The Broskiedoodles

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We are broskies trying to make each other laugh with bizzare jokes while discussing interesting topics and current events. You can watch the Video version on Youtube as well. We might not always have the right take on things, but we always approach everything with honesty, humor and humility. The 3 H's of Penetration. linktr.ee/TheBroskiedoodles

  1. HACE 6 DÍAS

    #309 - Korean Fried Chicken / "Not-a-Gambling-Scam" Prediction Markets / Menu Wars / Organical High

    We dive deep into the mysterious world of Venezuelan-run Korean fried chicken. Is it fire? Yes. Is it actually Korean? Who knows. Then, things get spicy as we tear into the newest way for "crypto bros" to lose their shirts: Prediction Markets. We’re calling BS on the loopholes—if it looks like gambling and smells like gambling, it’s gambling, even if you’re betting on missile strikes or Maduro’s prison sentence. From insider trading concerns to the "TikTok-ification" of betting for kids with zero attention spans, we break down why the world is turning into one giant, demented Rat Race. Think you’ve got decisions to make? Try choosing between the 300,000 plates at the Cheesecake Factory or a place that only serves pizza and Italian beer. We’re settling the Great Menu Debate: is a massive menu a gift to humanity or just a graveyard for three-week-old sirloin? To wrap it up, Chef admits to being the family drug-tester for "street gummies," and I recount my near-death experience with "organical" activated vaporized weed that had me tweaking for four hours. Plus, a quick vibe check on Coachella 2026: is Karol G doing too much with the Caribbean caricature, or are we just not "colorful" enough?

    1 h 9 min

  2. 7 ABR

    #308 - León Adventures / Tapa Competitions / The "Nazareth" Vibe / The Tip-on-Tip Scam

    We break down why León is actually named after Roman legions and not lions, the absolute scam that is the Parisian tourism trap, and why Chef thinks Kiko is being a "little bitch" for not being able to sleep in hotel beds. We also get into the important stuff: a city-wide Tapa competition where you get free food with every drink. Seriously, Madrid needs to take notes because those "community peanuts" everyone touches are not it. We also dissect the trauma of a "no kids allowed" birthday party in Miami, where the only thing more aggressive than the 18% service charge is a 45-year-old trying to "get low" on the dance floor and pulling a hamstring in the process. Plus, we talk church requirements for getting married in Spain and why some US churches look more like cubicles than holy sites.

    1 h 3 min

  3. 24 MAR

    #307 - The Side Quest Bible: From Grifting at Golf to Survival Cooking

    [Topics Discussed] The San Jose Clash: Vintage fashion vs. teams that no longer exist. Side Quest Theory: The three pillars of a good side mission (Optional, Engaging, Creative). Low Stakes, High Reward: Why Magic: The Gathering and bowling leagues save lives. Relationship Co-op Quests: Surviving movie dates and the birthday gift struggle. The Economy of Fun: Why movie theaters are trying to rob us and why we still pay for the popcorn. Authenticity in Food: Seeking out sushi masters vs. "saucy" Venezuelan fusion. The "Fruity" Hobby Scale: From writing poetry to becoming a "sensitive artist." Career Limbo: The struggle between a secure restaurant job and the dream of private catering. Survival Cooking: Why learning a recipe is basically surgery for your soul. Disney Trauma: Re-watching 1950s movies and spending a mortgage payment on Mickey Mouse. Chinese Zodiac: Are you a majestic Dragon or just a Year of the Rat survivor?

    1 h 2 min

  4. 4 MAR

    #306 - Disney Dreams or Financial Nightmares? / The Kitchen is My Gym / The Myth of the "Dad Bod"

    Welcome back to The Broskiedoodles Poddy, the only podcast where the accents are thick and the opinions are thicker. Today, we’re checking in on Chef Maurice, who claims he’s "trying" to lose weight by skipping dinner and eating yogurt—though we all know a salad is just a garnish for disappointment. We deep dive into the "Hialeah CrossFit" routine, also known as working a double shift in an 85-degree kitchen. Why pay for a gym membership when you can lift 25-pound sacks of onions and get a free facial from a 140-degree industrial dishwasher? It’s basically Rocky IV, but with more potatoes and less Russian steroid drama. Chef Maurice is taking his kid to Disney World, which triggered a trip down memory lane. Remember when a FastPass was a free piece of paper and not a $400 way to cut in front of 20 other people? We talk about the glory days of Jaws and Back to the Future vs. the modern reality of $17 beers and 3-hour lines for a 3-minute ride. Finally, we have a "real moment" looking up Dad Bods. Apparently, the internet thinks Jason Momoa and Ryan Gosling are "Dad Bods." If that’s the case, then we aren't even on the spectrum—we’re just straight-up "Obese Bods."

