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The Miller Lite enthusiasts discussing a whole lot of nothin’ important, trading bad takes from their couch in Smithville, TX.

Episodes

  1. From the Front Line - Episode 9 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    6 DAYS AGO

    From the Front Line - Episode 9 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    This week, Dave and Justin are coming to you live from the Comedy Showcase at Mutt’s Last Stand in heart of Smithville, TX. After hosting a killer night of local laughs, the guys sat down for a quick, unfiltered post-show hangout. We’re joined by a heavy-hitting lineup of Texas talent to recap the night and talk shop: Matt Butera (Buttery Tortillas Comedy)  @Mattbuteracomedy Alex Cunningham @therealalexcunningham on InstagramTrey Campbell  @rockypc24 Expect the usual chaos, behind-the-scenes comedy talk, and maybe a few too many drinks. It’s loud, it’s live, and it’s Smithville.

    25 min
  2. It's Not the Right Time to Be Sober - Episode 8 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    22/12/2025

    It's Not the Right Time to Be Sober - Episode 8 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    Dave and Justin pull up a couple of chairs at the bar to unpack a week full of surprises, sore jaws, and strange shifts. The conversation kicks off with the heavy hitters—literally. Dave and Justin get honest about the times they’ve actually been knocked out, discussing the confusion, the ego checks, and the aftermath of seeing stars. From there, they dive into the chaos of the clock-out. Whether it’s dealing with difficult people or the general absurdity of the daily hustle, they share work stories that remind us all why we need a drink at the end of the day. Plus, Dave recounts the heart-racing moment he walked into a surprise visit from his mom earlier this week.

    37 min
  3. When Justin Moonlights as a Comic - Episode 7 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    15/12/2025

    When Justin Moonlights as a Comic - Episode 7 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    Welcome back to the couch (stage)! You know the vibe: two grown men, one questionable piece of furniture, and a whole lot of nothin' important. That's 2 Dicks, 1 Couch. In this episode, Dave and Justin are stepping away from the couch (and from discussing corncobs and farting horses) for just a minute to prep for the comedy showcase coming up at Mutt's Last Stand in Smithville, TX on December 27, 2025. We're giving you a direct shot of the tension as Justin tries to prove he can function as a stand-up comedian outside the safe space of his couch. Meanwhile, Dave—the world's most supportive, yet most distracting, co-host—is relegated to the background. His mission? To be Justin's self-appointed "biggest fan". This clip demonstrates the 2 Dicks, 1 Couch experience: comedy, chaos, and a strong sense of wait, should they be saying that? Apple Podcasts: ⁠⁠https://apple.co/4nEQS1N⁠⁠Spotify: ⁠⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1yhGWzz...⁠Amazon Music: ⁠⁠https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20c...⁠Follow us on TikTok for daily content and visit our Shop to get your very own Justin Landers Comedy sticker! tiktok.com/@2dicks1couchCreators: Dave Stanley and Justin LandersMusic: Johnny Utah and The Bad Ideas, Dave Stanley Music ft. Justin LandersLighting: William RalstonVideo and Production: Nicole Stanley

    18 min
  4. Those Who Matter Don't Mind - Episode 6 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    08/12/2025

    Those Who Matter Don't Mind - Episode 6 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    Dave thinks he can solve the mystery of time travel in the 6th episode of 2 Dicks, 1 Couch. Justin isn't so sure.Apple Podcasts: ⁠https://apple.co/4nEQS1N⁠Spotify: ⁠https://open.spotify.com/show/1yhGWzz...Amazon Music: ⁠https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20c...Follow us on TikTok for daily content and visit our Shop to get your very own Justin Landers Comedy sticker! tiktok.com/@2dicks1couchCreators: Dave Stanley and Justin LandersMusic: Johnny Utah and The Bad Ideas, Dave Stanley Music ft. Justin LandersLighting: William RalstonVideo and Production: Nicole Stanley

    33 min
  5. You're a Mean One - Episode 5 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    01/12/2025

    You're a Mean One - Episode 5 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    Find Dave and Justin in the Christmas spirit in this fifth episode of 2 Dicks, 1 Couch . Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/4nEQS1NSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1yhGWzz...Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20c...Follow us on TikTok for daily content! tiktok.com/@2dicks1couchCreators: Dave Stanley and Justin LandersMusic: Johnny Utah and The Bad Ideas, Dave Stanley Music ft. Justin LandersLighting: William RalstonVideo and Production: Nicole Stanley

    43 min
  6. Brown Eyed Girl - Episode 4 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    24/11/2025

    Brown Eyed Girl - Episode 4 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    The fourth episode of 2 Dicks, 1 Couch podcast with Dave and Justin. We still haven't finished talking about how and why corncobs have been used in the past, but we've also struck up conversation about the moon landing, farting horses, and entitled people that think they can ruin your day and not get fired back at.Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/4nEQS1NSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1yhGWzzjl6fakcCwm3LvRU?si=RWiUgeufRBucr-WEMHjuEAAmazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20c94907-b52b-4e9b-8eb2-e072e71209b9/2-dicks-1-couchFollow us on TikTok for daily content! tiktok.com/@2dicks1couchCreators: Dave Stanley and Justin LandersMusic: Johnny Utah and The Bad Ideas, Dave Stanley Music ft. Justin LandersLighting: William RalstonVideo and Production: Nicole Stanley

    41 min
  7. The Irrationality of Rationality - Episode 3 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    17/11/2025

    The Irrationality of Rationality - Episode 3 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    The third episode of 2 Dicks, 1 Couch podcast with Dave and Justin. They're discussing super important and relevant topics like armadillos, nature, and new music from Justin's son, Jansen Landers. Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/4nEQS1N Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1yhGWzzjl6fakcCwm3LvRU?si=RWiUgeufRBucr-WEMHjuEA Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20c94907-b52b-4e9b-8eb2-e072e71209b9/2-dicks-1-couch Follow us on TikTok for daily content! tiktok.com/@2dicks1couch Creators: Dave Stanley and Justin Landers Music: Johnny Utah and The Bad Ideas, Dave Stanley Music ft. Justin Landers Lighting: William Ralston Video and Production: Nicole Stanley

    24 min
  8. Giving it 60 or so Percent - Episode 2 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    10/11/2025

    Giving it 60 or so Percent - Episode 2 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    The second episode of 2 Dicks, 1 Couch podcast with Dave and Justin. Just two grown men acting like kids and making poop jokes. It gets better the longer you watch.Apple Podcasts: https://apple.co/4nEQS1NSpotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/1yhGWzz...Amazon Music: https://music.amazon.com/podcasts/20c...Follow us on TikTok for daily content! tiktok.com/@2dicks1couchCreators: Dave Stanley and Justin Landers ft. the voice of Michael BurgessMusic: Johnny Utah and The Bad Ideas, Dave Stanley Music ft. Justin LandersLighting: William RalstonVideo and Production: Nicole Stanley

    9 min
  9. The Idiots Are Taking Over - Episode 1 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    03/11/2025

    The Idiots Are Taking Over - Episode 1 - 2 Dicks, 1 Couch

    Your first look at the 2 Dicks, 1 Couch podcast with Dave and Justin. Just two grown men acting like kids and making poop jokes. It gets better the longer you watch.

    10 min
  10. Season 1 Promo

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    Season 1 Promo

    2 Dicks 1 Couch

    1 min

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The Miller Lite enthusiasts discussing a whole lot of nothin’ important, trading bad takes from their couch in Smithville, TX.

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  • Creator
    Dave and Justin
  • Years Active
    2K
  • Episodes
    10
  • Rating
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