2BAMPOD

2bampod

Mass, Dunk, Shed and Mike speak about all things football...and the odd stupid topic.https://2bam.myspreadshop.co.uk/https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2bampod

  1. 2Bampod - Dunk the Don (Closet Rangers Fan)

    17 NOV

    2Bampod - Dunk the Don (Closet Rangers Fan)

    Send us a text 🎵 “Dunk the Don (Closet Ranger Fan)” 🎵 There’s a man we all know, sits high in the stand, His Aberdeen Season ticket in hand, Grumpy on Monday, still moody by Fri, But mention Sean Dyche and you’ll see his eyes fly! 🎶 Ohhh Dunk the Don! (He’s a season ticket holder!) Ohhh Dunk the Don! (Still a moody bugger!) Ohhh Dunk the Don! (He’ll deny it if he can!) But deep down inside… He’s a closet Rangers fan! 🎶 He’ll say “I agree wi’ Mass” when he’s on the mic, Sees both sides o’ every football fight, Watches every game — religiously, man, But we all ken fine, he’s a sneaky Rangers fan! 🎶 Ohhh Dunk the Don! (He’s a season ticket holder!) Ohhh Dunk the Don! (Still a moody bugger!) Ohhh Dunk the Don! (He loves Sean Dyche, the man!) And did we mention aye — He’s a season ticket holder at Aberdeen! 🎶 He moans aboot refs, He moans aboot VAR, He moans if the drive’s too far in the car! But he’s pure class, nae need to pretend, Just dinna mention Rangers or the weekend! Had a blind date wi’ Desiree, ower at Jimmy Chung’s, Buffet plate piled high — he fair filled his lungs, She asked him aboot fitba, he said, “It’s complicated hen…” Cos he’s Dons through and through — (wi’ a wee Rangers pen!) During the pod, aye, he sits there in peace, Pretending to listen, but plays wi’ his piece, Mass is rantin’, Mike’s losin’ the thread, And Dunk’s jist sittin’ there, scratchin’ his head! 🎶 Ohhh Dunk the Don! (He’s a season ticket holder!) Ohhh Dunk the Don! (Still a moody bugger!) Ohhh Dunk the Don! (He’ll cheer when Dychey ran!) But aye, we ken it fine — He’s a closet Rangers fan! 🎶 Mike: “Right, that’s enough aboot Dunk…” Mass: “Aye… move on, Mike.” Support the show The Bams are at It !!

    3 min
  2. 2Bampod - Mass is Main Man

    17 NOV

    2Bampod - Mass is Main Man

    Send us a text 🎤 Sing-Along: “Mass – The Main Man o’ the Pod!” 🎤 Mass is the main man, aye, the big yin o’ the show, Loves a fiery debate, get the banter on the go, Wi’ a story for days, aye he’s aye got a plan, Shouting “hasta man yana!” like a pure chewk ter Don Juan! Ohhhh Mass… he’s the Barbeque king, he’ll melt anything, Steak, sausages, burgers — he’ll cook till they sing! Book you a hotel… but it’s next bloody year, And he’ll tell you “In the 90’s… things were better ma dear!” He’s the man, he’s the man, oh Mass is the man! If Ed Sheeran comes on, Mass is straight for the door, Says “Turn aff that ginger loon, I canna take it no more!” But give him some tunes from the 90’s he loves, And he’ll dance like he’s young again — well, sort of! Ohhhh Mass… he’s the Barbeque king, he’ll melt anything, Steak, sausages, burgers — he’ll cook till they sing! Book you a hotel… for the wrong flaming year, And he’ll shout “Back in the 90’s!” we’ a pint and a cheer, He’s the man, he’s the man, oh Mass is the man! We’ a yarn and a laugh, he’s the pod’s beating heart, Fi’ the mug o’ truth madness to the pure wild patter art, If you’re needing a pal or a dafty wee plan, Mass is your hero, your story-telling man! Ohhhh Mass… he’s the Barbeque king, he’ll melt anything, He’ll debate ye for hours, till your heid’s in a spin! Hotel booked? eye… but you’re waiting a year, And he’ll still bring up the 90’s every time he’s on air! He’s the man, he’s the man, oh Mass is the man! 🎸🔥 Support the show The Bams are at It !!

    3 min
  3. 2Bampod - Mike the Glue

    17 NOV

    2Bampod - Mike the Glue

    Send us a text 🎵 “Mike the Glue (Mr Lovable)” 🎵 He’s the heart o’ the pod, the glue in the crew, Always a smile and a daft joke or two, He’ll share his chips wi’ his missus, nae shame, Then crack a dad joke that’s always the same! 🎶 Ohhh Mike the Glue! (Mr Lovable — that’s true!) He’s got a quiz for you, And a trance tune too! Ohhh Mike the Glue! (We’d be lost wi’out you!) Dodgy heart but still runs through, That’s Mike — Mr Lovable! 🎶 Sunday runs, he’s oot the door at ten, Says “just five K,” but it’s twelve again, Takes it too far, aye, that’s his way, Then blames the heart monitor the next day! 🎶 Ohhh Mike the Glue! (Mr Lovable — that’s true!) He’s got a quiz for you, And a trance tune too! Ohhh Mike the Glue! (He keeps the banter new!) He’s the dad joke king o’ the crew, That’s Mike — Mr Lovable! 🎶 When the pod goes daft, he keeps it sane, Then dives right back in tae the daftness again, From Dons tae Rangers, he’ll stir the pot, But we a’ agree — the man’s top spot! He’s got a heart that’s big and kind, (Though the doctor says, “take it easy, mind!”) Loves his trance beats, flashing lights, Quizmaster Mike — king of the nights! 🎶 Ohhh Mike the Glue! (Mr Lovable — that’s true!) He’ll share his food wi’ you, Then quiz ye too! Ohhh Mike the Glue! (The pod sticks ’cause of you!) Bit of love, bit of banter too, That’s Mike — Mr Lovable! Support the show The Bams are at It !!

    3 min

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Mass, Dunk, Shed and Mike speak about all things football...and the odd stupid topic.https://2bam.myspreadshop.co.uk/https://www.buymeacoffee.com/2bampod

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