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Absolutely Not

"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

  1. 8 JAN

    New Year, New …. with Raymond Padilla and Tina Tompkins

    On this episode, Heather is back in the LA studio for the new year with her two best buds Raymond Padilla and Tina Tompkins. They talk about the Golden Globes, the holidays and something the Santa brought her. Episode Sponsors: If you want to give Cornbread a try, they're offering ABSOLUTELY NOT listeners 30% off your first order. Just visit cornbreadhemp.com/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code ABSOLUTELY at checkout. AG1 is offering new subscribers a FREE $76 gift when you sign up. You’ll get a Welcome Kit, a bottle of D3K2 AND 5 free travel packs in your first box at DrinkAG1.com/absolutely. Listeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at www.YNAB.com/absolutely  Visit BetterHelp.com/ABSOLUTELY today to get 10% off your first month. Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY you can take an additional 10% off your next purchase. Prolon is offering Absolutely Not listeners 15% off their 5-day nutrition program for your post-holiday glow-up when you go to ProlonLife.com/ABSOLUTELY  Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 12m

  2. 1 JAN

    Returns of Ovaries on a Plane (Replay)

    On this episode, we welcome the New Year, as well as new followers to the pod but introducing them to one of the highest rated as well as most talked about episodes of the entire pod.  Ovaries on a Plane details Heathers harrowing experience on a flight to London where she has an ovarian cist rupture. Episode Sponsors: Turn up the luxury when you turn in with Quince. Go to Quince.com/absonot to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order. Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to joinbilt.com/absolutely. I’ve got you a special 20% off your order and free shipping for the holidays. Just head over to NoDaysWasted.com/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout. Listeners of Absolutely Not can claim an exclusive three-month free trial, with no credit card required at “www.YNAB.com/absolutely.” Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    58 min

  3. 25/12/2024

    Holidays with Heather

    Heather is coming to you from the studio for the Christmas Day episode! She works through her own trauma of her childhood to figure out why she is not the best premeditated gift giver. We have a lot of callers giving the holiday absolutely not’s and yes’s that all of y'all have brought to the hotline. She gives her hot take on a caller's distaste for the family's nativity retelling, how much you should spend on family gifts and what to purchase for your family members, plus everyone's favorite discussion about  in-law relationships. Episode Sponsors: I’ve got you a special 25% off your order and free shipping for the holidays. Just head over to NoDaysWasted.COM/ABSOLUTELY and use promo code "ABSOLUTELY” at checkout. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order. Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to joinbilt.com/absolutely. Right now, Prolon is offering Absolutely Not listeners FIFTEEN PERCENT off their 5-day nutrition program at ProlonLife.com/absolutely. Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 13m

  4. 18/12/2024

    Don’t Ride Home with Sara Blakely

    On this episode, Heather welcomes feminine icon Sara Blakely to the studio.  Sara is a fellow Atlanta girl who started Spanx and now has introduced Sneex to our tired ass feet. Heather has finally met a fellow manifester in Sara and they chat about the power that can have in your life. With her Spanx money, Sara chats about her first big purchase after hawking women’s undergarments for 10 hours on the department store floor.  Also being a Breadwinner, she also goes into her relationship with her husband and what it was like telling him she made more money than him. Episode Sponsors: AG1 is offering new subscribers a FREE $76 gift when you sign up. You’ll get a Welcome Kit, a bottle of D3K2 AND 5 free travel packs in your first box at DrinkAG1.com/absolutely. Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY. Go to Quince.com/absolutely for 365-day returns, plus free shipping on your order. Leesa is offering 25% OFF all mattress orders and TWO FREE Pillows for our listeners at Leesa.com For original gifts that say “I get you”... Etsy has it!  Earn points by paying rent right now when you go to joinbilt.com/absolutely.  Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 23m

