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A podcast from Offsides News. Bringing you hockey news past the blue line, covering the funniest, saddest, and most pathetic moments in the NHL and beyond. Listen for serious takes on a deeply unserious sport from journalists and comedians Arielle Lalande, Avery Beaumont, and Liz Malcolm.

  1. "Well, At Least We're Not the Sabres" - Seattle Kraken Deep Dive with Charles Huxley

    18/11/2025

    "Well, At Least We're Not the Sabres" - Seattle Kraken Deep Dive with Charles Huxley

    This week on 5M4Y, Arielle and Avery are joined by Offside News Co Contributing Writer Charles Huxley (@chuckydwilliam) to talk all things Seattle Kraken! They may be the youngest sibling in the NHL, but we don’t give them special treatment. Well, maybe just a little bit. In addition, listen as we dig into some of this week’s hockey headlines, the mediocre state of our favourite teams, our biggest Yaps of the Week, and more! Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠offsidenewsco.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for articles and news or follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Bluesky⁠⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (@offsidenewsco) for more.

    1 h y 28 min
  2. "Did You Just Compare the Toronto Maple Leafs to Pablo Picasso?" - October NHL Vibe Check

    04/11/2025

    "Did You Just Compare the Toronto Maple Leafs to Pablo Picasso?" - October NHL Vibe Check

    This week on Arielle and Avery discuss the Nashville Predators’ shining moment on Saturday Night Live, even if they’re not exactly having it on the ice right now #PredsInTheCommunity. Plus, the duo gets into the state of the standings, Trevor Zegras' new era of orange, the Pittsburgh Penguins resurgence, the dire straits of the Calgary Flames, the busted and injured Vancouver Canucks, and more NHL news! Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠offsidenewsco.com⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ for articles and news or follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Bluesky⁠⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠⁠⁠⁠ (@offsidenewsco) for more.

    1 h y 3 min
  3. "Bad Leg, Bad Lines, Bad Culture" - Nationalism, Toxic Masculinity, and the NHL

    29/10/2025

    "Bad Leg, Bad Lines, Bad Culture" - Nationalism, Toxic Masculinity, and the NHL

    Content warning: Discussion of Carter Hart and light discussion of the Hockey Canada Trial. This week, Arielle Lalande and Avery Beaumont sit down to have an in-depth chat about the unacceptable tide of fascism and misogyny in the NHL, and where we can go from here to make a difference. Then, they also take the opportunity to make fun of J.T. Miller being captain of the New York Rangers, because they are nothing but not consistent. Plus, why young teams are the most joyous to watch, why the Canucks choose suffering above all, and more. Tune in with us today! Please see this Hockey Advocacy Toolkit from @goaltindr on Twitter if you would like to protest the Vegas Golden Knights' signing of Carter Hart.Visit ⁠⁠⁠⁠offsidenewsco.com⁠⁠⁠⁠ for articles and news or follow us on ⁠⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Bluesky⁠⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠⁠⁠ (@offsidenewsco) for more.

    1 h y 23 min
  4. "Belly is in Paris, Mitch is in Vegas" - 2025-2026 Preseason Catchup

    29/09/2025

    "Belly is in Paris, Mitch is in Vegas" - 2025-2026 Preseason Catchup

    Arielle, Liz, and Avery sit down to catch up on hockey (and The Summer I Turned Pretty) ahead of the 2025-2026 NHL season. Is there a PWHL team in Saskatoon? Is J.T. Miller the best choice for New York Rangers captain? Is Sidney Crosby about to finally snap? Tune in to hear all that and more! Visit ⁠⁠⁠offsidenewsco.com⁠⁠⁠ for articles and news or follow us on ⁠⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠⁠, ⁠⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠⁠, ⁠Bluesky⁠, and ⁠⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠⁠ (@offsidenewsco) for the latest updates.

    1 h y 34 min
  5. "Holding Space" - Post-Thanksgiving League Check-In

    07/12/2024

    "Holding Space" - Post-Thanksgiving League Check-In

    In this week’s episode, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz do a wellness check on the Yzerplan and the state of the Detroit Red Wings, figure out the first-round match-ups if the playoffs were to start this week, and talk about getting some friends for Connor Bedard in Chicago. There’s gonna be one less lonely centre. Hang in there, kiddo. Visit ⁠⁠offsidenewsco.com⁠⁠ for articles and news or follow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠, Bluesky, and ⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠ (@offsidenewsco) for the latest updates. *Please note this episode was recorded before the firing of Chicago head coach Luke Richardson and the trade of Jacob Trouba to the Anaheim Ducks.

    1 h y 48 min
  6. "Kendall Roy Body Tea" - Eastern Conference Catchup

    19/11/2024

    "Kendall Roy Body Tea" - Eastern Conference Catchup

    In this two-part quarter-season review, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz get into what’s happening around the NHL including the Boston Bruins' downfall, the Pittsburgh Penguins' disaster class, the Toronto Maple Leafs' cautious optimism, the New York Rangers' panic attack, and a lot of nautical disasters, like a lot. Visit ⁠⁠offsidenewsco.com⁠⁠ for articles and news or follow us on ⁠⁠Twitter⁠⁠, ⁠⁠Instagram⁠⁠, ⁠⁠TikTok⁠⁠, Bluesky, and ⁠⁠Tumblr⁠⁠ (@offsidenewsco) for the latest updates.

    1 h y 35 min
  7. "NHL, Let Us Be Executive Producers" - Faceoff Minisode 1

    18/10/2024

    "NHL, Let Us Be Executive Producers" - Faceoff Minisode 1

    This week, Avery and Liz are joined by Leafs beat writer Miranda Dagley to discuss the first episode of Amazon Prime's NHL Faceoff, William Nylander diva moments, and the missed opportunities of marketing hockey. Plus...whatever is going on with John Tavares and his magical orb. Visit ⁠offsidenewsco.com⁠ for articles and news or follow us on ⁠Twitter⁠, ⁠Instagram⁠, ⁠TikTok⁠, and ⁠Tumblr⁠ (@offsidenewsco) for the latest updates.

    50 min
  8. "Sidney Crosby Is BANNED From Trivia Night" - Offseason Mail Bag Part 1

    07/08/2024

    "Sidney Crosby Is BANNED From Trivia Night" - Offseason Mail Bag Part 1

    In this special two-part mail bag episode, co-hosts Arielle, Avery, and Liz get into Jacob Trouba's side hustle, unpack the Jeff Marek draft controversy, answer your pressing questions about the upcoming NHL season, and analyze Sidney Crosby's trivia skills with scientific accuracy.  Visit offsidenewsco.com for articles and news or follow us on Twitter, Instagram, TikTok, and Tumblr (@offsidenewsco) for the latest updates.

    1 h y 2 min
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A podcast from Offsides News. Bringing you hockey news past the blue line, covering the funniest, saddest, and most pathetic moments in the NHL and beyond. Listen for serious takes on a deeply unserious sport from journalists and comedians Arielle Lalande, Avery Beaumont, and Liz Malcolm.

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