The Cooligans

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The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

  1. 11 hr ago

    Portugal Held Scoreless, Ronaldo Under Fire, Colombia Win Group & Round of 32 Preview

    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Colombia's hard-fought 0-0 draw with Portugal, a result that secures first place in the group for Los Cafeteros while leaving Portugal searching for answers ahead of the knockout rounds. The guys break down the biggest moments from the match and discuss why Colombia continues to look like one of the tournament's most balanced teams heading into the Round of 32. Next, The Cooligans examine Portugal's disappointing performance and ask the biggest question surrounding Roberto Martínez's side: can Portugal realistically win the World Cup with Cristiano Ronaldo leading the line? After another ineffective outing in a marquee match, Christian and Alexis debate whether changes are needed before the knockout rounds. They also reveal their Player of the Match, Diogo Costa, whose outstanding goalkeeping performance helped Portugal escape with a draw. To wrap up the show, the guys look ahead to the Round of 32, breaking down Colombia's matchup against Ghana and Portugal's showdown with Croatia. They also preview two of the most intriguing knockout fixtures, Canada vs. South Africa and Brazil vs. Japan, discussing which teams are best positioned to make a deep World Cup run and where the biggest potential upsets could happen.   Timestamps: (1:00) — Colombia vs. Portugal reaction (7:00) - Breaking down Ronaldo’s poor performance (13:00) - Player of the Game (21:30) - This team can’t win with Ronaldo at striker (25:30) - Colombia vs. Ghana Round of 32 preview (29:45) - Portugal vs. Croatia Round of 32 preview (38:00) - Canada vs. South Africa Round of 32 preview (43:30) - Brazil vs. Japan Round of 32 preview Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    54 min

  2. 1 day ago

    France Crush Norway, Dembélé Shines & Is Mbappé Frustrated Despite Winning Group I?

    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react live to France's emphatic 4-1 win over Norway to clinch the top spot in Group I. Even without facing Norway at full strength, Les Bleus looked every bit like one of the tournament favorites as they controlled the match from start to finish. The guys break down France's dominant display and discuss what it means heading into the knockout rounds. Next, The Cooligans reveal their Player of the Match, with Ousmane Dembélé earning the honors after a brilliant performance. Christian and Alexis also debate whether Kylian Mbappé will leave the match pleased with France's overall display or frustrated that he didn't get on the scoresheet. They then hand out their World Cup stock up and stock down picks, highlighting the players and teams trending in opposite directions as the knockout stage approaches. To wrap up the show, the guys preview Groups K and L as the final group-stage spots in the knockout rounds come into focus. They discuss the biggest matches to watch, the teams under the most pressure, and which nations could be poised to make a surprise run once the Round of 32 begins. Timestamps: (1:00) — France vs. Norway reaction (7:00) - Player of the Game: Ousmane Dembele (18:00) - Stock up/Stock Down (21:00) - Group L Preview (31:00) - Group K preview Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    40 min

  3. 1 day ago

    Mbappé vs Haaland, Ecuador Stuns Germany & Pochettino's USMNT Contract Bombshell

    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros preview one of the marquee matches of the World Cup group stage as France and Norway battle for the top spot in the group. Can Erling Haaland and Norway pull off a statement win against one of the tournament favorites, or will Kylian Mbappé once again steal the spotlight? The guys break down the key matchups, debate which superstar will have the bigger impact, and get you ready for their live reaction show immediately following the final whistle. Next, The Cooligans react to Mauricio Pochettino's comments following the USMNT's loss to Türkiye before welcoming Nate Bukaty to discuss another dramatic day at the World Cup. The crew celebrates Ivory Coast reaching the knockout rounds for the first time in the nation's history and examines what the success of African teams—including South Africa, Egypt and Morocco—says about the balance of power at this tournament. They also break down Ecuador's shocking victory over Germany and ask whether La Tri could become the knockout stage's biggest spoiler. To wrap up the show, Christian and Alexis preview the remaining action in Groups G and H before discussing the latest USMNT breaking news. Reports indicate that U.S. Soccer has offered Mauricio Pochettino a contract extension through the 2030 World Cup, prompting the guys to debate whether it's the right move for both the federation and the manager after the remarkable progress the team has made during this tournament. Timestamps: (1:00) — Norway vs. France preview (15:00) - Reacting to Pochettino’s postgame presser (22:00) - Ivory Coast reach WC knockouts for first time ever (25:00) - Ecuador upset Germany to keep WC hopes alive (35:30) - Matchda preview (44:30) - Breaking news: USMNT offer Pochettino contract extension Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    1hr 5min

