Certified cinephile cuties Casey O'Brien and Patrick Mallon are here to guide plebs and idiots alike through the world of arthouse cinema. This podcast serves as a spark notes version for those who do not care to watch these movies. Through a highly developed proprietary system called "The Fartsy Test," Casey and Patrick determine on a 10 point scale just how unbearably impenetrable and boring a given arthouse film is. Tune in every week and gain the social currency of talking like a snobbish a*****e. They watch arthouse movies, so you can pretend that you did.
Deep Red with Special Guest Dave Schilling
Dave Schilling, writer and host of ‘Full Court Chat with Dave Schilling,’ joins the boys to talk about Dario Argento’s ’Deep Red’ and all things Giallo.
Volver by Pedro Almodóvar
Patrick shows off his extensive knowledge of Pedro Almodóvar’s filmography. And Casey requests to be mummified.
Small Batch of Bach!
A special capsule episode where the “Cinephile Cuties” cover the final episode of ‘The Bachelor.’
Raging Bull by Martin Scorsese
Patrick becomes increasingly pedantic about Casey’s preferred alcoholic drinks. And Casey has to break some disheartening news to Patrick about McDonald’s new chicken sandwiches.
Hiroshima mon amour by Alain Resnais
Patrick wages a war against “theater kids” and Casey tries to prevent Patrick from talking about balding.
We Need to Talk About Kevin by Lynne Ramsay
The introduction of “Shell Guy.”