, lots of brown talk ahead! From the Orlando Airport story, to analyzing your farts, to absolutely loving lame street jokes, Top Dog is just simply the best.

    • 1 hr 26 min
    583 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    583 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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    PULL YOUR JEANS UP! Tom Segura is out of the studio for this episode, but Zooms in to chat with Christina P about his injury, peeing in jars, and CP's dental accident. They watch recent videos from TikTok all-star The King, as well as a helicopter "horrible or hilarious" video. They also answer listener-submitted "Ask Mommy Anything" questions. Nadav joins Christina on the couch to discuss personal hygiene, leg injuries, The Crown, and more! Zollo joins her to watch TikToks, discuss Pazsitzky Effects, and settle an ongoing studio argument.

    • 2 hr 10 min
    582 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

    582 - Your Mom's House with Christina P and Tom Segura

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    Tom Segura and Christina P recap this year in YMH. They discuss the Coronavirus episode featuring Sam Tripoli and Alexis Fawx, the death of our beloved Fedsmoker, and revisit Norm's pig sloppers, Leo's cool guy video chat, Taylor Tomlinson's reaction to Fart Simpson's "RPC Fans Only Banger," other favorite fan songs "Nadav is Googling" and Hendawg's "Don't Be Stingy," as well as Christina's favorite TikToks. Later, the staff joins the main mommies on the couch to discuss their most memorable moments of the year.

    • 2 hr 19 min

Customer Reviews

4.8 out of 5
18.3K Ratings

18.3K Ratings

JJolly88 ,

These mfs.

I literally can’t believe some of this 😤... WTF😱

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DNA

You think a change of scenery is going to change anything ? Can’t get normal by just surrounding yourself with it

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Mispronunciation topic from the latest episode

Totally feel Christina on this one with the words she never knew she was saying wrong- growing up wayyy outside of Pittsburgh with a mother from Pittsburgh I never questioned my pronunciation of certain words because that’s how my mother said they so I assumed she was right until my boyfriend at the time who’s family was from Cali pointed out 2 things that just made my 30 year old brain cramp up. 1: that apparently “Nebby”, a word I’ve heard my entire life (meaning a nosey person) was Not a real word or “Pittsburghese” as I came to find out is a thing and 2: that I was pronouncing the word “drawing” with an L like “drawling”. And now since I moved back to Pittsburgh I hear it Everywhere! Even my 9 year old says it and I’m always telling her “draw-ing baby, no L”. And the list goes on.
It’s definitely shocking to find out you have an accent you never knew you had even when you didn’t grow up in that region 🤯

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