  4. 2 days ago

    USMNT Fall to Türkiye, Time to Panic? Gianluca Busio Joins & Bosnia Knockout Preview

    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to the USMNT's 3-2 defeat to Türkiye in their final World Cup group-stage match. With knockout-round qualification already secured, the guys debate whether fans should be concerned by the loss or simply chalk it up to squad rotation and experimentation. They break down the biggest moments from the match and explain why Sebastian Berhalter earned their Player of the Match honors despite the disappointing result. Then, The Cooligans are joined by USMNT midfielder Gianluca Busio to get a player's perspective on the team's mindset heading into the knockout rounds. Nate Bukaty also joins the show to share his reaction to the performance, while Aly Trost Martin helps hand out USMNT stock up and stock down grades following the conclusion of the group stage. To wrap up the show, Christian and Alexis turn their attention to the Round of 32, where the United States will face Bosnia and Herzegovina. The guys discuss what Mauricio Pochettino's team needs to improve before the knockout stage begins, the key matchups to watch, and whether this loss could ultimately serve as the wake-up call the USMNT needs before the games truly matter. Timestamps: (0:00) — USMNT vs Turkiye Reaction (12:00) - Player of the Game: Sebastian Berhalter (14:00) - Gianluca Busion joins The Cooligans (25:00) - Nate Bukaty joins The Cooligans (33:30) - Aly Trost Martin joins The Cooligans (39:45) - Lookahead to Round of 32 vs. Bosnia & Herzegovina Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    50 min

  5. 2 days ago

    Vini Jr Ignites Brazil, USMNT's Knockout Path Clears & Canada Lands Favorable Draw

    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Brazil's impressive 3-0 victory over Scotland and another standout performance from Vinícius Jr., who became the first Brazilian since 2002 to score in every group-stage match of a World Cup. The guys discuss whether Carlo Ancelotti has Brazil heating up at exactly the right time and what Neymar's return could mean for the Seleção heading into the knockout rounds. With a potential path through Japan and the winner of Ivory Coast vs. Norway, is Brazil quietly becoming the team nobody wants to face? The Cooligans then turn their attention to the USMNT's final group-stage match against Türkiye and discuss what they're most interested in seeing from Mauricio Pochettino's side. Does the tournament bracket seem to be opening up for the Americans? Can Gio Reyna make one final push for a starting role? The guys also dive into betting angles for USA-Türkiye, including whether Pepi, Haji Wright or Zendejas can find the back of the net and whether Türkiye can finally score their first goal of the World Cup. To wrap up the show, Christian and Alexis react to Canada's disappointing loss to Switzerland, a result that drops them to second place in the group but could potentially hand them a favorable Round of 32 matchup against South Africa. The guys debate whether Canada got lucky with the draw before previewing another exciting day of World Cup action, including Japan vs. Sweden, Ecuador vs. Germany and Paraguay vs. Australia.   Timestamps: (3:00) — Vini Jr. and Brazil peaking at the right time? (13:00) - USMNT vs Turkiye: What to watch for (25:00) - USMNT + World Cup weekend betting with Ben Fawkes (38:30) - Canada finish 2nd in group stage: success or disappointment? (42:30) - Matchday preview Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    54 min

  6. 3 days ago

    6 Spicy World Cup Predictions, Ronaldo's Record Brace & USMNT's Turkiye Test Ahead of Knockouts

    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros kick off the show with six spicy World Cup predictions that could either make them look like geniuses or get them roasted by fans. Alexis predicts that Canada will fail to beat Switzerland, Kylian Mbappé will break the World Cup scoring record and England will advance despite failing to hit top gear. Christian counters with bold calls of his own, including Cape Verde reaching the knockout rounds, Uruguay crashing out of the tournament and Lionel Messi starring in Argentina's final group-stage match. Next, The Cooligans preview the USMNT's final group-stage game against Türkiye and debate how Mauricio Pochettino should approach what feels like a glorified friendly. Should Matt Freese keep his place? Does Christian Pulisic need minutes to stay sharp? And can Gio Reyna play his way into the starting lineup for the knockout rounds? The guys also discuss Folarin Balogun's likely summer transfer and make their cases for AC Milan and Barcelona as potential destinations. To wrap up the show, Christian and Alexis react to Cristiano Ronaldo's historic two-goal performance that made him the oldest player ever to score a World Cup brace and the first player to score in six different World Cups. They also break down England's frustrating draw against Ghana and explain what changes the Three Lions need to make moving forward, before previewing the latest action in Group C as the tournament heads toward the knockout stages. Timestamps: (2:00) — 6 Matchday 3 predictions ahead of the Knockout Rounds (20:30) - USMNT vs Turkiye preview: who should be the starting XI? (33:30) - Folarin Balogun on the move: what club should he go to? (42:00) - Ronaldo breaks his duck: can he kick on from here? (47:00) - England’s shock draw vs. Ghana: what has to change? Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    54 min

