Stiff Socks

Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
  • 4.9 (25)
  • Stand-Up Comedy
  • Updated weekly

Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

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  1. 6 hr ago

    Things are Changing! (Drake is Barking)

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks The guys open with a real update on the future of Stiff Socks, explaining that the show is not ending, but the regular podcast is changing into one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode while the boys focus more on games, clips, and bigger YouTube projects. Then the episode goes fully off the rails with Trevor’s nosy neighbor, Drake barking for goth girls, QVC slip-ups, Rapunzel hair logic, the worst wedding confession ever, music taste giving you the ick, Big Mac sauce crimes, and a soccer celebration gone horribly wrong. 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com EP 395 — Timestamps00:00 – Stiff Socks is changing… and the podcast is moving to Patreon03:01 – Trevor’s neighbor is way too concerned about him05:44 – Drake is barking at goth girls11:33 – Why is Drake doing this?! 13:05 – Drake sliding into people’s DMs 15:16 – What happens when Drake DMs your girlfriend?15:38 – What if you could hear sex through a condom?16:25 – Dating shows are embarrassing19:29 – “Whip it out” — what would you do if you met Drake?22:23 – Watching Drake get flirty is uncomfortable24:04 – Are all viral clips fake now?25:15 – The infamous QVC beauty clip26:20 – QVC woman accidentally says “blow job”27:13 – Investigating the QVC mannequins28:14 – Did the QVC clip actually go viral?29:19 – Why every guy in a Lamborghini isn’t a celebrity30:42 – The QVC woman is leaning into the viral moment31:49 – 30 million views?! She’s monetizing the hell out of it33:09 – Blowout vs. blowjob34:26 – The girlfriend who made him climb through her window35:16 – How far would a horny guy climb for a girl?36:17 – Robert Pattinson as Chris Hansen?!38:14 – Should Chris Hansen just play himself?45:19 – The movie about a woman’s horrifying secret before her wedding47:26 – “My agent called… and I’m terrified”50:50 – Where do you draw the line with your partner’s past?51:40 – Planned a school shooting vs. actually doing something horrible53:08 – Can you ever fully trust someone after learning their secret? 56:09 – What if she tells you AFTER you get married?57:12 – The guys discover the greatest spelling fact of all time58:01 – “You can’t spell HEARD without HEAD”59:26 – Back to the wedding question01:00:40 – Would past relationships actually bother you?01:01:41 – Sock Talk: Can you tell a girl’s ex from her music?01:03:40 – When someone points out an annoying habit you never noticed01:04:41 – SECRET SOCK - Would you do something disgusting for views?01:05:42 – Grossest food-related things they’ve ever done01:06:53 – The nacho-cheese Slurpee01:07:17 – Combining food from multiple fast-food restaurants01:08:15 – The joys of gas-station food on a road trip01:09:43 – Soccer player celebrates by jumping into a hole Thanks to ZBiotics and Quince. Go to https://zbiotics.com/socks and use SOCKS at checkout for 15% off any first time orders of ZBiotics probiotics. Quince: Get free shipping and 365-day returns at Quince.com/stiffsocks #sponsored #ad

  2. 11 hr ago • Subscribers Only

    Thing are Changing! (Drake is Barking)

    The guys open with a real update on the future of Stiff Socks, explaining that the show is not ending, but the regular podcast is changing into one weekly ad-free Patreon / Apple Plus episode while the boys focus more on games, clips, and bigger YouTube projects. Then the episode goes fully off the rails with Trevor’s nosy neighbor, Drake barking for goth girls, QVC slip-ups, Rapunzel hair logic, the worst wedding confession ever, music taste giving you the ick, Big Mac sauce crimes, and a soccer celebration gone horribly wrong.

  3. 5 days ago • Subscribers Only

    TWO WEEK HOE-TICE (BONUS)

    The guys talk about their iggest pet peeves, a cheating husband, and the PF Chang horses.

