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A thick layer of revolving hosts, a delicious layer of unmentionables, covered in a creamy coating of banter, all drizzled with witty to absurd philosophy and baked to perfection. This audio has nothing to do with cakes or the baking of them.

  1. 19/10/2022

    #093 - The Cursed Cake V

    This is a fucking strange cake. Synopsis to come soon! Just know for now that this episode consists of Pepe Le Pew disguised as Bane, luring others into the darkness. Also the pinnacle of riveting convo and an episode laced with accidents, deeming this cake to be cursed. ---HOSTS: Kiwi, Jimothy, Jer

    1h 5m

  2. 12/10/2022

    #092 - Dahmer Repellent

    The soul-cleansing opening sounds of shrieking children to upbeat music. Jimothy's death sounds are reminiscent of Mortal Kombat screams. Too annoying to murder, even for Jeffrey Dahmer. Kiwi informs Jimothy of the new show, Monster: The Jeffrey Dahmer Story; prompting a wide discussion on the life and crimes of Jeffrey Dahmer, while briefly touching on a variety of other serial killers. Flip-Flop the Clown! Feet on my muthafuckin' face! The boys attempt their first Oblivion NPC watch-along in a while, only to botch the intro by being distracted by Kiwi's teeth. Oblivion NPC Watch-along: "Skooma Addicted Dark Brotherhood Initiate Turns Hostile". Call the police and pull out your nose, bitch! The boys immediately get launched into another watch-along (LOUD AUDIO WARNING) of a video titled "Overconfident Nerds at an Anime Convention". Cringe meowing, burning witches, and you owe me moneee--... Breaking out into Rob Zombie's 'Dragula'. Show closing words and Kiwi denies knowing Jimothy. ---HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy

    56 min

  3. 05/10/2022

    #091 - Die Doing What You Love?

    The boys are welcomed back from the long summer break with Animals Crackers and Budd Dwyer's head, courtesy of ScreamerClauz. One Guy, One Jar on YouTube? Knocking the broken glass out of your ass and getting on with your day. Kiwi shows Jimothy "Dick in Yo Stomach". One Guy, One Horse. Auto-erotic asphyxiation; die doing what you love!? Cock deflation, blood balloons, asscheek attraction. The person who wants their ass finger-blasted on the first date and literally anywhere, anytime. What was the conversation like between the cameraman and the participant before the filming of "One Guy, One Horse"? The boys learn how much horse-cock the guy possibly took in the video "One Guy, One Horse" that inevitably murked him (Hint: It's a lot). The interesting, macabre and uncertain navigation of the deep web. People abusing and killing others and themselves on Livestream or torture rooms. Russian streamer kills his girlfriend on Livestream. The horrors of being a Facebook moderator and the desensitization from depravity. A brief dive in the killers responsible for "3 Guys, 1 Hammer", and their copycats. Poor sentencing for clearly unhinged criminals and letting them back into the public nonrehabiliatated. Random Dave's Killer Bread promotion! Shitty jails, shitty wardens, shitty incarceration. Offer no hope! Awkward show closure per usual. ---HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy

    1h 11m

  4. 24/08/2022

    #090 - State of the Cake/The Road to 100

    There are no punches pulled here on this cake. Kiwi and Jimothy give reasons as to why briancake has been dead to the internet-space for a length of time and the future of the cake. With the lack of social media presence (more accurately, the lack of use of social media), the boys give justification the only way they know how, by speaking to ya. Reasons covered for the absence are creative overhauls, planning for the show's future, the recent historic flooding of Eastern Kentucky, among a myriad of other subjects. The boys talk openly, candidly, and optimistically about the future of braincake. Don't let the title mislead you, the podcast isn't over. It's only beginning. ---HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy

    1h 17m

  5. 13/07/2022

    #089 - The Trumpet of Disrespect

    Mario suffers from a whooping cough, degenerative bone disease, and a psilocybin induced perma-psychosis. Jimothy gets his keys jacked by an intruder. The chase for the milkshake, despite pure lack of luck. Living in the sewers of Vegas, birthing a new generation of humans beneath the streets. A terrible Hawaiian joke. The timeless classic that is Colt .45 by Afroman. Jackass in the Classical Era. Enjoying classical music. Gatekeepers/Elitists for music, hobbies, and religions of all kinds. Beethoven has all the groupies. Gaming music being overlooked as orchestrated music. Analyzing the video "Trumpet Fight" at great lengths for the betterment of mankind. Swallowing Nardwuar's toe to consume his soul, just like Trumpet Guy. Outlaw and Alternative country music. Wesley Willis fancy's soy milk and tells Nardwaur something about a horses head. Kiwi is a Starbucks defender and has time for nothing else. An Oblivion NPC watch-along that features a man who moans from skoomaville and won't walk away from the fence that holds him up. Kiwi disturbs Jimothy with an MMA bout that features a fighter with Synthols injections (or SpongeBob's Anchor Arms). Wrapping up the show with pictures of random aftermath of Synthol, swanky music, and panic about car keys. ---HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy

    1h 7m

  6. 06/07/2022

    #088 - Incestuous Polygamy & Toothpaste Man

    This episode was produced within an inferno, cooking the boys brains in the process. Toothpaste Man is always watching, his motives are unknown (debunked via ridiculousness). Scaring the gingivitis outcha mouth and supplying beneficial trauma. A Facebook toothpaste pyramid scheme? Forgotten memories #1. Healthy, organic toothpaste. R.I.P. to Jimothy's long beard. Ronald McDonald paints his smile on, obsessively analyzes revenue and torments/tortures his beloved employees to the sweet tune of Lavender Town if anything is amiss. The boys reminisce on a childhood "mentally unwell" guy they knew growing up, and shouldn't be able to correlate him to Chris Chan in any way. Jimothy holds Kiwi accountable and calls him out for burping mid-sentence. Incest , Mormons, Polygamy. Forgotten memories #2. The boys begin to cook in the heat, for they mention how hot it is. People like things that go boom, for it is the 4th of July. Kiwi proposes a strange "what's worse" question to Jimothy, which is answered without confused hesitation. Marrying your entire family at the family reunion; THE INCESTUOUS POLYGAMIST. The boys don't understand how cousins work (listen as they struggle). Aliens lack bellybuttons. Jimothy begins slapping his tummy a little and Kiwi's chest too. Kyle XY wants to know if we can get some juice down hea? Sampson drops by to see if he can entice Kiwi to eat more things from his asshole. Kiwi finally lowers his shield and falls victim to deez nuts. The sauna-cast. The boys watch the animation "That's a Nice Grill" to cap off how they feel about their predicament. The closing weather report and chill talk. Swapping swampasses. ---HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy

    1h 6m

  7. 22/06/2022

    #087 - Pepe the Relentless Roadkill Rimmer

    Kiwi returns with a newfound outlook (and a different accent momentarily). Kiwi promotes his Fiverr account (broken English included!) and Jimothy forgets to buy celebratory items for Kiwi's resurgence. I'M THE MAN...the man shrouded in doubt. A neglectful, non-caring therapist. Nardwuar as a therapist would unlock horrific, repressed memories. He HAS to know! The boys remember eating mud, bird seed, fried chicken off train tracks, and cake off a Huddle House parking lot. A YouTuber whom would casually stroll up to roadkill and start chowing down. Watching a parasite exit a praying mantis. Jimothy questions Joe Rogans ties to nature. Knowing stoners that actually exhibit the anti-drugs commercials deflated lady on the couch. The music tastes and financial detriments of a useless stoner type. Kiwi projects a sad/boring life to a Walking Dead fan he once worked with. Kiwi and Jimothy hate small talk and television talk. The ability to retain useless pop culture, lyrics, TV, ads, ect. Stuck on the radio, Siriusly. Jimothy shares a recent concert experience, which on the way found himself literally sandwiched between the ups of life and the downs of death. The cold reality of death amongst the living populous. Oblivion NPCs! Featuring a lady from the Gayborhood and a Sload that will steal your potato chips. Poor Peter Griffin impressions for self defense. Pepe le Pew makes his much undesired return to the podcast to harass Kiwi more than ever before. Pepe kneads your butthole. ---HOSTS: Kiwi & Jimothy

    1h 17m

  8. 25/05/2022

    #086 - A Descent Into the Cat Shit Abyss

    This episode was brought to you by massive technical difficulties. Tinkering with the audio for hours to only have the final product be riddled with buzzes and echoes. We apologize sincerely! Jimothy is harassed by his Xbox. Rocket League is SOC-CAR. Jer confuses Jimothy into oblivion, leading to prolonged awkwardness. Hambone comes to save the day! The introduction of achievement tracking and daily challenges in games. Getting achievements on freebie/bargain bin games. Kicking Keflings and stuffing burgers into a computer. John Wayne Gacy digs trenches with his dick in his crawlspace jack-hut. Random things under people's homes. A time-spanning collection of Playboy's splattered across a salon. Chris Chan once took a shot of orange soda cum on video; Jimothy poorly explains. Hambone hits up peoples homes like Room Raiders. Jer does his greatest porno impression as an HVAC man. The people you don't want to find in the attic. Smashin' cakes and leaving little creme pies. Letting strangers in your home for all reasons. Hambone has been given a sidekick for his job. Hambone recalls a home he recently worked in, which featured a mass array of hoarded cat shit. Visiting the man whom never leaves his home...must have bodies hidden. People can't figure out why their shit won't work when the problem is sometimes obvious, and they still wouldn't listen if you told 'em. Jimothy wants to stay in chilly weather and road rages in his sleep. Jer got a bear captured by Wildlife 5-0. Game Wardens with an authority complex. Railroad cops and random track track knowledge. Hambone shares about two times he worked in successful musicians homes, to which the boys won't name-drop whom; leading Jimothy into bouts of angst. Hambone would fix Jim Cornette's air for free. Acko-taco explanation from Jimothy about his earlier state of mind. The boys deem a nickname for Hambone's sidekick. Time is up, Moltar. ---HOSTS: Jimothy, Jer, Hambone

    51 min
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A thick layer of revolving hosts, a delicious layer of unmentionables, covered in a creamy coating of banter, all drizzled with witty to absurd philosophy and baked to perfection. This audio has nothing to do with cakes or the baking of them.

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  • Creator
    braincake.
  • Years Active
    2020 - 2022
  • Episodes
    131
  • Rating
    Explicit
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