  7. 4 days ago

    Messi's Historic Record, Mbappé's Hunt, Bruce Arena talks USMNT & Haaland's Rise

    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to another historic milestone for Lionel Messi as he becomes the all-time leading scorer in World Cup history. The guys debate whether Messi still needs another World Cup title to put the GOAT debate to bed once and for all, and whether Kylian Mbappé—already with 16 World Cup goals at age 27—has a realistic chance of chasing down Messi's record before this tournament is over. Next, The Cooligans are joined by legendary former USMNT head coach Bruce Arena. Bruce discusses whether this current American side is the strongest in program history, explains how Mauricio Pochettino has changed the culture around soccer in the United States, and answers the biggest question facing the country right now: can the USMNT actually win the World Cup? One of the most successful coaches in American soccer history shares his perspective on the team's evolution and the expectations surrounding this generation. To wrap up the show, Christian and Alexis celebrate Erling Haaland's arrival on the World Cup stage and discuss whether the Norwegian superstar can carry his country on a deep run while challenging for the Golden Boot. The guys also preview another exciting slate of matches, including Colombia vs. Congo, England vs. Ghana, Panama vs. Croatia and Canada vs. Switzerland, as the drama of the 2026 FIFA World Cup continues to build. Timestamps: (2:00) — Messi stands alone as World Cup top goalscorer (10:00) - Can Mbappe catch him at this tournament? (20:00) - Bruce Arena talks USMNT and Coaching Career (37:00) - Haaland makes his mark: can he win Golden Boot? Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    54 min

  8. 6 days ago

    Why Not US? Can Pochettino's USMNT Win It All, Curaçao's Miracle & Dutch Dominance

    Christian Polanco and Alexis Guerreros react to Mauricio Pochettino's challenge to American fans: "Why not us?" With the USMNT already through to the knockout rounds, the guys debate whether the United States can actually win the World Cup and break down what would need to happen for Pochettino's side to make a truly historic run. Has the mentality around American soccer changed forever, or are expectations getting out of control? Next, The Cooligans celebrate one of the stories of the tournament as Curaçao battle to a stunning draw thanks to Eloy Room's unbelievable 15-save performance—the most ever recorded in a 90-minute World Cup match. With Ivory Coast still left to play, Christian and Alexis ask whether the Caribbean nation can complete one of the greatest Cinderella stories in World Cup history and reach the knockout rounds against all odds. To wrap up the show, the guys react to the Netherlands' emphatic 5-1 dismantling of Sweden and debate whether the Dutch have overtaken the rest of the field as World Cup favorites. They also discuss Spain's comfortable win over Saudi Arabia, Germany's dramatic late winner against Ivory Coast, Miguel Almirón's controversial red card and Uruguay's battle with Cape Verde as the group stage drama continues to intensify. Timestamps: (1:30) — Why not us? Can USA win the World Cup? (20:00) - Curacao grab stunning draw: can they make knockout rounds? (29:30) - Netherlands new World Cup favorites? (36:00) - Reacting to other big weekend matches Subscribe to The Cooligans on your favorite podcast app: 🎧 Apple Podcasts 🎧 Spotify 🖥️ YouTube 📢 Check out the Yahoo Sports podcast network or yahoosports.tv

    49 min
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The Cooligans is a comedy & soccer podcast delivering hilarious takes on the greatest sport in the world! Hosts Alexis Guerreros and Christian Polanco are two NYC stand-up comics who don't focus on stats or formations, they focus on the funny. Join us two times a week for some humorous reactions to football's wildest moments of the weekend. The beautiful game just got a little bit uglier.

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  • Channel
    Yahoo Sports
  • Creator
    Alexis Guerreros & Christian Polanco
  • Years Active
    2022 - 2026
  • Episodes
    975
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © 2026 The Cooligans
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