    1 h 6 min

  5. 24 FEB

    #305 - Bad Bunny Halftime Manifesto / Are We Just "Party People"? / Gummies to the Dome / The Gospel

    We’re diving deep into the cultural shock of hearing salsa on the most American stage possible and whether or not Benito was making a grand political statement or just showing the world we’re really good at eating pineapples and shaking our assets. We also get into the absolute comedy gold that was Trump’s live-tweeting session. Apparently, nothing says "presidential" like complaining about "disgusting" dancing and 401(k)s in the same breath. We’re breaking down the Bad Bunny halftime show—which apparently was a religious experience for everyone but Donald Trump, who was busy tweeting about the "affront to American excellence" while Maurice was busy shedding actual tears over San Francisco drone shots. Was it a cultural milestone for Latinos, or just a really high-budget excuse for everyone's aunts to start twerking in the living room? (Spoiler: It was both, and it was glorious). But wait, there’s more! We’re also diving into the trauma of a dry, liquor-free kids' party where Cousin Alvaro decided the piñata needed a side of the Gospel, and why Kiko thinks playing video games solo is basically an invitation for the world to treat you like a human punching bag. We talk the toxicity of gaming, why betting apps are the "McDonald's salads" of the soul, and whether Kiko is actually a "flaming homo sour" because he knows how to chop an onion.

    1 h 7 min

  6. 5 FEB

    #304 - Movie Theater Rants / "Marty Supreme" Review / Parenting Traps / The "Migrant-Adjacent" Life

    This week, we’re diving deep into the messy reality of being a functioning adult (or at least pretending to be one). We kick things off with a highly professional scouting report on Timothée Chalamet. Is he a "pure, wholesome boy," or is he just another victim of the Kardashian-Jenner "clan" aesthetic? Honestly, we’re just worried he’s straying too far from his "type," though we can't deny the man looks fine as hell in a top hat. Then, things get real. And by real, we mean Chef Marie working "like a migrant" (his words, not ours... mostly) and dealing with the joy of Shingles. Turns out, it’s not just a fake illness wives use for attention—who knew? We also explore the high-stakes world of DIY fertility testing. If you’ve ever wanted to "check the gravy" via a pharmacy kit before biology decides to shut down the factory, this one's for you. Plus, we talk vasectomies, the struggle of strollers in Madrid, and why your kid having a golf-ball-sized bruise on his head might actually trigger a wellness check from the principal. Stay grateful, stay strapped (with a condom or a stroller, your choice), and remember: the math ain't mathing if your kid is born two years after you moved countries.

    1 h 1 min

  7. 29 ENE

    #303 - Workplace Camaraderie / Immigrant WhatsApp Culture / Aging / Gentle Parenting vs The Belt

    Grab a cold one (even if it’s a Monday, we won't judge—much) and join Kiko Flow and Chef Maurice for another chaotic dive into the absolute nonsense that is human existence. We take a deep dive into the high-stakes world of sportsmanship-style butt-slapping. Is it a bonding ritual? Or just an excuse to "dance with the devil"? We get into the gritty details of our own childhood crimes—shoutout to those of you who burned your report cards to avoid a beatdown—and the terrifying evolution of punishment, from the classic belt to the high-precision "stiletto heel to the dome." Plus, we talk about the struggle of being the "strict". Look, we’re not saying our parents were monsters, but let’s just say some of us grew up in a "Highlight Reel" of flying footwear. In this episode, we’re diving deep into the trauma—oops, we mean tradition—of Latino upbringing versus the new-age "gentle parenting" craze. Is it actually possible to raise a kid without losing your mind?

    1 h 8 min

  8. 22 ENE

    #302 - Not From Here, Nor From There / Astrology Acid Trips / Symphony Snobs / Fear Of Being Invited

    Ever felt like you’re "not from here nor from there"? Yeah, us too. We're essentially professional nomads because we’re too broke to stay in one place long enough to get a mortgage. We’re dissecting why our accents are basically "seasoning" for the soul (and why girls love it, sorry ladies, we’re off the market), before pivoting to the important stuff: Astrology vs. Astronomy. Kiko admits he was a huge horoscope nerd until he stopped doing acid. Coincidence? Probably not. Also, Chef Maurice went to the "Symphonic Stadium" (the symphony, for you non-refined folks) and felt like a high-class citizen for approximately two hours, while Kiko’s weekend involved supporting a friend with a screw in his toe and discussing a medical procedure that left his ear looking like... well, a "loose roast beef." Forget FOMO—we’re officially entering the era of FOBI: Fear Of Being Invited. If you’re a millennial approaching 40, you know the vibe. Whether it’s a baby shower or a random "let's grab drinks" text, we’re squiggling out of plans faster than a shark in a cage. We also dive into the etiquette of taking selfies at concentration camps (spoiler: don't be a piece of shit), the "English mind" not understanding American accents in London, and why Brendan Fraser is the only man allowed to make us cry on a Sunday night.

    1 h 17 min
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We are broskies trying to make each other laugh with bizzare jokes while discussing interesting topics and current events. You can watch the Video version on Youtube as well. We might not always have the right take on things, but we always approach everything with honesty, humor and humility. The 3 H's of Penetration. linktr.ee/TheBroskiedoodles

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  • Creador
    The Broskiedoodles
  • Años de actividad
    2020 - 2026
  • Episodios
    310
  • Clasificación
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    © Kiko Cervantes 2020
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