Zero Blog Thirty is a military podcast presented by Barstool Sports that's listenable for the most crusty of veterans, the bootest of boots, or people who have never touched a weapon in their life. Through the eyes of enlisted Marines and a West Point trained officer, Zero Blog Thirty is like sitting at the online-bar of the VFW and having a virtual cold one with your buddies.
ZBT #329: Parler Hacked and Grave Robbin' Goofin'
Round 1: We’d be derelict in our duties if we didn’t remind folks that violating OPSEC procedures has its consequences. Parler users are figuring that out.
Round 2: I don’t know about y'all, but all this s****y news is a kick in the dick. Luckily, our friends at Military Times put out a list to keep up motivated.
Round 3: President Trump is acting like the world’s greatest Lance Corporal.
Round 4: In a sign that nature is healing, we return to solely military news to talk about the General who was demoted for an affair with 3 subordinates.
Round 5: A couple fellas got caught grave goofin. Their explanation is just a touch weird.
Song at the end is Crazy Train - Ozzy Osbourne (Motown Style Cover) ft. Jennie Lena
ZBT #328: Terrorists In The Capitol
ROUND 1: Huge news out of DC - they’re opening a Hooters near Quantico & all troops will get a 10% discount. - wow, whoa, unbelievable - Just kidding ha - ha Obviously we’re gonna kick things off with a rundown of the chaos at the Capitol. We’ve got a timeline of what went down on Wednesday along with updates.
ROUND 2: Seven interesting facts about butts and buttholes because Kate is bad at handling heavy situations
ROUND 3: The Air Force’s top enlisted leader is looking into why an airman was punished for… wait for it… punished for - attempting suicide
ROUND 4: Interesting facts about nipples because Kate still feels like this is a real heavy time & we just need a little nipple chat
ZBT #327: 2021 Will Be The Horniest Year On Record
Round 1: With 2020 officially in the books, is it time to turn the page to what many experts are saying will be the horniest year of all time?
Round 2: The gas chamber is one of the military’s rites of passage. One tale from over the break will make you wanna head back to the gas chamber… especially Kate from March to July
Round 3: New year, new us. When I was headed to boot camp, travel was on my mind. I wanted to see the ole globe. I got to see a lot but certainly not every country. I wanna take us on a little audio journey and explore countries in alphabetical order. First up, Afghanistan.
Round 4: Help us help you. We scoured the internet to find questions we could help young boots or salt dogs with. We wanna hear your stories though…. But for now, these will do.
ZBT #326: What We Loved And Hated About This Year
Round 1: With Christmas over, we take a look back at what makes gift giving special. I think it’s a personal touch like giving someone their own leg that was amputated. That’d be nice.
Round 2: Can eating a healthy person’s shit make you healthy? You’re unsure? So are scientists who are researching the power of poop.
Round 3: A british cop has an unreal ability. He can recognize faces unlike most folks. Because of that, he’s basically been assigned firewatch forever.
Round 4: President Trump issued some pardons right before Christmas and we are in full support of one of the pardons that is making waves.
Round 5: A video of a fella using a flame thrower to clear his driveway of snow went viral this week. Our guy Woody Williams would be proud. But, that cant be the best weapon to clear snow. We’ll do a snake draft to decide.
Round 6: We are going around the room to discuss our personal favorite moments from ZBT in 2020 and what we want to leave in the burn pit
ZBT #325: Massive Christmas Episode!
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Round 1: Big weekend for the Space Force. Those adorable little bundles of joy got their nickname! It’s so cute! But, that’s not all. The first Space Force member got demoted! YAY!
Round 2: A Ranger School Commander was relieved of his duties for yelling inappropriate and demeaning things at subordinates. We have the audio and boy is it a doozy.
Round 3: With a recent court decision, I’m positive my old Gunny owes me about 40 thousand dollars. Finally, porn viewers will be treated with respect!
Round 4: One of the russian spies who did a little old fashioned poisoning was duped by the fella that he poisoned and now we know their methods. I bet Putin is PISSED.
Round 5: School circle on me. I’m gonna talk with Rep. Adam Kinzinger about what’s happening in our world.
Best Interviews of 2020 (and some from 2019)!
Captain Charles Plumb (1:17-1:50)
Woody Williams (1:50-2:16)
Rocky Bleier (2:16-3:02)
Bob Sweatt (3:02-3:42)
Brian Wood (3:42-End)
ZBT #324: The Army Cures Covid
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ROUND 1: In response to a threat to the troops, the Army has developed an incredible piece of combat gear coming out in 2021. The speed in design, manufacturing & logistics of distributing this complex item will give you a whole new respect for the branch… DIS-respect.
ROUND 2: If you’ve been disqualified from joining the military it’s ok to feel upset. What’s not ok? To uh - go back to the recruiting station & fire a weapon through the windows. Not gonna help your cause, pal.
ROUND 3: The Australian Army is investigating a soldiers' use of a Taliban fighter's prosthetic leg… And yes, you guessed it. He used it as a beer mug.
ROUND 4: The US Military had a hot date with China’s this week but we were left alone at the table with a fine bottle of white wine & red cheeks… since they were a no show. China, call us back. Please!
ROUND 5: Cons sat down with two ladies who went from the swimming pool to the Shark Tank with some Army in between. They told him why they started a jewelry line instead of a more traditional route
ROUND 6: Ugh, more Hollywood Marines? And what? They’re going to have VAGINAS this time?! Noooooooo!
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What I needed
As a 7 year vet of the guard I’ve been looking for a good podcast that allows me to stay somewhat connected to vets & their experience & just this overall messed up but great country we live in. Zero Blog Thirty is it. Has jumped to my top podcast & one I can’t miss. I feel like I’m sitting around BSing with my pals & I freakin think they world of y’all
The best of the best!
Unfortunately not as good anymore
I have been listening on and off for a while and originally I was a big fan. Their take on military life and military culture was relatable and hilarious. Unfortunately over time the podcast has grown to become something that doesn’t represent the average service member. I understand the point of the podcast is the point of view of the cast. However, if the podcast is going to discuss politics I would like to see a few changes.
• Include opinions and a point of view more consistent with the average service member.
• Hosts should actually educate themselves on political issues beyond Facebook headlines.
The constant and unrelenting attack on anyone with a differing political opinion from them make this podcast unlistenable. I wish I could continue to listen but it’s hard when you’re constantly being called a racist, redneck and bigot for your political beliefs.