Bestie Before Testes

Krys and Kym
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Two Bay Area creators. Two besties in their 30s. One dating pool that feels more like a puddle. Kym (@kyms.kravings) and Krys (@WorthThiccEats) are serving unfiltered stories about swipes gone wrong, situationships gone stale, and the chaos of creating content while dodging clowns in the Bay. Think group chat energy with a mic — messy, loud, and way too relatable. Because when it comes to likes, love, and late nights, it’s always Besties Before Testes.

  1. 24/11/2025

    22: Hire Me, Maybe?

    The job market’s wild, and your favorite duo is feeling it. Kym’s bouncing back from a layoff, and Krys is trying to break into nursing as a new grad. It’s not easy—but we’re turning rejection into redirection and keeping it real the whole way. #HireMeMaybe #Podcast #CareerRealities #NewGradRN #WomenWhoWork #CareerJourney #JobSearchStruggles #NurseLife #LayoffSurvivor #WorkInProgress #CareerPivot #AdultingIsHard #ManifestingJobs #UnemployedButOptimistic #Resilience #BlackWomenPodcasters #WomenInPodcasting #RelatableAF #CareerTalk #LevelUp Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/picnic/flowers

    52 min

  2. 17/11/2025

    21: Love Shouldn't Hurt

    Trigger Warning: Abuse (emotional, physical) In this powerful episode, Kym and Krys open up about the abusive relationships they’ve endured—both physical and emotional—and the difficult journey of recognizing what love isn’t. This conversation is raw, healing, and a reminder that love should never come with pain, fear, or control. #LoveShouldntHurt #podcast #toxicrelationships #abuseawareness #healingjourney #selflove #mentalhealthmatters Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/picnic/flowers

    1hr 10min

  3. 10/11/2025

    20: "Does It Turn You On?"

    Spoiler: it doesn’t. This week, the besties unpack the wild things men send thinking they’re turning us on—but really just turning our stomachs. From confidence gone wrong to full-blown delusion, we’re talking about the fine line between sexy and a one-way ticket to our "graveyards." Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/picnic/flowers

    40 min

  4. 03/11/2025

    19: Soft Launch Pending...

    So you met a man (✨allegedly✨)… now what? This week we’re unpacking the sacred art of the soft launch — aka how to subtly introduce your situationship to the timeline without triggering a curse or a commitment. Do you go with the blurry side profile? The hand on a cocktail? The story post with “this mf” and zero context?? We’re covering all the strategies, unspoken rules, and personal L’s (spoiler: one of us launched too hard, too fast). Think of it as a masterclass in digital delusion — but make it cute. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/picnic/flowers

    39 min

  5. 27/10/2025

    18: Graveyard Shift 🪦🪦🪦

    It’s spooky season, and the Besties are clocking in for the Graveyard Shift — a deep dive into the contact cemeteries where the unworthy go to rest. 💀 This week, Kym and Krys are digging up the ghosts of relationships past — and revealing exactly how they earned their tombstones. From red-flag repeat offenders to “it’s not you, it’s your vibe. the Besties break down who got buried... and whether anyone's worth resurrecting. 🪦🪦🪦 It’s judgment day, baby — and we brought receipts. 🪦👻 Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/picnic/flowers

    36 min

  6. 20/10/2025

    17: Who gets the dog?

    Forget splitting furniture — we’re talking about the ultimate breakup dilemma: who gets the dog? From co-parenting pups to full custody chaos, we’re serving hot takes and cold noses in this week’s episode. Music from #Uppbeat (free for Creators!): https://uppbeat.io/t/picnic/flowers

    32 min

  7. 13/10/2025

    16: Princess Treatment or Bare Minimum?

    👑 Are we asking for too much, or are they just doing the absolute least? We’re breaking down the difference between princess treatment and the bare minimum—because flowers shouldn’t be a once-a-year miracle. ✨ #PrincessTreatment #BareMinimum #DatingPodcast #ModernDating #RelationshipRealTalk #DatingTea #SingleLife #DatingStruggles #RelationshipStandards #PodcastLife #MainCharacterEnergy #SendHelp #DoBetter #DatingIcks

    37 min

  8. 06/10/2025

    15: Boo Bounty and then Some

    Who needs Cupid when you've got cold hard cash? Our Boo Bounty is matchmaking with a payout - and of course, a few tangents we couldn't keep to ourselves.

    50 min
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Two Bay Area creators. Two besties in their 30s. One dating pool that feels more like a puddle. Kym (@kyms.kravings) and Krys (@WorthThiccEats) are serving unfiltered stories about swipes gone wrong, situationships gone stale, and the chaos of creating content while dodging clowns in the Bay. Think group chat energy with a mic — messy, loud, and way too relatable. Because when it comes to likes, love, and late nights, it’s always Besties Before Testes.

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  • Creator
    Krys and Kym
  • Years Active
    2k
  • Episodes
    22
  • Rating
    Clean
  • Copyright
    © Krys and Kym
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    Bestie Before Testes