  5. 11/12/2024

    Please don’t say Atlanta with Logan Crosby

    On this episode, Heather welcomes Logan Crosby back to the podcast.  They chat about their holiday traditions, how road life has been treating him, and their favorite grocery stores.  They also go over what is on his vision board for the next year. Logan is one of the unreal talents that will be joining the crew on the Absolutely Knot Cruise. He will be bringing the hits, his band as well as his love of cougars to the high seas.  Don’t forget to stream his new album, 2019. Episode Sponsors: For original gifts that say “I get you”... Etsy has it! This episode is brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self. Find gifts guaranteed to bring joy to every hard-to-shop-for person this season at saks.com.  Right now, Nutrafol is offering our listeners ten dollars off any order! Enjoy free shipping when you subscribe. Go to Nutrafol.com and enter the promo code ABSOLUTELYNOTGIFT. Shop SKIMS Holiday Shop at SKIMS.com. Available in styles for women, men, kids and even pets!  Use code ABSOLUTELY15 for 15% off your first purchase at LumeDeodorant.com. Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 16m

  6. 04/12/2024

    Cleat Chaser with Kelly Stafford

    On this episode, Heather welcomes fellow ATLien Kelly Stafford to the pod.  Kelly and Heather grew up together 8 doors down, went to rival high schools and swap stories of their youth. She also shares her life story from dating quarterback Matthew Stafford at University of Georgia, having all girls, and an unexpected brain tumor that left her unable to walk. They chat about football and their thoughts on grown men wearing jerseys. Episode Sponsors: Find gifts guaranteed to bring joy to every hard-to-shop-for person this season at saks.com. Get an exclusive 15% off your entire order when you use code ABSOLUTELY15 at checkout on lolavie.com . Head to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain using code ABSOLUTELY. Treat yourself to the best bras and shapewear on the market and save up to 20% off sitewide at honeylove.com/ABSOLUTELY. Use the code ABSOLUTELY on Rhoback.com for a generous 20% off your first order through the end of this week. Produced by Dear Media See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 6m

  7. 29/11/2024

    More Thanksgiving Hot Takes

    And we are back with more of your thoughts and questions about Thanksgiving.  Heather gives some advice on a gals first time at their boyfriend’s family home, turkey allergies, stuffing and death. Is it a 911 family emergency situation? Let’s all write down a gratitude list and remember to take a deep breath and eat some pie! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Sponsors: For original gifts that say “I get you”... Etsy has it! Look out for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it b******t free. Go to Quince.com/absonot to get free shipping and 365-day returns on your next order. Get twenty dollars off your purchase of a Skylight Frame when you go to SkylightFrame.com/ABSOLUTELY. Visit Carawayhome.com/ABSOLUTELY to take advantage of this limited-time offer for up to 20% off your next purchase. Produced by DearMedia See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    54 min

  8. 27/11/2024

    Thanksgiving Hot Takes Part 1

    On this episode, Heather takes on your absolutely unhinged Thanksgiving themed voicemails and hot takes from the DMs. Heather gets into her thoughts on food, family and attire that you have brought to her.  She has some questions for you all as well! Please note that this episode may contain paid endorsements and advertisements for products and services. Individuals on the show may have a direct or indirect financial interest in products or services referred to in this episode. Sponsors: Go to Squarespace.com for a free trial, and when you’re ready to launch, go to https://www.squarespace.com/ABSOLUTELY to save 10% off your first purchase of a website or domain. This episode is sponsored by/brought to you by BetterHelp. Give online therapy a try at betterhelp.com/ABSOLUTELY and get on your way to being your best self. Shop SKIMS Holiday Shop at SKIMS.com. Available in styles for women, men, kids and even pets! Look out for the black carton in the egg aisle and visit VitalFarms.com to learn more about how we're keeping it b******t free. Go to LEESA.com today to claim your exclusive discount! Leesa is offering 30% OFF all mattress orders and TWO FREE Pillows for our listeners! Get 15% off your order of $100 or more at hillhousehome.com with code ABSOLUTELY15. Produced by Dearmedia See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

    1h 8m
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"Absolutely not" to legitimately everything.....Comedian Heather McMahan creates a safe-space for us to tell-all and bitch about the rest. No topics are off-limits as we break down the everyday struggles of doing the most, and the least, at the same damn time. Come for the humor, authentic discussion or call in the Hotline or should we say "Absolutely NOT-Line" with your life complaints. We will discuss it all. It's a joyful take on life's craziest moments.

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