The Confused Breakfast Cloud10

I DON'T WANT YOUR LIFE!! Join us as we finally review one of the most cherished football/high school movies of the 90s. Is Coach Kilmer one of the most evil characters of all-time? Is this peak Scott Caan? This movie that taught us all that having a pig as pet is the perfect accessory for the overweight funny guy, stealing a cop car is ok if you are football player, all dads in Texas are living in the past and that reading Kurt Vonnegut means you are smart. We are of course talking about 1999’s Varsity Blues

•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:02:15 - Memories of first viewing
•0:06:00 - Pertinent movie details 
•0:09:15- Critical and fan reviews
•0:15:00 - Scene by scene breakdown 
•1:22:45 - Modern day ratings
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Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano.

Welcome to our newest members - Jesse Price, Jimmy Miller, Mike Grim, Rissa, Pamela J Vislisel, Cody Bruesch,. Michale McMann, Connor Fraser, Marky H, Micah Perdue, Evan Rogers, Michael Bracciano, Josh Perez, Jantzen, S R, Ian Burney, Samual Bayness, Mike Mike, Matt P, Nic Mad, 
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Comedian Dusty Slay joins us to create some fun theories and universes. Have you ever wondered how all the Arnold Schwarzenegger movies are connected? Did you know that Vince Vaughn's movies are all in the same universe? Ever wanted a WILD Willy Wonka fan theory in your life? If so, tune in for a fun conversation and check out Dusty's Netflix special, 'Working Man' and catch him on the road at http://DustySlay.com

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Men In Black came out in 1997 and was the highest grossing film of the year. It was nominated for 3 oscars, winning one of them and spawned 3 more films, an animated TV series, video games, toys and a theme park attraction. But is it as good as we all remember it? Strap yourselves in for this wild ride of an episode and if you don’t like what we have to say at the end, you can always neuralize yourselves and forget it ever happened!  

•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:03:00 - Memories of first viewing
•0:06:00 - Pertinent movie details 
•0:10:45- Critical and fan reviews
•0:23:30 - Scene by scene breakdown 
•1:35:30 - Modern day ratings
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**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.

Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano.

Welcome to our newest members - bDizzle, Andrew Baltera, Matt B, Ryan Munson, Mark Ruskowsky, Craig Elworthy, Philip Dold, James, Jake Pederson
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This is a fun one! Have you ever wondered who would win in a fight between John Rambo and Major Dutch? How about John Wick and James Bond? On today's brunch episode, we give you a 20-team, single elimination tournament of some of the greatest on-screen action hero characters in history. Join us for the fun!

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In honor of the 30th anniversary of this movie, we decided to re-release our original movie review from May 26th, 2021. Money can’t buy happiness. Or love. Or friendship. But it’ll buy a lot of stuff that might fill the void. On this episode, we Breakdown the uncomfortable tale of Blank Check. When the laws of realty, finance, physics and parental consent are tossed to the wind, you better believe it’s a pubescent boys wacky wildest wet dream.
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And just like that, May of Swayz(e): Uncaged is over. Join us as we bid a fond farewell to Nic Cage and his iconic appearance in National Treasure. Is this one of the only movies that Sean Bean’s character doesn’t die in? Did this movie possibly reinvigorate the adventure/treasure hunt movie genre and maybe even normalize conspiracy theories? Why didn’t someone step in to tell the Gates’ family that they weren’t very good at treasure hunting?  

•0:00:00 - Introductions
•0:03:15 - Memories of first viewing
•0:07:45 - Pertinent movie details 
•0:12:15- Critical and fan reviews
•0:25:00 - Scene by scene breakdown 
•1:38:30 - Modern day ratings
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****Cedar Ridge Distillery- Go check out our sponsor and order some whiskey. http://cedarridgedistillery.com
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**Support us at http://patreon.com/confusedbreakfast for bonus weekly episodes, voting on upcoming movies, giving your modern-day ratings on our movies and much more.

Special thanks to our executive producers- Josh Miller, Starling, Bud Larsen and Michael Guiliano.

Welcome to our newest members - bDizzle, Andrew Baltera, Matt B, Ryan Munson, Mark Ruskowsky, Craig Elworthy, Philip Dold, James, Jake Pederson
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