  4. 5 Aug

    The Bees on their Knees

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Michael starts the episode solo and spirals through being a protective dad, not being scared of jail, old phrases, fruit bats, animal mating facts, no-sleep meltdowns, doctors under pressure, and why Spider-Man movies feel endless. Trevor checks in for the second half to talk Chicago, Europe tour dates, German crowds, American freedom, Tony Romo’s DWI timeout, Naperville fans, morning movies, red things, and a Sock Talk ranking red things. Thanks to our sponsors: BlueChew, Cash App, GLD, Zippix Nicotine Toothpicks, and BetterHelp. BlueChew: Buy two months of BlueChew Gold and get the third FREE with promo code SOCKS, plus an additional 10% OFF and free overnight shipping on your first order. Visit BlueChew.com for more details and important safety information. Download Cash App Today: https://capl.onelink.me/vFut/g4eslwve #CashAppPod Cash App is a financial services platform, not a bank. Banking services provided by Cash App's bank partner(s). Prepaid debit cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC. Cash App Visa® Debit Flex Cards issued by Sutton Bank, Member FDIC, and The Bancorp Bank, N.A., pursuant to a license from Visa U.S.A. Inc. See terms and conditions for the Sutton prepaid card, Sutton debit flex card, and Bancorp debit flex card. Cash App Green features, Savings, Direct deposit, Round ups, Overdraft coverage and Discounts provided by Cash App, a Block, Inc. brand. Visit cash.app/legal/podcast for full disclosures. GLD: New customers get 40% Off with code SOCKS at GLD.com Zippix Nicotine Toothpicks: Get 10% off your first order with code SOCKS at ZippixToothpicks.com. Must be 21 or older to order. Warning: Nicotine is an addictive chemical. Better Help: Visit betterhelp.com/SOCKS #sponsored #ad

  5. 5 Aug • Subscribers Only

    Ep. 394: The Bees on their Knees (AD FREE)

    Michael starts the episode solo and spirals through being a protective dad, not being scared of jail, old phrases, fruit bats, animal mating facts, no-sleep meltdowns, doctors under pressure, and why Spider-Man movies feel endless. Trevor checks in for the second half to talk Chicago, Europe tour dates, German crowds, American freedom, Tony Romo’s DWI timeout, Naperville fans, morning movies, red things, and a Sock Talk ranking red things.

  6. 31 Jul • Subscribers Only

    Scotch Free (BONUS)

    The boys start with Tony Romo’s DWI video, celebrity DUI edits, golf-course excuses, and how famous people try to subtly remind cops who they are. Trevor then breaks down his United Airlines travel nightmare, the Motel Six from hell, the $560 shower, Michael’s sweaty golf hat meltdown, DoorDash drones, LeBron-to-the-Sixers rage, and a Secret Sock about AI robot teachers from the Real Doll company.

  7. 29 Jul

    America’s Most Cursed Snacks

    Support the pod and get so much extra content for $5/month at https://www.patreon.com/stiffsockspodBonus eps also available on Apple Podcasts! https://www.apple.co/socks 🎙️ Michael's tour dates: https://www.blaucomedy.com 🎙️Trevor's tour dates: https://www.trevorwallacecomedy.com Thanks to: Brooklyn Bedding and Ridge for sponsoring the podcast. Brooklyn Bedding – Go to https://www.brooklynbedding.com and use promo code SOCKS for 30% off sitewide during the Back to School Sale. Ridge Get 10% Off your entire order & take advantage of Ridge’s Annual Sweepstakes by going to https://www.Ridge.com/STIFFSOCKS #Ridgepod #ad NO PURCHASE NECESSARY. Open only to legal residents of the promotion territory, who have reached the age of majority in their jurisdiction of residence. Void elsewhere & where prohibited by law. Enter by 9:00 a.m. USPT on 8 September 2026. 2 winners, prizes total ARV: up to approx. $539,165 CAD / £284,170. Skill-testing question required in CA. See Official Rules at ridge.com/pages/rules for complete eligibility, entry instructions, how to enter without a purchase, entry limits, prize details, odds, and restrictions. Sponsor: The Ridge Wallet LLC. #ad #sponsored

  8. 29 Jul • Subscribers Only

    America's Most Cursed Snacks (AD FREE)

    The boys talk about no-physical-touch wedding story, then spiral into AI officiants, museum days, pets, peptides and America’s insane cursed snack collabs.

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4.9
out of 5
25 Ratings

About

Stand up comedians Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein go do weird stuff, and then talk about how weird the weird stuff was. With their irreverent charm they will tackle tough issues such as, what’s it like going to a museum on Adderall or if you don’t cum for a week will you die?

Information

  • Creator
    Trevor Wallace and Michael Blaustein | Audioboom Studios
  • Years Active
    2019 - 2026
  • Episodes
    935
  • Rating
    Explicit
  • Show Website
    Stiff Socks
  • Provider
    Stiff Socks INC

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